What's a good movie to watch with a girl? Its like the 3rd or 4th time we hang out. I'm bringing wine to her place...

Master and Commander

>That scene where they eat that real life turtle
That shit still haunts me to this day

Magic Mike

Nemphomaniac.
Specifically the BBC DP scene. Im sure she will appreciate the artistic intent.

Try some American Pie or anything related

The Thing. Say its the movie the professor watches with his girlfriend.

American Psycho

Spanking The Monkey

Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt

Ichi The Killer
Secretary
Hard Candy
Girl Boss Guerilla

Though maybe those were unique to a girl that I dated.

Bat Pussy

The Hidden, its a movie by the Stranger Things dudes.

pic related is a free get-some-fuckin-pussy card. women love hot autists.

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Dune

A Clockwork Orange. If she still dates you after this, she's a keeper.

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RUSHMORE
it’s the best watch with a girl movie

Yep. Musicals + Ryan Gosling = instant pussy.

She only got halfway through the movie and got bored, so we fucked while it was finishing up.

Cheesy horror movies are great. Just nothing scary scary...but fun scary.

But I kept show girls green room to get a reaction.

Fight Club, easy to digest and won't bore her. Hot Fuzz works too I've found, most Edgar Wright works honestly, but if you aren't British and don't watch British shit, I'd avoid Shaun and Worlds End.

vanilla sky

i saw this movie with my first girlfriend. it was an awesome time when i thought girls with dyed hair were exotic and not a strong indicator for personality disorder.

>Just nothing scary scary...but fun scary.
Fuck that. Make her watch something so terrifying that she clings to your side in an attempt to calm her terror.Then when she realizes how intimately close she has involuntarily moved herself to you, BAM! FUCKER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.
You can't lose.

Avengers Infinity War + Endgame in a single viewing

MEW was so cute in this movie and taught me that bread makes you fat.

What we do in the shadows, great comedy and you'll get bonus points for showing her a quite unknown movie.

Hackers or Raising Arizona, maybe Buckaroo Banzai

Watched this with my gf. She said she got horny imagining she was the blonde hooker.

Good pick

its kind of depressing and weird

chicks love this movie

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Irreversible

Are you a chick? You must be cause you know what they like faggot ass

isnt it kinda weird watching a movie about another couple with your gf???

My sister loves Adam Sandler movies for some reason. Whenever she comes to hang out, she puts on That's My Boy.

wedding singer

isn't that the movie with the incestous siblings or something like that?

yo get her pregnant then watch this with her

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>That's My Boy
she has impeccable taste

Way too try hard.

Sucker Punch!

Stargate SG-1.
Do not go with the basic shit, get them into fun campy sci-fi. Every other retard thinks they only want to watch the office, or parks and rec, or some other basic bitch tv show. If you're going to do that, do It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia instead.

That, or the X-Files, early seasons of course not that season 8+ dog shit.

This is probably the most layered joke I've seen today.

Watch Atila with her desu. u'll def pop her cherry

why would this be a good pick for this situation at all? she wont get the plot and she's gonna be confused by all the sexy women

Of all the recommendations in the thread, this one you have issue with? It's a fun movie and is reasonably different from the norm; I was introduced to this movie by a girl I went to see at -her- house.

Irreversible

Do you fuck your sister user?

The Chair To Everywhere

this happens every fucking time i watch a movie with a girl

Mean girls is pretty great

Last Tango In Paris. It's the feel good hit of the summer.

Just make sure you put butter on the popcorn you serve. I heard girls love that sort of thing.

Why Him?

PUTA

secret tickle

what is this?

Problem Child 2

I always panic when I girl says put on something so I always put on Black Dynamite because it always makes me laugh but the girls are always confused. I've done this 6 times now.

I was going to recommend this also

do NOT post any more pictures of cute girls with short dyed hair or I will be forced to shoot

DO YOU HEAR ME?!

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Akira

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Put on something dumb that you don't actually care about watching. That way you can chat with her during the movie and neither of you will care if you miss something. Nothing too serious either, and nothing that it would be weird to make out with her while it's on in the background. Don't try to impress her by putting on something cool or interesting, she won't give a fuck, and it certainly won't increase your chances sexually.

I wonder what confuses them

watch porn, see if she gets the hint.

watched it with my Tinder date ; )

What's eating Gilbert Grape.

Bridgett Jone's Diary.
Crazy Stupid Love.

Are you me?

>in real life the ones with the painted hair are usually the fattest uggoes in existence.

lol if you think it matters

something short and whatever so you can jump to sex as soon as possible

Bread makes you FAT?

A wes Anderson film
Suspiria

>stranger things
I'd recommend stand by me

You chose the words that you knew would hurt me the most, didn't you user?

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This is good, also
>super 8
>goonies

Unironically my gf's favourite movie of all time. Has read all the novels as well. It's a strange world.

Porn. You are going to fuck her, right?

Martyrs

>Its like the 3rd or 4th time we hang out. I'm bringing wine to her place
It doesn't even matter at this point. Just fuck the girl already for fucks sake

this op

Tarintino films
Buffalo 66'
The grand Budapest hotel
Twin peaks
Heathers
mulholland drive
Lost in translation

Oh pretty much any sofia coppola film

American Psycho should set a good tone for the evening. Unironically first date watched it w with my current gf

Maybe the Goonies or something 80s if she's into stranger things

One of the best lighthearted romances in history, Martyrs (2008) is guaranteed to horn the babes up!

the ballad of buster sruggs

Das Boot
Der Hauptmann
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Hail Caesar
Stalker
The Seventh Seal
Seven Samurai
Excalibur
Melancholia
Antichrist
Blade 2

Yeah the main character from Heroes fucks his sister in that film.