You can literally just buy a faster broomstick giving you a clear advantage over poor kids

>You can literally just buy a faster broomstick giving you a clear advantage over poor kids

what sort of p2w bullshit is this

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I mean, not all engines are equal in Nascar. Right? I don't follow Nascar

Is this some Harry Potter shit? I never watched those movies or read the books. Might be why I can't understand people's infatuation with Emma Watson.

Shes pretty, sure, but shes not some goddess.

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Sneed?

>what sort of p2w bullshit is this

It doesn't matter considering we're talking about a game where it doesn't matter how many points you score if your opponent can just grab a gold ball to automatically win.

they're limited anyways

>The Nimbus 2000 is a broom produced by the Nimbus Racing Broom Company as part of their successful line of racing brooms. At the time of it's release in 1991, it was the fastest broomstick in production. The Nimbus 2000 easily outperformed its competitors on the Quidditch pitch until it was replaced as the top broomstick by the Nimbus 2001.
>the Nimbus 2000 easily outperformed its competitors on the Quidditch pitch
>easily outperformed its competitors

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have fun seeking against that

At least Formula 1 has very strict restriction on cars to keep the competition even

Classic poorfag logic. The garlic to vampiric, cretinous plebs. However, it's not something one is likely to find in the works of modern filmmakers, content with propagating pitiful piles of offal. Logic in the cinema is truly dead. Why is that, you ask? Well, it all started with the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs"

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

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Isn't the Firebolt also faster?

why do people still post this
still funny tho LOL

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it's honestly pretty accurate to life. i went to school on the poor side of town and we had a small shitter-ass weight room with equipment literally from the 1950s that only a few kids could use at a time, old ass pads and helmets, etc. the rich side of town had a fucking state of the art two-story gym with multiples of every machine you could imagine, brand new uniforms and sports equipment nearly every year, and was well known for bribing parents with incentives like new cars for star players, free coasting through high school (as if it isn't easy enough already), and preferential treatment by college scouts, to move to their district to play for them.

professional competition is generally more fair than corrupt local level clown circus sports, actually.

That is why formula 1 is pure trash retard

Its less interesting than watching slot cars

I imagine these things smell like ass rubbing between cheeks all day.

Why are there poor people in a world of magic?

Its the highest level of mechanic work making a nascar go .005 mph faster

Imagine running really hard up behind a qt beater and just ramming your broomstick into her arse like accidentally haha

because you can't replicate latinum

Fantastic opener. One of the best. Have my trips.

what. the. fuck.

>instead of a tiny golden ball the snitch is a 6'3'' mega chad who wrestles little girls

Based sport.

oh no no no no no no

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I play hockey, and so I always thought of it as being similar to buying a superior model of skates or a really nice stick. Sure it might give you an edge, but you still need the skill and positional awareness to take advantage of it. Case in point, Malfoy had the better broom but got cucked out of the Snitch by Harry because he's not as good at flying as he thinks.

>Team sport
>Everyone except one player in each team are disposable.

This.

There have been times where a team has cought the snitch and lost.

>It doesn't matter considering we're talking about a game where it doesn't matter how many points you score if your opponent can just grab a gold ball to automatically win.
That's not how it works though

It literally flies and probably corners faster. It's a tangible advantage.

wrong

snitch just gives you a ton of points and ends the game so no more points can be scored, meaning as long as you're not in a huge deficit you'll more than likely win if you catch it, especially if its early into the game

there's actually an example in the books of a team getting the snitch but losing the game due to being in a huge point deficit

Thats not the same thing you worthless retard you typed out a blog post to come off as moronic. Bravo

Why would you chase the snitch if your team doesn't have enough points? That's so fucking stupid.

Yeah but it was released in 2002 or 03 I think.

>Harry Potter is garbage
No shit
Why make a franchise about magic where it's much better being a normal non-magic person?

