How come he was the only non asshole

How come he was the only non asshole

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Did you watch the movie they literally detail a specific set of rules that makes them into assholes

>Did you watch the movie
where do you think you are?

>up all night eating
>hate the sun
>hate washing with water
Gremlins are just NEETs.

Each 'nest' of infants have one bad one that the others follow. Remove the bad one and you can probably raise most of the others to be nice.

Shills must be testing for the desirability of a Gremlins reboot/sequel since it's being spammed everywhere. I really wish some government would declare Hollywood an enemy power and nuke it off the planet.

I just thought the old Chinese guy taught him to be good. The real question is would Gizmo be an asshole if he turned into a gremlin?

are Gremlins racist?

Just watched it since childhood for the first time not long ago. I did not expect it to be this violent. Plus it was way better than I expected. The old bitch flying out of the window made me lol.

Gremlins needs a reboot ASAP

Gizmo is the purest protagonist ever.

Despite being 0.001% of the population, gremlins are responsible for 73% of wacky hijinks and comedic violence.

His creator, the alien Dr. Mogtur designed the Mogwai to be the perfect companion. Unfortunately their were some design flaws and they all turned out evil except for Gizmo so he sent him away in a spacecraft before the alien authorities could come and destroy him.

There it is. Someone, I'm begging you. Please destroy Hollywood.

Glau?

I don't think so but the ones in the first movie bear a vague resemblance to flava flav

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Who wore it better?

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Will the animated prequel series be any good?

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gremlins is legitimately terrifying when you're 3 years old

they tore up that bucket of chicken
shot up and got loud at the movie theater
terrorized and destroyed the neighborhood at night
yup sounds like NEETs

>critique of consumerism
>reboot probably would turn it into a celebration of consumerism, Gizmo's offspring are just misunderstood, the real enemy is some guy who vaguely resembles Alex Jones

this
They would butcher a gremlins reboot

Fuck off Goldstein

Because he was blasted with piss.

Yeah but with today’s CGI imagine the possibilities

He was a gelding.

Sounds more like a different N word group to me.

It could look like late 80s CGI?

> No bright light, no feeding after midnight, no water
> Bright light hurts them
> Feeding after midnight turns them into gremlins
> water makes them multiply

None of those fucking rules justify them being assholes before they turned into gremlins.

> CGI
> not practical effects

Fucking neck yourself

>wanting a new Gremlins movie with CGI instead of puppets

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Lil nigga jus wannen his pussy fuck namean dis nigga been git dick down by fuong shao wong but now dis nigga gon git some long dog feel me
On set bitch this nigga had my dick at 9 o'clock mo like 9 inch cock feel me
Nah you bitch made succass nigga prolly gay an fuck them goblins i kno you do
Scaly puss an shit on hell na
All bout dat har pissy no mean got that lil meow meow meow pyssy wibratin i heat da pussy up in a microwave ocen an then i eat da pussy all about da pwussy
When done they be like why it do be smellin like wet dog in here
An im like naw
Das my cum lol
It do really be like that sometimes