>Hemsworth and Natalie
>romantic comedy with superpowers
>directed by Waititi
It sounds fucking great, and if Natalie gains Thor powers it will be even better, i actually want to have a great actress as a main MCU superhero because Brie Larson is the only one at the moment and she fucking sucks. Hemsworth won't go away you idiots don't worry about that, he is literally the most popular right now
>Natalie Portman
>great actres
Where are people getting this info?
I thought they just announced the movie titles and dates?
How is she going to get powers, when Mjolnir doesn´t exist in this timeline?
Also, why are we getting a femthor-adaption before Beta Ray Bill
Maybe she is BRB
>wanting a character who's name is BETA
cmon bro
the problem is that jane foster is a shit character
so shit in fact that they wrote her out of ragnarok
why the fuck are they bringing her back now?
characters can be fixed. Just look at Thor - who would have imagined he would be the most popular of them all after Thor 2 ? They just gotta give her a sweet storyline and people will love her. Plus she is not Brie Larson
They wrote her out of AoU and Ragnarok because Portman didn´t want to return. Now that every marvel-flick makes a billion and have begun to pander SJW-sensibilities, she wants back in and feel important. Go figures
this
Is this mainline movie or spin-off? Is Hemsworth confirmed? I read he took break from filmmaking.
The problem was she and the other humans besides Skarsgard made those two movies worst than they could have been
I hope Portman is motivated this time around. Don't need another iteration of her gig in Thor 2 or the shitshow that was Lawrence as Mystique. Also, and this is important, do they bring back Kat Dennings tits?
What's even the point her character adds nothing to the story
Are you as excited for female Thor as Brie Larsen?
your time is over white man
because poor writing
Just like the story this ones going to be based off of
As long as my boy Hemsworth doesn't get massively cucked I'm fine with it. It's the worst storyline in the comics but if they pull it off well enough so we actually get a likeable female superhero in the MCU then I definitely don't mind.
Somehow I have a feeling there won’t be any love making scenes. Would be surprised if we even saw cleavage with breasts bigger than a c-cup
So how does this story line go in the comics and why is it so bad if you don't mind me asking
why is she so excited :3
Thor should have picked Kat Dennings
>watching capeshit
Don't they have enough female warriors?
I just watched this on loop about 10 times
her face is absolutely fucking jarring, it looks like one of those shitty horror films where the "horror" comes from "dude long mouth lmao".
her mouth combined with the eyes looks terrifying
>It sounds fucking great
Holy shill
That's why I had to post it, user.
incel harder
>Hemsworth won't go away you idiots don't worry about that, he is literally the most popular right now
you are hilarious.
>implying Thor won't be a walking pathetic comic relief while the women and "New Thor" will be your typical boring "Strong Female Character"s.
Beta Ray Bill appears in the next Guardians.
>As long as my boy Hemsworth doesn't get massively cucked
He already is
Yeah he's the most popular. Which is why they're starting to use him to push certain actresses as superheroes so they can phase him out later.
The next phase is going to be tough if they don't introduce some new likeable heroes. And you just know they'll have one of the Fantastic Four be black. My money's on Susan.
I thought this bitch didn't want to be part of the franchise?
Its never to early in the day to start shilling eh Disney
Because she was just a love interest with no personality. Now she gets to be a main superhero who possibly cucks Thor out of his own franchise.
Also HUGE PILES OF CASH
>As long as my boy Hemsworth doesn't get massively cucked
He will though. He's going to be hugely incompetent and Jane will be a better Thor than him. You know this is going to happen.
He took a break because he knew MiB would bomb and he was away from his family for too long since he was filming Ragnarok then Infinity War and then Endgame with barely any time in between
>No no, goy. Get the downgraded version
Thor dies and Jane gets his powers. She fights villains who are mostly men that degrade for being muh wamyn and then she hits them with her hammer and spouts femenist garbage
Sounds even worse than captain marvel
But she had a significant role in the first two Thor movies. I have to say I am a bit surprised they didn't have the Aether do weird things to her and give her some powers.
