Imagine Yea Forums if this shit got a live action remake

Imagine Yea Forums if this shit got a live action remake

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Erm...

probably end up a Tim Burtonesque shitefest

I liked the czech one.

user...

>2019... it's like I never even existed

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I mean an actual remake, not fanfiction

Alice would be in her 30s.
I'll tell you who'd they cast, the woman who plays Dolores on Westworld.

Imagine if they made Alice black.

Then it would be true to Victorian era London, at least according to the BBC

pic related had Gene Wilder, Christopher Loyd, Whoopie Goldberg looking like mother fucking cats, and the annoying kid from waterworld

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>Victorian London
>black girls are a common sight, and nobody mentions it as being out of the ordinary
I see you watch Doctor Cuck

Wendt and Goodman as Dum and Dee?

disney doesn't have the balls. probably would cast a mid 20's whore as the quintessential fictional nymphet

there is literally only one right choice for this

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this was probably the worst one of the live actoin remakes, nice trips though

too old already
love to watch her in something more appropriate for her age: little girls shouldn't been either whored up or infantilized

History's a whitewash

It already did.
That shit low key gave me nightmares

>there is literally only one right choice for this
Corrected.

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Who is this ancient being?

might as well have Betty White play Alice

DONT COME AROUND HERE NO MORE

bump

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>patrician
>Alice is an old hag
haha, nope

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That movie was great.

Imagine Yea Forums's reaction if they had cast a polite little blond girl just like the real Walt Disney would have wanted, instead of a 20 year old frigid hardcore feminist.

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Wasn't the Burton one technically a sequel to the original?

My penis would be happy either way, to be honest.

this. i actually liked Burton's aesthetic, he should remake the original with a cute 10 year old blonde, and zero shoehorned niggers

Unironically would have been prefect casting 3-4 years ago. She can legitimately act and has a grounded presence that is necessary.

Back when she was just a simple country singer, singing about the boys who took her V-Card and than dumped her.

Actually kino Mad Hatter casting if it could have happened in a film.

Unironically the best version. Im sure OP meant the Disney one specifically? Idk

Should adapt the games instead and make my waifu real

Iron Sheik looking like a total fag there

It was done already.

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This.
Psycho Alice is a miracle of the universe.

I've seen the one on the right. It was painfully boring and only the hotness of Alice got me through.

Classic 70s Alice in Wonderlland film. Funny thing is Kristine De Bell has done a few Comic Con type events, and she denies that she ever filmed hardcore scenes during interviews even tho that's a lie. The interview video is up on YouTube somewhere.

If would be very cute if they did

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i will not lie i was aroused by the thought of the crazy queen keeping hatter's family as tiny ant-sized prisoners

can't believe ebert actually reviewed this

Would have been nice.

Nomura said he'd put it in a Kingdom Hearts game one day and I'm scared now

doesn't look very blonde