Jason Statham is proof that you don't need hair to be a turbo Chad.
Jason Statham is proof that you don't need hair to be a turbo Chad
Nolan Butler
Aaron Lee
ya, just a good jaw/chin, even facial hair, good fitness, and charisma.
totally doable for the average joe.
Nathan Ortiz
Yea but imagine how much better he would look with long wavy hair
Evan Hernandez
I literally can not imagine Jason Statham with hair
Kayden Richardson
Eh, he looks better without it.
Wyatt Butler
The AVERAGE man has a decent jaw and chin and most can grow a beard. Fitness is a personal choice and charisma can be learned.
You're below average, you're a genetic cess pool, just accept it.
Cameron Richardson
Is that real hair or a wig for a role? When did Jason go bald?
Jose Torres
He’ll never be a turbo chad because he’s a manlet.
Nathan Moore
And yet, he is. How does a bald manlet manage to slay like he does?
Charles Evans
the AVERAGE man has, by definition, an AVERAGE jaw and chin. The AVERAGE man doesn't look like Statham. The fitness part you're absolutely right on... however I threw it on because he is ABOVE AVERAGE. Finally, there're few things more cringe inducing than someone out of their league in a conversation.... and again..... because it's his job...... he's above average.
I'm by no means an /r9k/ defeatist... but reality dictates certain things, user.
Carson Johnson
An average jaw and chin isn't bad at all. If you can't get laid with an average jaw than your looks aren't your problem.
Asher Harris
Hemsworth has a decent jaw, perhaps worse than average
Joseph Sanchez
Truth. He just covers it in facial hair
Jayden Mitchell
He’s definitely a chad, but not a turbo chad. A turbo chad has it all - height, frame, hair, status, face.
Sebastian Cox
So, Henry Cavill basically. The final boss of Chads
James Gutierrez
I never said either of those things... I only ever implied that Jason Stathum, a Hollywood action star, is better looking than the average guy.
strange hill to die on, desu...
Blake Martin
Statham really isn't that attractive in the traditional sense. Next to Cavill or Hemsworth he wouldn't be.
He just oozes manliness, which is really all that matters.
Wyatt Smith
Back when he was an Olympic diver
Jordan Ramirez
that's fine... but again, and even more so this time, they are above average.
Wyatt Moore
>A “Turbo Chad” has X
I didn’t know this was such a rigorous, standardized system.
Dylan Stewart
There are tiers. Cavill is top tier, Hemsworth is whatever tier is below Cavill.
Someone else figure out the rest
Jack Hill
Daily reminder that before picking up acting, Jason Statham was a highdiver who placed in the top 10 representing Great Britain in the 1990 commonwealth games.
As if he wasn’t God tier enough he was also a world class athlete
Leo Anderson
I will shave my head right now if someone gets trips.
Leo Price
The only difference between Statham and the soiman is a pair of glasses
Zachary Bailey
He's got the skull structure to pull it off, it isn't a common thing.
Brayden Clark
He has a better jaw than me
He also was the target of my crush's affection
I hate it
Jace Morris
ok
Benjamin Ross
Angel Hughes
let’s compare
Jayden Phillips
Jacob Hernandez
deliver
Easton Rivera
Nolan Morgan
liver
Eli Morris
You guys are cutting it awfully close.
Stop replying I don't actually wanna shave my head (but I will if trips).
Cameron Moore
hmm
Anthony Clark
What a weird filmography
Charles Cruz
post pics
Luke White
my wife, sophia lillis, demands that you shave your head
Chase Wilson
Pathetic.
Looks as if I will keep my hair.
Ethan Hughes
you barely have any hair and you know it
Wyatt Howard
Jacob Ortiz
wait
Logan Jenkins
I'm in bed, but I will go into my bathroom and shave it if someone gets trips.
Benjamin Peterson
JUST WAIT user IT’S COMING I PROMISE
Landon Adams
do it now
Cooper Cooper
No trips = no shave
Anthony Peterson
It could work but as a villain like that BvS henchman.
Joseph Morris
most white men look pretty awful without hair. jason statham is one in a million
Brandon Perez
LORD JESUS HEAR MY PRAYER, MAKE THIS BOI SHAVE HIS HAIR
Matthew Morgan
Rolling. You better post it if I do
Luke Gray
he cute
Ian Hughes
the odds are in my favor at this point
Gavin Bailey
Henry mogs him hard
Eli Wood
This thread will 404 before anyone gets trips.