>I have to say I am a bit surprised they didn't have the Aether do weird things to her and give her some powers.
They didn't think that far ahead. Was female Thor even a thing when they made Thor 2?
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Thor has some pretty big tits. Certainly bigger than Natalie.
Hes going away you cock gobbler. Natalie ends up getting blacked by faclo-merica.
Stop trying to convince people this lgbt propaganda is "woke" your a faggot. Phase 4 sucks as much dick as you. Move on.
I think it was but was still early into the comics.
At the same time the actress was just being a complete ass over the filming of Thor 2 and while the final battle was nowhere near set in stone they still had a general idea that Thor would be one of the heavy hitters in fighting him.
Seriously she was such a complete ass over the filming of Thor 2 she wasn't involved with any of the other movies thereafter and female Thors only idea to be brought into the movies was for Thor to get a new gf or for Lady Sif to get the hammer
He's probably one of the most alpha characters to come out of space Marvel.
Bill gets all the bitches.
dude sorry to break it to you but they are 100% closing Thor's story and continuing with Femthor. They are not going to announce it yet but that's their course of action. they are doing the same with black widow. they are phasing out all OGs. they closed the stories for tony and steve in endgame. they are closing thor's in love&thunder and continuing with femthor. they closed nat in endgame but solo movie will introduce new widow who will carry widow movies and team up with femthor and other characters when team movies are made. you'll see. this is 100% happening.
Doubt they're removing him in this one. He's already confirmed for Guardians which doesn't even have a release date.
she came back because she's taking over. her ultimatum was play the lead or no deal. they will continue with her. you can deny it all you want but that's done. contract has been sign. this is hemsworth's last thor. future thor movies will star portman. I imagine they will keep it a secret for some time but closer to release it will be known that main thor in sequels will be jane.
I know this is right but I don’t want it.
>Now that every marvel-flick makes a billion and have begun to pander SJW-sensibilities, she wants back in and feel important. Go figures
God I hate this
seduced by the big money dick and fame
he isn't going to be made incompetent. he's leaving the franchise. they'll give him a proper send of but cucked here is that his tenure is over and jane thor takes his place. c'mon guys, you had to feel something was up when they went with hobo thor and left remnants of asgard in valkyrie's care. that's a classic phasing out. they literally stripped him of his character arc (to become a worthy king). guess who will get that arc now?
>possibly cucks Thor out of his own franchise
>possibly
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
they are not removing him in this one. they are removing him at the end. the movie will end setting up portman's thor as the lead for future thor movies and team ups. there's never 2 of the same, but only one. not hard to put 2 and 2 together. one is leaving, the other is staying. guess who's staying? why the actress who despised Thor but suddenly had change of heart when her role got upgraded. also, it's all about climate user, notice that they didn't say x men but mutants? remember that one of marvel producers said x men was a sexist name or something? not hard to read between the lines here. not hard at all.
The person that made the X-Men comments got shat on right afterwards by Feige. I know moving forward Whor is going to be in the crossovers, but Hemsworth was the one confirmed for Guardians. Hell the "Mutants" title is probably a term for the entire X-Men universe and their cast. If they only said X-Men, then there'd be people thinking all the other teams wouldn't get in.
I hope Mutants is X-Statix.
based feige shat on her? good. that was dumb af comment.
Serious question for capeshit fans: Why is only ever white male characters to have their race or gender changed in modern Hollywood adaptations, and why does this not bother you?
Do you deny that it's racist or do you just not care?
>fat bald old man fucks young and hot fem!Thor
I'm okay with this
The whole female Thor comic is pure cancer though
The one thing that I'll give him and Faverau, is that they are fans of the source material and understand it enough, that they won't piss anyone off.
