Guys... I just shat my pants

Usually it’s on the way to work

that's easier to keep a secret

Our manager forced me to wear diapers when I was working at Chick-Fil-A because I kept asking for bathroom breaks.

“just stay put mr. president, i’ll get you a fresh pair of pants”

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yeah and? i have ulcerative colitis. ive nearly shit myself three times today alone.

Why would you do that, man?

youtube.com/watch?v=qvOgAPa_mkw

based intestinal disease poster

Based boss.

I've been holding it in for about 5 hours, it's about to explode

I just came

I do that and I don't even have to have ulcerative colitis

Imagine the taste of coffee. The smell of coffee.

I haven't had a bowel movement in like 3 days. So stopped up and bloated. I wanna just let it all out.

same

Drink some water (like two glasses worth) and take a half mile walk, you will shit.

Yikes
Imagine the eventual release tho

It could be worse OP. I swallowed a quarter the other night...

Post the copypasta

I don't know what it tastes or smells like.

K.. Keep us posted

I thought I did once but it was just mucus. I have IBS.

Why did you have to keep peeing and pooing, wageslave?

Baste

Just use a poop sock next time

youtube.com/watch?v=8Yqw_f26SvM

I never really shit myself at work but I’ve done a terrible job wiping which led to an uncomfortable swamp ass situation

clean it up jannies, chop chop

Smells like burnt beans and cinnamon, pretty much.

Don't talk to him. He's an impostor. I'm the real me

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Ok, Dave.

well I did. I can't imagine what the cleaning lady thought when she saw a pair of undies full of liquid shit laying the bottom of the can.

go back to ck jerk