What was the best monster of the week?

The one with the fucked up hillbillies was definitely the scariest.

the one with the funny jokes that reddit likes

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>im too cool to enjoy things

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Why is she so average and so sexy at the same time?
Its like some sort of inception shit

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shes better with glasses.
kino choice

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The moss creature thingy from some fountain of youth thing, or the hillbilly house.

5x17 All Souls

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>moss creature
you mean an extremely volatile case of athletes foot?

Die Hand Die Verletz or Familiar

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I should pick it up again, last time I dropped it at Season 5 or 6. I remember all the great lighting and cinematography, really a show that couldn't be duplicated in my humble opinion.

Not average at all, its true beauty, its just not the same generic beauty we get fed in tv and magazines.

Half the time while watching the series i wanted to fuck her brains out, the other half i wanted to strangle her for being so goddamn oblivious and overly sceptical to everything going on around her.

>Scully-sama will never sigh at your small pp
why

>Half the time I wanted to fuck her brains out
>the other half I wanted to strangle her
I mean, those aren't mutually exclusive....

how much of the series do you have to watch to see the more recent movie? I stopped watching when Mulder left

I don't fully disagree with you, but Skully was placed with Mulder to be cynical and evidence based. Plus (despite her religious beliefs) she was a student of scientific method.

t. American dicklets
The one with the lightning dude is pretty cool.

Henry "the pedotor" Cavill

The most recent movie (I Want To Believe) comes after season 9, but before season 10.

It can stand as its own long episode in my opinion
the only differences from the show being
both agents have left the FBI behind some years ago
they now fugg off and on
I'll get called a pleb, but it was a good movie, and captured that part of the show that wasn't Fox looking for ayys/sister/conspiracy

>and captured that part of the show that wasn't Fox looking for ayys/sister/conspiracy
what the fuck is the point then? I thought it was further conspiracy

Luke Skywalker

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The liver-eating dude.

Is there a full torrent of the series anywhere? Last time I looked was years ago and it was all fucking so shit quality it might have been soneone recording an already copied VHS tape with a Digicam aimed at their TV.

the unexplainable i guess + scully's crisis of faith
take it with a grain of salt i guess, every critic seems to disagree with me.
I think i liked it because it reminded me of Beyond the sea

Yes. There's a 720p and a 1080p torrent. The 1080p ends up being like 70 GB per season though, couldn't believe it.

Cher

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ROACHES!!!!!!!

Oof, tempting but I don't have a spare terabyte left. Is it actual 1080 or just upscaled?

came to post this

Couldn't tell you. My laptop didn't have enough space for one season lol

Was this the one with the dude with two mouths who liked peanut butter?

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>it's a monster rapes women but Mulder and Scully don't care and take it to a Cher concert episode

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She's sexy af

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His dad was a cool guy.

they went on jerry springer and the monster loved his babies, it's ok

She knows it.

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jeezus, why did you have the post a screenshot from the latest season

What does her sweat taste like?

Like a fresh, ripe peach.

holy shit it's B

Does this show still hold up well?

I watched random episodes on and off while it was originally airing, but never committed to it.

I'd be willing to go through the whole series now.

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Some of the one-off episodes are still great, especially the ones written by Darin Morgan. The overall lore and mythology is boring as fuck.

>Does this show still hold up well?
yes, very much so

just skip the main storyline episodes, monster of the week is maximum comfy and kino

It's good, watch it.

Yes. It's still the best show ever made.
>The overall lore and mythology is boring as fuck.
I can't even imagine being this much of a pleb. Season 2 lore is nothing short of brilliant.

Yes. It was all shot on film and the budget always seems decent, so it actually gives off a very modern vibe. Definitely watchable.

My biggest issue is that some of the writing is dumb as fuck. A lot of the episodes just end with no real wrap up or explanation, just "we did it, case closed" and a hard cut to credits.

It's a primo background noise kinda show.

>Gets proven wrong for the 100th time by finding a psychokinetic Leprechaun from outer space
>Goes back to being a conceited bitch next episode
What the FUCK was her problem

> It's a Samantha red herring episode
> It's a Mulder's dad mystery box episode
> It's a Scully gets shot/cancer episode
> It's a Krychek is obviously a devious cunt episode

Face it, X Files main storyline is boring and contrived run of the mill tv drama.

>psychokinetic Leprechaun from outer space

Absolute kino.

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>it's a 90s tv attempts a cyberpunk episode episode

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>The thing that makes her believe in the supernatural is that she imagined a non-existent nurse while she was in a coma
>Not all the aliens and shit

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Why is the alien plotline so boring? I just can't seem to care about aliens, they're pretty boring. Mutants, demons and other creatures I'm fine with though.
But something about aliens just drives me to sleep.

Yeah, that's Cher.

It was good clean fun - same with cockroach hysteria episode. X-Files was best when it got silly.

The aliens plotlines were brilliant in season 1. They got ruined by family melodrama around Mulder's dad.

>It's the face of Mars episode

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>if I simplify everything into a greentext that proves it's boring and contrived
There was quite simply nothing like The X Files before. How you think a man desperately pursuing his sister, who may or may noy have been abducted by aliens, with no thought of the cost to himself and everyone around him is run of the mill is truly baffling.

This episode was soooo fuckin stupid

you bleeping bleeps

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I want Scully to anal probe me.

>best meme episodes
>the two tolerable episodes in the revival
>literally played the flukeman

is Darin Morgan the most based X-Files creator?

He's a brilliant writer.
There's nothing more pleb than relentlessly sucking him off whilst downplaying the amazing efforts of the other writers though.

please live

It just went on too long with no real devolpment. Most shows in that era were like that, x-files tried to have a arc but really didn’t, besides anime p, we had to wait till cable dram kino for American tv to catch up with anime.
It still had that sitcom taint, where at the end of every episode everything is back to normal.

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she's perfect