>why
Because of white replacement
>why does this not bother you
Because it's fiction
>Do you deny that it's racist or do you just not care?
I don't care. People can be racist if they want.
Are you talking about the film comics fans or comics fans? If comics fans, then you just become apathetic to it all. Or you just vote with your wallet and watch them backpedal on the shit they messed up on.
>Whor
Damn you guys are quick
>quick
Whor has existed for years.
>jewish circlejerk award shows are a valid arbiter of quality
Whor has existed ever since her creation but I honestly saw before then when some porn artist gender bent Thor and called his picture that,
Portman's great dude - she's just also a stone cold bitch who phones it in whenever it's a movie she doesn't care about. Which makes this worrisome, because she was awful in the first two Thor movies.
We can hope she cares about this one
Unlikely, they anointed her similar to Captain Shoehorn. Without earning and giving it because she is considered an A-Lister to help give the movie creditability. Albeit an A Lister that hit the wall. I feel this was the game plan all along. Turn Thor into a walking punch line. To pave the way for the Token Valkyre and the new Female Thor.
Poor Hemchad, typecasted in flop after flop and now he's stuck milking capeshit forever.
>FosThor
>man-hating creatura charisma black hole
And now they're applying the tried and tested woke n' broke formula onto his last and only cash cow. YIKES
herslag is ugly and can't act
>has his entire story arc of becoming a true king of Asgard crushed under every aspect
>decides to fuck off with space pirates leaving command of New Asgard to le stronk independent valkirye
He's already cucked big time.
>Closer
>Black Swan
>Jackie
>Closer
>Black Swan
>Jackie
>Jackie
>Black Swan
>SW ep.II
what a range!
>everyone hated her in thor 1/2
>suddenly all social media/reddit/Yea Forums/tumblr are happy shes back
i dont get it, why the 180?
>directed by Waititi
>It sounds great
Fuck off back to redddit
user...
>i dont get it, why the 180?
because unironically anything Marvel does the shitty faggot fanboys claim will always claim it's " smart, deep, so good and well thought out"
They literally always do this and kiss the ass of all the decisions the directors make claiming they're cinematic geniuses
Look at the Russo brothers they're fucking hacks that only made one shitty rom com before Winter soldier and despite that people act like they aren't carried by their stunt team and don't get told what to write by feige and his team of ghost writers.
TL;DR fanboys suck Marvel and Disney cock
It’s just tiresome how blatant it is too. How can hormones turn a blind side to it when every single wh*toid m*le non-faggot gets cut. I mean fuck look at far from home, was there a single white man that wasn’t fat or gay. Even the faggot with the lamp head was LE EBIL
>upset that Mysterio was a villain
Yikes.
Just saying the plot twist was predictable because marvel would never add a character that looked like that but was good
The plot twist was predictable because it was Mysterio who is a well-known villain.
Not trying to be smug but I have literally never heard of him in my entire life. When he popped up on screen it was a literally who
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>"Just this once I'll make an exception for capeshit because X Y Z"
This is how they get you OP
Fuck you herschlag is the greatest actress of the 21st century
(((great)))
okay lorelet
The lack of black females in the MCU scares me
she's not a "female thor", she's a female who temporarily gains the powers of thor when wielding mjolnir. clickbaiters deserve the rope.
Why should ANYONE know about some bioshock looking orbfag. Comic readers account for less than 1% of the film audiences
go away zoomer
>not knowing who mysterio was before seeing the movie
zoomlets were a mistake
AND NOW LITTLE SPIDER
YOU
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Well Feige is not idiot so that comic Jane is not what we are getting. Just like they have changed many stories from comics to movies and made them better.
>talking shit about based horse thor
which found footage horror movie is this
Imagine being such a faggot that you don’t even know who he is, even just as the best boss in the Spider Man 2 video game. Zoom zoom!
how does she make her teeth disappear like that
Watch Jackie she’s incredible when she wants to be.
