Hmm these tracks ... Incel, gotta be

Don’t know if that’s a repost but top bantz regardless

In times past no amount of coin would convince a witcher to take this contract.

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anyone got the drowners pasta?

fucking lel

*than
No
read two tomes of short stories first, some are amazing, some very shitty. Then novels which are quite good, except the last one where sapkowski shits the bed as a a writer completely. Can't say about quality of english translation

Looks like that one dude that played Doomsday in Smallville.

low budget of course, but an honest try imo no hackery
practical effects are quite bad, cgi even worse, not to mention that no matter the quality of cgi the dragon's design is amazingly bad
I started to rewatch it today after many years and it's just that - comfy despite its flaws

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>mfw we live in a time where a video game has a better storiy than a TV series

>"Mhmm....bloody mucous slime and a dilating wand...a Tranny™, gotta be"
>*Tranny™ emerges from a women's bathroom*
>"RESPECT MY PRONOUNS SHITLORD RAAAAAAAWRGH"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALA!!!
>*Tranny™ kills itself*
>"OY FELLOW CIS WHITE MALE WHERE'S DA MENTALLY ILL FREAK WESE PAID YA FOR?"
>"Just a man posing as a woman, here's proof *shows wig*
>"OY KURWA HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE KLAN CHIPPED IN!"
>"The Trouble with Trannies" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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It was comfy as fuck and still is
youtube.com/watch?v=seBhB3QnIuA

kek

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>>"OY FELLOW CIS WHITE MALE WHERE'S DA MENTALLY ILL FREAK WESE PAID YA FOR?"

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I’m more of a Digital Playground porn parody guy myself

>"Last night, I left out this empty metacritic review field, and when I came back this morning, look what I found written in there. Only an incel would go that low."
>"Good heavens. But Witcher, what kind of monster doesn't like Disney films?"
>"That's just the thing, he called it a 'Yidsney' film. This job is going to cost extra."
>"Whatever it takes, just get this beast out of here before Marvel Phase 3."

strawpoll.me/18353465/r

its good to be 30- something yo slav boomer
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ce1MC48T3p8

>I spent 3 fortnights in a abandon family manor, thinkin that hefty coin purse would be easy witcher's work
>no one bothered to tell me, this monster was a royal incel
>thought I'd be out of this dank creaking house in time to have my jerkin repaired, and sitting in a tavern
>now, as I've been train to. I gotta brew the proper potions of b8'ing and trapping the incel away from its cauldron or known in their tongue as a "battle station"
>only heard of two witchers who succeeded in driving away royal incels
>the witcher Davis became famous for pouring his potion brew in a 4 meter circle around the couldron and entrapping it till sunrise or "normie hours" to the incel
>Geralt wanted nothing to do with staying over another night, and went one step further
>he poured the incel b8 directly onto the cauldron odd looking tower like contraption
>sparks and smoke littered the still dank air, and out of the corner of the darkness came a growl
>the unsanctioned witcher's method had worked. but now came time fight
>a royal incel could mostly be killed with even the most basic sword play strikes
>but since they're afraid of sunlight and confrontation in whole, an incel can spend it's entire life in hiding
>only strong b8 and sharpened silver can drive them away
>but once b8'ed and they're cauldron destroyed they become drunk with rage, and they're senses reach that of a werewolf
>the incel in question finally revealed itself, and not to geralt surprise it was an average looking one at best
>it was missing marking of pairing, so geralt being the master monster hunter he was could tell they'll won't be any female incels showing up for the fight
>"just you here, all by yourself?"
>"bet it's been like that for centuries huh?"
>with a heavy shreek the incel cried out a horrid REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the monster charged, but the witcher stood like a stone till his chance to strike came...

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Was that guy on the right in one of the deluge / with fire and sword movies?

Who's gonna be the Drumpf analogy?

Thanks user, I will actually check this out. I’m sure it will be cheesy but sounds comfy.

Emhyr var Emreis

childhood is idolizing chad
adulthood is realizing incels make more sense

>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALA!!!
Everytime, every fucking time

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It fucking sucks

>I feel so strongly about supporting this show that I’m encouraging others to steal it
yeah, that’ll show them, pollack retard

They actually have a new character which is literally someone doing a Trump impression. When the crowd at comic con saw the footage they all groaned and booed until the moderator got control back in the room

embarrassing post

actually both actors were there
yes, now answer this one specific question:
is 2002 polish show The Witcher comfy?

*squats in your direction*

>is 2002 polish show The Witcher comfy?
It's not something I would ever waste my time on if I weren't a fan of the books and a Polish speaker

>not bath water
Come in user

Can you give me a definitive answer? yes or no?
but i accept that it can be a huge miss for foreigners

>both actors
oh true! I didn't recognize him at first

No

how else is anyone supposed to acquire a 20 year polish show?

>tfw the Witcher sub on lebbit is such a warzone between gamers and shills they made a new sub just for shill to promote their shitty serious.

This is pretty entertaining, sadly the show will thrive on the hole that GoT left

>$10 in SGDQ donations received
nice

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Yes for Poles no for anyone else

>Looking for a woman. Raven-haired, violet eyes. Smells like curry and dingleberries. Have you seen her?

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kino

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ok, i hope you will find the new one better
you may be right, but i find these localized fandoms like Gothic games have endearing
in this case however most polish witcher fans hates the show

Kino

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kek

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how will they get this into the show

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top kek

Based and eugenics pilled.

kek
loolacs

Amazing. In which one of the books is this written? Can't remember

Tissaia was a literal autist.

blood of elves

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hard kek

lel

underrated

witchers are incels though

true, but Witchers are the Batmans of their universe
they prep with incel oil and use vagina scent to distract their prey

No, it’s not, you contrarian loser. It’s corny and cheap, just like the original books.

Why did they change the medallion?
Also it's been years, YEARS since I've read the books
>elves were the original sorcerers and taught humans how to use magic
I'm almost 100% sure this isn't true but I cannot remember, didn't elves kill humans on sight?

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That’s how the medallion is described in the books. Geralt loses it and finds a new one I believe. Might even happen twice, can’t recall.

>can't "remember" which means he just didn't read it
>babbling stupid shit
Go read a book retard

I read them, I'm not gonna go back through a gorillion pages just to find ONE specific plot point that may or may not have occurred

how dare someone make a post that asks question

That's a big spider.

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