Carter Wright
trips
Liam Williams
Eli Taylor
this sucks
Ethan Gutierrez
shave your butt instead.
Camden Wood
Just stop trying, guys. I want to go to sleep, but I'm a man of my word and will deliver if someone gets trips.
Julian Cox
Not a single film worth watching
Christopher White
Adrian Mitchell
Damn it
Liam Scott
bro you're halfway to shaved already
look at that fucking hairline hahahaha
Sebastian Sanchez
ok last one
Robert Perez
Damn, just end it already
Matthew Butler
Easton Sanders
Shave head guy gay
Jonathan Rodriguez
no getting out of this one fag also dick pic
Cooper Mitchell
>tfw had the same hairline my entire life
I neverhad a youthful hairline, it's always been fucked
Jose Mitchell
yuh
William Hall
Joshua Jenkins
If you miss this 888 get, the deal is over and I'm sleeping.
Hunter Perez
It's not gonna happen
Jace Lee
James Miller
Check em
Josiah Sanders
Roll
Parker Phillips
sneed
Robert Sanchez
Unreal
Kevin Baker
Dewit
Blake Morales
cavill looks gay. hemsworth is definitely more attractive
Joseph Martin
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Samuel Rodriguez
WHAT THE FUCK
Jack Adams
get trips on the phone pls
Julian Watson
yo
Cooper Wilson
Shave your head, slut!
Jaxson Martin
Miss
Mason Hill
Roll
Austin Wilson
Don't do it.
Kayden Gomez
Are you shitting me? lmao
Hudson Wilson
It's over guys. It's never going to happen this thread is an embarrassment
Jason Hill
I'm thinking it's based
Aiden Morgan
shave head guy someone will roll trips eventually if you don’t leave nigga
Nathaniel Stewart
I'm sleep.
We didn't do it, reddit
Jordan Ortiz
sneed
he cute
Colton Wright
>that pillow
And even from the little we can see i can tell you're soft and baby faced
Christopher Thompson
haha it would be hilarious if someone rolled trips right now
Brandon Myers
One last roll...
Aiden Lee
Woulda been quads too damn
Nicholas Murphy
>That pillow
Kek
Jordan Davis
This kid is underage b& as fuck
Michael Stewart
Trips
Colton Diaz
I got it on clearance :(
I'm actually 18, patchy beard confirms.
Ok I'm actually sleep now
Zachary Phillips
I used to have that same space themed bedding a long, long time ago.
Jayden Sullivan
Do it
James Gray
Bomp for trips
Hunter Butler
shave and post timestamp
Thomas Martinez
Chewbacca dislikes that zit.
Tyler Reed
I wanna see that chrome dome sparkle baby
Ian Turner
Try getting reservations at Dorsia now you hairless bastard
Luke Cooper
I don't believe you
Nathaniel Foster
Thomas Morales
HOW
Cmon lads we’ve gotta make this underage twink shave his head
Henry Robinson
Henry has no charisma
Kevin Williams
You’re not wrong.
Justin Miller
.
Ian Gonzalez
Nah. Jason is bald, looks good bald, pulls off bald and looks strange with hair
Angel Foster
Oh great, now he looks like a generic prettyboy instead of his unique signature look
Lucas Murphy
Yeah, but women crave generic playboys. Women have one, MAYBE two types, whereas guys have a thousand.
Isaac Martin
Bald you say?!
Benjamin Sanders
he's married to a model so I think he'll manage
Jason Stewart
There isn't a woman alive who would turn down Jason for being bald
Evan Fisher
>Caring about what women think
Never gonna make it breh. Women are attracted to men who don’t care what they think.
Oliver Nguyen
nah man, he would just look like bradley cooper
Daniel Cook
Check em
Isaac Scott
Real talk, what are the best Jason Statham films? I want to watch some tomorrow.