You give them far too much credit
Why do people assume Hemsworth is going to be in it at all? He’s off with the GotG and this will focus on the two girls. If he’s in it, they’ll have to make him even more retarded to make the others seem better.
I think he will play Thor in the next Avengers/ensemble film but die like Tony or go away for good like Cap
>love and thunder
>the love part is about the niggress licking Hershlags pussy
First Asgard and now this
How many times will Thor get cucked
Would be neat if he leaves after GotG to "do something" and then is gone, then cameos 10 movies down the line as a deus ex machina Rune King Thor to save the day
Because the term "mutant" was under the license for the x men movies, which fox owned.
Thats why quick silver and scarlet witch were never referred to as mutants in ultron. Disney legally couldn't say it on screen. However, since both characters were classic members of the avengers they could use the likeness and powers, just not their names or origins.
Now that disney can use "mutants" then the doors are open fucking wide because "mutant" is the laziest most convenient origin story that a shitload of the marvel universe is predicated on.
>Rune King Thor shows up to fight Shuma-Gorath in Avengers 7: Thanos Imperative
pure kino honestly
because she was in the worst MCU movies and was probably thinking if she keeps working in these movies it'd ruin her career
then Infinity War became the 4th highest grossing films in history
so she decides to jump in on Endgame and take cash herself
Anyone who thought MCU was going to fail when they started shitting out all those movies was a fool. It's literally too big to fail. Disney would rather buy tickets to their own movies to make it seem they perform well like we saw with Black Panther and Captain Marvel than let them fail. It costs less money to skew the stats.
>actually get a likeable female superhero in the MCU
i guess wasp and Scarlet Witch were better off dead.
>portman becomes thor
>hemmsworth in gotg
i can live with this
>proud of ignorance
american confirmed
>To pave the way for the Token Valkyre
She better be stuck taking care of New Asgard instead of showing up in every future movie. Just having her on the screen makes me want to stop watching.
Nope Sue is gonna be white but Reed will be black. Also Thing will be played by Danny Trejo.
She's aggressively ugly, an affront to the senses.
If it means Thor gets to marry Sif and retire happy I'm on board
Gay
to be fair she fought for a "SJW sensibilites" before anyone else. the reason she left is because Ike "The Kike" Perlmutter refused to let Patty Jenkins direct Thor 2.
yeah but is the chick with DSLs in it?
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> mentioning her DSL before the milk jugs
I trust Taika.
Hopefully he can make Jane Foster into an interesting character.
What about the LGBT elements feige confirmed yesterday? Valkyries sexuality will be important
This
>Hemsworth won't go away you idiots don't worry about that, he is literally the most popular right now
She literally says on her instagram that she's the new Thor. They are using Jason Aarons storyline where she becomes Thor. He is getting sidelined.
>he is literally the most popular right now
CM and BP exist
they post the main cast members on twitter alongside the announcements... the superhero rom com bit is fanfic speculation by OP
>Drops some Jewish bitch because she was selfish and bitched about everything
>Completely ignore the hottie that should have been Thor's love interest from the get go because she was filming a TV show at the time
Lady Sif deserved so much more.
Black actress baited with female Thor role. Disney politely asks her to be first LGBT character, implying quid pro quo for fem Thor role. Comic Con. Be on stage. Feige smiles at you, then you looks away. "Ladies and faggots, female Thor!" In walks 45 year old Hebrew Anne Frank who has publicly disdained Marvelfags, holding hammer with Star of David on bottom of handle. She makes no eye contact. Feige takes your shaky hand. Moves away. Giant rainbow flag falls from rafters where Bob Iger lurks with a grin. It envelopes you like a cosmic Reddit hug. Realize your crazy grandma was right.
