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Slipknot sucks these days
which makes me really sad

epic xDDD

They've always sucked.

Passion of the Christ

Keep Jim Caviezel.

I want this

Iowa by Slipknot

Sicario 2, keep Moner

Inglourious Basterds, keep Christoph Waltz.
Kermit as Aldo the Apache
Gonzo as the Bear Jew
Miss Piggy as Bridget von Hammersmark

Well I still like slipknot.

nothing changes

National Treasure

Keep Nick Cage obviously

Well beat me to it. I'm already picturing him beating Miss Piggy in the wine cellar

>Gonzo as the Bear Jew
this leaves nothing for his chickens to do
give Fozzie the bear jew role for the pun, or give it to Sam Eagle for the menace he can bring.
Gonzo could be Hitler and all the chickens are his yes-men, following him around clucking in little uniforms
Animal as Stiglitz
Janice as Shoshana
Beaker as Churchill
Bunsen in Mike Myers role
Scooter as Zoller

Man of Steel keep Henry

Hellraiser, keep uncle Frank

>reddit humor
So this is the power of 4channel?

Die Hard. Keep Alan Rickman.

Truman Show
keep Truman

baste

The Punisher Warzone
Keep The Punisher

Star Wars a New Hope
Leia is human.

Sunshine.
Keep pinbacker.

The idea of a film's cast being entirely muppets with one human made me think of the Hobbit

No Country for Old Men
Keep Chigurh

Rocky. Keep Carl Weathers. Rocky is Grover and fuck you all I'm taking Oscar for Mick

Goodfellas
Keep Joe Pesci

Showgirls

Keep Elizabeth Berkley

Can I do The Dark Knight with Kermit as the Joker but keep literally everything else the same?

Literally never been good

I fuckin love the muppets lads

You have to go back.

The rush hour movies except we keep both Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
>That one part in RH3 where miss piggy takes off her wig and kris tucker yells it’s a man

American History X. Edward Norton.

2001, keep hal’s voice

Nymphomaniac, keep Charlotte Gainsbourg

Gangs of New York, Daniel Day Lewis is the human.

beverly hills cop
keep eddie