Why do movies make shooting look so easy brahs??
Why do movies make shooting look so easy brahs??
Brandon Martinez
Christopher Rodriguez
Shit grouping!
Find a new hobby. There's no hope for you
Jace Parker
because it is easy lmao the absolute state of yuropoors
Easton Kelly
For an LCP at 25 yards out it ain’t bad desu. What are you a former navy seal?
John Anderson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jordan Johnson
Whoa. Is this real?
Xavier Stewart
>that one time years ago I posted this in a reply to some boomer on a facebook page and he actually apologized and thanked me for my service
Dominic Parker
How new are you?
Anthony Perez
>didnt screenshot it
didnt happen
Levi Perry
New enough to prove my gf is hotter than yours. She is so cash
Bentley Edwards
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Brandon Stewart
I mean, that person's dead from almost all those shots. Assuming you're using a decent caliber bullet.
Ryder Watson
Hi John. I'm glad you and your girlfriend are still together after all these years.
Kayden Turner
Leo Jones
Yeah I made sure I got a .22.
Luke Howard
the actor was a gun nut also that's a real modified beretta
Nathan Watson
>tfw "John" died in 2007
Ryan Williams
“gorilla warfare” kek
Andrew Perry
God this movie is fucking perfect.
Dylan Ramirez
the meme or the man himself?
Aaron Baker
I'm great with big weapons like rifles, but with pistols I'm always running into the problem of the vertical position: While I do go where I want horizontally, I usually miss vertically, that's not something that happens with rifles.
yes
Luke Green
>movies so perfect
>robocop gun misfires on second shot
Mason Sanchez
>2011+8
... fuck it
Samuel Hernandez
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Bentley Hall
>Retard company man plugging his ears with his fingers
Lincoln Cruz
It's not a misfire because he didn't have to clear the malfunction to fire again. He just failed to let the trigger reset, almost certainly on account of the massive fucking gloves on the costume.