I just saw some curvy thicc bitch in five guys at 9:30pm with a 4/10 face and a 6.5/10 body and I could hardly conceal my boner. She wanted me to talk to her but I didn't, I just got my burger and left.
How's it hangin tonight Yea Forums?
I just saw some curvy thicc bitch in five guys at 9:30pm with a 4/10 face and a 6.5/10 body and I could hardly conceal my boner. She wanted me to talk to her but I didn't, I just got my burger and left.
How's it hangin tonight Yea Forums?
Checked.
That is some wild shit user, I was just at five guy too and some thicc ho was eyeballin me. Anyway I just drank my shake and fucked off
oh i work there
Pussy. I would’ve taken that slampig to the toilets and filled her with my 5 incher and gave her a creamy desert
How do you know she wanted you to talk to her?
You obviously blew it. If some thicc bitch literally is giving you the fuck me look at a greasy fast food restaurant you can't fuck up no matter what you say, but you did lmao.
How can you guys afford to to Five Guys regularly?
nice larp faggot
Based
She was wondering why you were staring like a wierdo. She thought maybe you went to high school with her but of course she wouldn't remember someone so undrwelming like you.
Ok you caught me. It’s 4.5 inches
Based. It was a sweltering 100 degree day here that turned into a delightfully warm summer evening. The perfect time to take a quiet night drive to five guys and see some fat ass floozie and get a burger and fries.
Anyway, what flavor shake did you get?
Saw me looking at her rear end then deliberately moved to stand closer to me and more directly in my field of vision, right in front of me. When girls are doing this they are saying "notice me, come talk to me!"
I only get it once or twice a month, and I don;t spend money on anything besides rent, utilities, groceries, and the occasional meal out or bar tab.
You don't know what they're saying obviously autist incel
Their burgers are overcooked shit.
Wrong, just because women don't show interest to you doesn't mean that's the case for everybody. It's really easy to read the body language if you aren't an idiot.
Nice digits. Now check these ones out.
In n out is better
Describe her in more detail please
You clearly can't read body language based on your retarded blog post you ugly thirsty incel
it's like $10?
Quads confirm, op BTFO
this desu
white, 5'4", black tshirt with the logo of a local coffee shop (she probably works there), black leggings with pretty great ass tbqh senpai. Dark hair in a ponytail.
She sounds really hot but she had a slight double chin and kind of a weird face, but the body was pretty good.
opinion discarded
I have a job.
b-b-b-b-based
A college aged girl with tight booty shorts that barely covered here ass cheeks bent a lat pull down machine at the gym just as I was passing by and exaggeratedly took like half a minute to put the pin in. I stopped and gazed into that wonderful rotund ass for a few seconds to get the perfect mental image, stifled an insane impulse to slap it, then continued out the door. I’m about to fap to her right now as a matter of fact, thanks for asking.
He's just like me
gym whores should be forced to wear burqas
I can't get myself into the right headspace to even imagine seeing an attractive girl with my own eyes. I'm so use to just being on the internet and never going out. I don't know how any of you deal with it.
Stamper pls
What on earth is going on in here
I rarely leave the house except to go to the gym. The thots there are completely shameless. I’m too low test to approach one but the fap material is endless. It’s half the appeal of going desu.
the Yea Forums gods know this thread is based
This desu
I rolled the shit outta my ankle again because my Kobe NXT 360s have literally no ankle support.
So that's fun.
impressive, very nice
My wife goes to the gym every morning. She doesn't dress promiscuously but she's a pretty natural blonde. Some guy cold-sell asked her on a date last Friday morning while she was on a treadmill. She showed him her engagement ring and said something like im sorry but im married.
Learn some basic social standards before approaching.
She cucked you
>milf with her giant tits hanging out at the supermarket
Girls are uglier irl unless youre heavy on strangers social media. Youre used to women from media, even the Hollywood ugly is normal looking
>work at a popular super market
>look at tits and ass all day
Nah. She's like a 1930's tradwife. Believes in God, fidelity, no abortions, man should work, women take care of the home.
>all these digits
Impressive. Your parents must be very proud.