Parker Wood
post before/after pic
Luke Gonzalez
FUCK
Adrian Williams
Too late. He went to bed. No one got trips
Jayden Hill
hehe
Zachary Sanchez
a lot of his movies seems to be the over the top self aware action movies, crank and transporter are decent. Also the meg wasn't so bad and I heard that spy movie he did with that fat chick was actually pretty good
Carter James
Can I get some titles please
Sebastian Clark
David Fisher
oh god i dont want to go bald i cant pull it off someone please save me
Isaiah Wright
Let's see Paul Allen's haircut.
Michael Young
Get /fit/ it's the only way
Mason Thomas
All of them, even his worst movies are entertaining
Jonathan King
There are three titles in that post brainlet.
Levi Nguyen
checkem
Dominic Howard
Are they all mindless action or does he have any that really makea you think?
Connor Wright
Watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Blake James
Even yourself?
Cooper Rodriguez
Stop posting so much.
Mason Gonzalez
>Stop trying to get digits
I'd rather not
Mason Baker
Dude, just shave it.
Dylan Torres
Copy that. Sending them now; coming in hot.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Jackson Morales
landing trips right now just to make him not do it.
Juan Barnes
oh it's coming off now you overweight kike
Jaxson Thomas
Someone composite his face.
Thomas Walker
Based user dabbing on these digitlet hairlets
Liam Mitchell
how does one get trips?
Landon Sanders
rolling
Ayden Green
I have never seen a thread go so long without trips. This is crazy
Austin Perry
Tripsodia obliterate
William Morris
ok trips
Blake Richardson
Better shave boyo
Colton Ortiz
Why even bother, he woulda had to post his face if he shaved his head.
Asher Harris
>monk mode activated
Landon Nelson
Tick tock
Nolan Collins
any day now
Thomas Wilson
Nathaniel Flores
He already left.
Checkem regardless.
Gavin Robinson
Get the razor
Daniel Campbell
FUCK NO user GET BACK HERE
Jack Lopez
DING DING DING. GET TO SHAVIN BOY
Ethan Thomas
WE DID IT REDDIT
Joseph Wood
He left an hour ago. Every one has been wasting time
Aaron Rodriguez
literally took an hour
pretty h*cking embarrassing
Chase Price
Damn
Joshua Ward
Check these eights
Christian Williams
>when you know he fucks twinks on the regular
uhh based?
its only gay if you're not Chad.
Ryder Phillips
Dubs and he won't post results
Wyatt Lewis
lmao
Dylan Wood
He's long gone, retards
Wyatt Myers
oh no no no no no..
John Flores
Shut the fuck up and shave your head
David Morgan
Write "Sneed's Feed and Seed Formerly Chuck's Fuck Jannys" on your head
Brody Morales
WAKE THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY ITS BUZZCUTTING TIME
John Baker
It is hard to realize these are the same people
Adrian Foster
BUMP
Jacob Ross
WAKE UP PRETTY MAN
David Richardson
Hmmm
Ian Cook
the bank job
Ryan Kelly
show your shaver
Samuel Sanders
Bump to keep this thread alive so that user wakes up to an imminent buzzcut
Adrian Torres
fucking robots just kys already
Levi Cooper
pic with timestamp fag
Aaron Anderson
Crank is his magnum opus
Jaxson Hernandez
WAKEY WAKEY
Cooper Nguyen
wow
Thomas Turner
Why he's likeable
Jayden Turner
Carson Hall
based
Zachary Campbell
>star wars bedsheets
This site is 18+ only, Timmy.
Sebastian Thompson
Get to shavin' boy
Tyler Hall
Bingo
Grayson Cooper
He looks weird with hair. I don't even mean that in the sense that I'm not used to it, like legitimately something looks incorrect about it.
Maybe going bald was a blessing for him, idk.
Jaxson Cruz
Also notice how comfortable he is around his much taller girlfriend
Aaron Scott
Andrew Jackson
nice jacket
Nathaniel Perry
>Cape wars pillow
Gabriel Clark
I mean sure Hemsworth has better hairline, height, body proportion. but he looks very boring. Cavill on the other hand is a beast in hiding. I guess straights won't understand that
Samuel Watson
no joke, a buzzcut haircut would work
Henry Moore
all you had to do was ask
Logan Ward
Let's find him in real life, here's a composite of how he looks. Know him? Get in touch. Find him on Facebook.
Daniel Smith
Bump for user to go bald
Christian Flores