Who mommy's boy here?

Who mommy's boy here?

>be 27 neet
>still treated like I'm 13
>washes my clothes
>cooks my tendies
>buys me shopping and favorite candy
>cuddles me everyday

It's like mom doesn't want me to ever grow up and become a man.

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>21
>don’t wash own clothes
>don’t wash dishes
>don’t shop
>don’t drive
>don’t work
>don’t study

Literally unironically me

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Mommy I need to make cummies now!

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Gonna met up with someone elses mommy soon and make er my momma if you know what i mean

Yeah, I'm gonna need a source for this.

I have expensive tastes so I couldn't imagine not working. High paying job, low work hours is optimal.

I'm currently around 30 hours a week which is entirely flexible unless there's a meeting, with one 11 hour overnight shift a fortnight, and earning around £26k. My partner works 20 hours and gets around £12k, which covers the mortgage. We use my wage to go and do the things we enjoy, buy the things we want, and generally enjoy life. I can't imagine living when I've got to save for something, it seems incredibly cucked.

Title is in the top left of the picture, if it doesn't come up in a search it's on xvideos for sure.

>Mommy I need to make cummies now!

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What's your job? Does your partner have a penis?

I work as a care home manager, no partner does not have a penis. My job is to manage the people looking after the autists.

kek im 26 and im the same. We cuddle all the time and we act like we're buddies.

I'm not a neet though and im the one who cooks and shops sometimes

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>can't imagine saving money for something
how do you have any goals or aspirations with this attitude? Pic related is your life?!

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>no partner does not have a penis
Pretty lame desu

>My job is to manage the people looking after the autists.
So you're like a Yea Forums mod

This but 23

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Jokes on you fags. My Mom hasn't hugged me since I was five

pretty comfy desu

>My job is to manage the people looking after the autists.
Ah, so you work for Yea Forums.

At least he gets paid

I believe he said he gets paid.

MOMMY.

>36
>still live at home
>mom cooks for me
>have a job
>no car
>no woman
>give no fucks

>My partner

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Based. This is literally me. I don't know how I'm going to cope when she grows old though, any thoughts bros? Might get me one of those mail order brides

you must be european

>My partner

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kek

This but 37 and no job but have a gf (female)

did reddit appropriate this image for their normie standards? the bed time was usually way later than 2am

Me but 26. Been applying for jobs to escape but have gotten zero callbacks. Yay.

25 year old neet same

other day friend sent me paragraphs of shit about how I need to stop being a neet. I just replied "cool"

go fuck yourself

Those are not well paying jobs though. It’s barely above entry level I got offered more at 20yo out of uni. Brits don’t know how good you have it in terms of pay and life expenses.
Anyway you sound like a faggot who has no concept of the future and spends everything on dildos

Lmao post em

>Brits don’t know how good you have it in terms of pay and life expenses.
Eat shit and fuck yourself. This country is one of the most expensive places to live on the planet.

You pathetic little cuck

dance wagie dance

It's enough to enjoy life and not spend most of your time at work