Ever watch a long movie trailer, and have absolutely no idea what the movie is supposed to be about at the end of it?
Ever watch a long movie trailer, and have absolutely no idea what the movie is supposed to be about at the end of it?
Owen Russell
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Josiah Richardson
it's just rich and famous people doing weird stuff just to get money
Joshua Sanchez
I'm just so tired of all these cats the movie
Samuel Davis
user, the movie is aimed towards three groups:
>People who know the musical
>People who wanna watch pop stars in a movie
>People who watch movies that meet diversity quotas
Austin Wood
>reposting youtube comments
pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself
Christopher Morales
I have no fucking clue who jennifer hudson is
Jack Martin
WHY IS THE WHOLE WORLD ACTING LIKE THEY’VE NEVER HEARD OF CATS BEFORE???
EVERYONE SEEMS SUDDENLY SHOCKED AND SURPRISED THAT THIS PLAY THAT LITERALLY HAS NO PLOT- DOESN’T HAVE A PLOT
*ahem* It’s a bad musical that VAGUELY has to do with the different types of evangelical Christians (jellicle cats- get it?) that we’re around at the time T.S. Eliot wrote the book it’s based on. It’s a pile of gibberish and should be regarded as such. Stop acting surprised when this play that’s famous for being incoherent performs as advertised
Jacob Roberts
Because, if they're anything like me, they only know that there is a play called "Cats" and nothing else about it
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Elon: Genetic cat girls soon
>Eearly Preview of so called "Cat girls"
Im not looking that forward to them anymore
Brody Bennett
marketing strategy probably
Ayden Bell
What about furries?
Ryder Nguyen
In fairness I saw the musical and had no idea what it was supposed to be about at the end of it.
Cooper Cooper
Musicals are literally for faggots and j*ws. Seriously, what's the appeal of some queer singing and doing jazzhands in front of a shitty cardboard scenery?
Wyatt Johnson
if you can unironically watch a movie with characters whose gay-ass names include "Grizabella", "Skimbleshanks", "the Great Rumpus Cat", "Rum Tum Tugger" and "Jennyanydots", and not die of embarrassment, you deserve some sort of award.
Cameron Smith
There are tons of really good musicals- Cats just isn’t one of them
Benjamin Rodriguez
Ive watched Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings, what award do I get?
Hunter Gutierrez
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQxY4-1I4lo
This is the only good thing to come out of Cats
Lincoln Wright
I swear, I will just never understand this faggy musical theater shit.
Angel Martin
God thats ugly
John Diaz
I always enjoyed it when Howard Stern made fun of musicals.
Gabriel Lopez
I read the Wikipedia plot summary, and it didn’t help at all. 80% of the runtime is going to be different cats introducing themselves one at a time with a full musical number for each cat.
Jonathan Jackson
Stupid oscar grab
Gavin Fisher
Should human cat have ears on top of their head or on side
Blake Gonzalez
Tom Hooper films always suck
Aiden Barnes
All I know about cats is the reference from Team America.
Christian Thompson
I’m disgusted and sickened by the appearance of these characters!
I shan’t be jacking it to this abomination good sir
Christian Ramirez
Texas Chainsaw massacre was pretty good
Ryan Harris
Your thinking of Tobe
Gabriel Thomas
Fact
Leo Jones
The thing is, the original musical has a very flimsy story already, and with what we've seen so far, it seems that they've made some changes to it, so it's a mystery to everyone.
Blake Robinson
>it's a mystery to everyone
It's dangerous to go alone.
Brody Scott
For some reason I got the feeling this will be about some cats trying to recreate the cats play.
Adrian Harris
JUST
James Lewis
This. White communities should ban musicals and all those faggy stage plays in general
Isaiah Wood
kino
Cameron Young
To keep it short and free of major spoilers, the cats in the movie organise a yearly gathering, the Jellicle Ball. During this event, one of the cats is chosen to ascend and be reborn into a new life.
Once the gathering starts, major cats start to present hemselves and their accomplishments, waiting for the cats tribe's partiarch, the Old Deuteronomy, to arrive (the character is played to Judu Dench in the movie).
Eventually, Deuteronomy arrives, the presentations go on, a bunch of shit happens, Deuteronomy is kidnapped by Idris Elba, etc. At the end, one of the cats is chosen to ascend, the gathering ends, and the musical comes to a close.
If you're interested in knowing more, a direct-to-video movie based on the musical was made in 1998. It's basically just the stage musical, but edited to fit into a standard TV broadcast.
Adrian Sanders
Jace Ross
How has no one photoshopped crying Michael Jordan on this yet?
Owen Jackson
>Deuteronomy is kidnapped by Idris Elba
Wyatt Thomas
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I didn’t know there were any of us left out there.
Jose Scott
>ban everything I don’t like!!
>wahhh why are you banning conservatives on twitter ahhhhhh save me donald noooooo
Nathan Jones
The faces are ugly but goddamn the taught limber bodies makes me want to see some blockbuster quality furry porn.