Why does he have a tail

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Subbing out your seeker or swapping him to assist in scoring instead of seeking would be much better

They are supposed to be. That's what STOCK CAR in National Association of Stock Car Racing means. Do teams cheat? Hell yeah they do, but you don't hear about it unless they get caught.

*lifts tail* OwO

Imagine being this retarded. The broomstick literally makes you leagues faster. Its not the fucking equivalent of buying a nicer hockey stick

Snitch gives you 60 points and finishes the game while throwing quaffles through the hoops gives you 10 points. If your team has less than 60 points than the other team and you catch the snitch, the game is finished but your team loses. Should've shown it in the movies by making Harry stall the other team's Chaser till his team could score enough.

>team is losing by 150+ points
>losing team snitcher catches the snitch
>hides it
>goes help his team while the opposing snitcher is still out there trying to find something he can't
>when the difference gets under 150
>LOOKEY HERE, BLIMEY, WHAT A CLOSE MATCH

What if you just played seeker-less from the start, banking on scoring more goals by fielding another attacker

Would it be too easy for the other seeker with no competition?

>60 points
Try 150

cars fly off into space at the slightest nudge so they are all bricked

Kek the sound of tape ripping at the start sets the whole tone.

all you need is a fucking barbell and rack you dyel

why not playing with only seekers?

It's his snitch-sack.

>Faggot need sport doesn't make any sense
BIG SURPRISE!

>professional competition is generally more fair than corrupt local level clown circus sports, actually.
You're fucking delusional

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>he robs someone of their broom at 3:54

my sides are gone

Why are the goal rings so fucking big? At least make it a challenge. If those rings were a lot smaller it could be impressive.

And then I bet there’s the fire bolt 2 and 3 which are significant improvements. And then there’s the teleportatron which literally just teleports you to the snitch but that won’t come out until next year

It’s ridiculous how the broomstick technology improves

>caring about a sport where literally nothing matters except for which two guys manage to catch the flying yellow ball first

Quidditch is fucking gay, I'd be much more interested in broomstick derbies and drag racing.

>Quidditch is the most watched sport
>the trimagical tournament has no audience besides the schools themselves

They are literally fighting dragons.

it's an reference to real life. J.K. is secretly genius and quite frankly based

How did Snape explain the quidditch scene in the first movie to Voldmeort once he came back for real? Quirrel and Voldemort tried to fuck Harry up but Snape tried to save his life and then went on to keep Quirrel away from the stone. Did Voldemort just forget about it?

>football and cricket are the most watched sports despite being third world sports
>actual excitement like watching hobos fight to the death over meth is still considered fringe sport

>rape your step sister
>still think you'll be team gryffindor
Why are happas so delusional?

Mercedes Wins Lol

I see, you are a man of high culture as well.

Voldemort let Snape get away with a lot more than he normally would have to protect his cover. He wasn't being stupid, he knew Snape's position as a spy in Hogwarts was valuable enough to make up for any problems he creates trying protect it, even though ironically he ended up being a double agent.

Plus it was probably just Quirrel being retarded than Voldemort trying to kill Harry then and there. Quirrel was really fucking dumb.

It's only High School competition. It's no different from the rich kids in real life having better equipment. There's probably some sort of sponsorship deal with the professional leagues where one manufacturer makes a standard broom.

i haven't watched harry potter in a long ass time but were the first few movies/books as chock full of mildly pedophilic and gay, gary stu bullshit as i remember? every whispering that he's special, everybody either hating him or loving him, getting a bunch of free rare shit and money, the whole chosen one thing - seems like every 5-10 minutes in the movie they had to remind you he was the main character

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you cant buy your way into faster legs in high school

>woman designs sport

She admitted to making it stupid on purpose to piss off her ex who loved sports.

Clearly you don't follow professional sports.

>rowling got p&d'd by a sports chad

So how come the three teams that win every single time are the three with the largest budgets?

buy the best drivers and mechanics