>skip webm
>see your comment
>laugh at your comment
>surely not
>go back and watch webm
>mfw you were right on all accounts even about needing to watch it 10 times
>Feige smiles at you, then you looks away. "Ladies and faggots, female Thor!" In walks 45 year old Hebrew Anne Frank who has publicly disdained Marvelfags, holding hammer with Star of David on bottom of handle.
>Sucking off jews to get awards means good acting
>Pulp aesthetic in the title
>will be yet another uninspired capeshit
Why do they do this?
Death to the rat!
>retarded tourist makes dumb post
gosh shes so beautiful. her hair is perfect. i wish she wasnt jewish. at least shes against modern israel
Death to the rat!
lol I'm just thinking what would be the reaction if static shock was cast as a white dude
>Also, why are we getting a femthor-adaption before Beta Ray Bill
in the comics isnt the current thor jane foster and thor goes by odinson?
HAHAHA I CAN'T WAIT FOR HEMSWORTH TO PRETEND TO BE A FAT RETARD FOR 90 MINUTES WHILST THE STRONK WOMAN USES ABSURD MARY SUE POWERS AND EVERYTHING IS SUPER IRONIC AND SELF-DEPRECATING
Cant do actual gay shit on screen because China.
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>muh Beta Ray Bill
It's a completely generic alien character with a stupid horseface. Why exactly do people shit their pants so much over this character?
How would she get his powers?
Is this a roar-shack impersonation? Because its bretty good
>disney owns history
no wonder every show on that channel is either hitler hunting bullshit or hobos digging through other people's garbage in one way or another
If they really wanted to bring Jane back to turn into female Thor they should have recast, Natalie was a world renowned headache when making Thor 1 and 2 to the point where she didnt even appear in the first Avengers.
Now you're giving her a Cape part and shes gonna become an even worse person to deal with. $5 says shes gonna go into this movie thinking shes got the sway of RDJ.
Also on a personal note I enjoy the Thor movies for what they are but Thor on earth shit is its weakest part with Jane being the worst thing when it comes to Thor adventures on Earth
no explanation, she just does, see Rey Rey
using mjollnir as a dildo
>Oh no Mysterio! Please don't squish me with your giant toes!
>Please Mysterio, please don't put me in your asscheeks and fart all over me - that's my one weakness!
They had negative chemistry for two movies.
Did Claremont write this? Because this is a fetish on display.
The fact they called her female thor despite the fact Thor is a name and not a title proves they are.
sneed
Hemsworth can go fuck himself.
Ewww gay athiest fan fic bye bye niggaz
Hot jew milf btfos gay comic pedo shit yet again
Deadpool #300 by Gerry Duggan
kek, watching MCU movies especially nu-er ones.
Black Swan was a steaming pile of shit
>this character looks ugly, therefore it's irrelevant
Shut the fuck up
Sounds like me exactly. I love this shit and no amount of edgelord whining can shift me from it. I'll get back to you when they've made a movie I don't like.
What the actual fuck happened to the Asguardians of the Galaxy?
Not progressive enough.
will they cast another actress to play the Thor form? Hershlag will look stupid if not
Nah we got middle aged jewish soccer mom as the God of Thunder
Yes, no one itt even understands the sick insider chutzpah of having Hersheylog play a Norse God. Especially at her age, because she looks a decade older like you said.
Her upcoming Noah Hawley movie about the astrothot is going to bomb, prob headed to Netflix, so she suddenly cozied up to Feige because she and her tribe can't stand Brie taking all that Marvel money. Just like when that crowfaced wench Jenny Slate tried to cozy up to Chris Evans, although he's now in a fucking Apple+ Israel propaganda show or someshit.
Be she'll get salty if femthor becomes more popular than her character
She seems like she's on a power trip in most of the interviews she's appeared in, like she thinks she's replacing RDJ as the lead of the MCU.
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Holy shit I just read that whole image. I knew they have their tentacles everywhere but holy shit. Turns out I'm consuming a lot of media (ie. ESPN radio) I didn't even know it was theirs.
