2019 things you wouldn't believe in 2009

>Yea Forums will still exist... as 4channel

And Yea Forums.

I Am Legend teased Batman V Superman in 2007

>we got to see Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah, as well as Mothra and Godzilla's theme, in a Hollywood production in my lifetime
I'm still satisfied as fuck, bros.

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all pretty believable

>There's gonna be a 9th Star Wars movie produced by Disney... and both the 7th and the 8th sucked petrified dogshit

Tom Cruise has become a producer of Mission Impossible franchise for the next three movies so they'd let him do his own stunts...

Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars and Fox...

>you will still be a kisless, handholdless, hugless virgin

That wouldn't be that hard to believe for me, user.

Iron Man came out in 2008, made half a billion dollars, and a sequel was immediately announced. You'd really be surprised? Also why the distinction of live action Power Rangers? Or any reaction to it? We were already into the Transformers (and many other) franchise by that point, we knew about pre-existing IP movie shit and it's potential to be bad.

He literally had a tv show with a catch phrase and now hes the President. It really is crazy

In 2019 virtually every film flops except that garbage shat out by Disney.

It’s worse watching America become a third world international socialist shithole slowly. You were the chosen one but you’ve allowed the crooks to destroy your nation, Trump is part of the solution although he’s not going nearly far enough.

Who is this? Does he have nudes?

men are being replaced by women
white is being replaced by non-white

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>>They will make 2 incredibly good superman movies but they won't be doing anything like that anymore because some people complained for stupid.stuff
>>Ben Affleck will be a terrific batman

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>new MiB without Will Smith
>new Independence Day without Will Smith

I'm sure everyone loved seeing Trump everywhere around 2009 friend.

He was a major public figure for decades before the Apprentice, it's like saying Seinfeld is an eceleb because he has a web series

>white is being replaced by non-white
by black*. Can you name any important white character being replaced by an asian, for example? I only remember Momoa for an aquaman, who is polynesian.

Based Godzilla poster

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Marvel movies are going to be the peak in cinema for the next 10 years, DC will become joke-worthy.

Remember chicks with dicks jokes? You can't make those anymore, nor black jokes, or women not as good as men at something jokes.

The tomacco episode of The Simpsons is arguably the most recognised episode of all time, and bypasses both language and cultural barriers with a hidden joke you don't notice, and has caused a mass segregation in the community at large.

>They made a live action "Power Rangers" and it was meh.
Power Rangers has always been live action you idiot.

>major public figure
>major

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he was zoomer, don't even try

Thats WWE Hall Of Famer Donald Trump to you

>The tomacco episode of The Simpsons is arguably the most recognised episode of all time
Bart Gets an "F" is, inarguably and factually, the most watched Simpsons episode - and it aired in 1990.

Yeah he was already a meme before his meme show

Bart gets a "D-" (formerly "F")

But he never drew a dime

>Yes, you'll still be browsing a Vietnamese fishing forum
>You're stuck here forever

Netflix, Amazon, YouTube and Hulu all make their own tv shows and movies...
Wait, Amazon, the online auction? Yup
YouTube? That site with stupid videos? Yup
Was Hulu even around in 2009?

>a love tryst by some no-name vidya journalist will cause a massive internet culture war eventually contributing to the election of Donald Trump as president

zoomers trying to fit in is really cringe

Amazon was a bookstore. eBay was the online auctions.

Hahaha yanks in damage control

People actually let this happen with their dumb superhero movies

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there was a real feeling that things were at their nadir then with 9/11 paranoia still in full swing and the economy a smoldering crater. it was just inconceivable then that those times would be looked back on as simpler and more preferable to the status quo. across all political, class and income levels it would've seemed unfathomable to think 2019 would be seen as more miserable and such nostalgia for the 00's was even possible.

Robin Williams hung himself.
Bill Cosby is in jail for multiple rapes.
Kirk Douglas is still alive, at large, raping.
Star Wars sucks now, they opened a theme park and people dont go. Even Mark Hamill hates it now.
They've made so much capeshit now, they are reusing storylines, they just did the Phoenix saga in an Xmen movie again.
Disney is now the largest studio ever. It had the three top grossing films each year for the last four years. This year it beat Avatar's record and also bought Fox along with Avatar.

If you can hear me in 2009, i suggest you take up smoking, skydiving and buy a motorcycle. You dont want to make it past 2014. We miss the quaint years following 9/11 here.

nobody is miserable nowadays except incel neets obsessed with white genocide

Embarrassing? You mean the dude from the apprentice? YUH FIYUHD! haha right on man! Anything beats this gay nigger with a fuckin tranny husband

Of course they are.

Sjw are famously content people, who are delighted with current society.
Environmentalists are pretty relaxed with our progress towards eliminating carbon emissions and pollution in general.
Conservatives are satisfied with political media coverage and current immigration numbers.
No one thinks the current administration is abysmally dumb beyond the expectations of even those that had no respect for Trump.

It's swell.

DiCaprio got Oscar
Wachowski Brothers are now Wachowski siblings, cause they cut their dicks off

It is.
The guy can't read.
Every time he leaves the country he does some stupid shit. Last fourth of july he started going on about how colonist militia took control of airports during the american revolution.

I would've found it harder to believe Arnold Schwarzenegger became the Governor of California before it happened than Trump being president

Why?
It's California. They had Ronald Reagan as governor and Sonny Bono as a congressman already.

Are you a real person?

Both well spoken Americans. Arnie was a foreigner who couldn't even pronounce the name of the state properly. In hind sight he really didn't do the worst job considering the bullfuckery Brown has been up to

Arnie was known for his meat headed and comedy roles, besides the bodybuilding. No one ever took him too seriously outside of his films. I remember it being pretty surreal when he got elected

>well spoken americans
>a foreigner
user, youre reaching and you've bent over so far, your bias is showing.
Americans aren't just born.

Reagan did features with a monkey, he was the sissy's cowboy.
Bono was the guy who did a Variety show with Cher and faded from the spotlight the minute she dumped him.

Its California, manage/check your expectations.

>muh embarassment
>what will europoors think of us
you know how i know you're from reddit?

you know how you are really close with 3 girls and might date one of them? turns out nope, it was all a prank and you're a kissless virgin still.

I'm not reaching, Sonny Bono and Ronald Reagan were American born, Arnold was a not very well spoken Austrian born American citizen. Hell I like the guy, but to ignore these obvious facts and pretend "LIKE THAT DOESN'T MATTER DUDE" is ridiculous, if anything it should be celebrated, Arnie is living the American dream

You identified them as americans and him as a foreigner when he was an american too, it's very telling.

Your mind on identity politics has you fucked up. Get off the internet, go outside, and talk to humans

Stop the denial.
Americans arent just born and your language was quite telling. Maybe you're even surprised at yourself because you're not usually prejudiced. But you obviously dont think of Arnold as american as Sonny or Rony, it can also be inferred that you hold this view about people in general.

>this literal cuckold
Kek. If you weren't born in America then you aren't American first. Get used to it or get fucked.

Your narrow view denotes low intelligence or anti social tendencies. Neither are appealing. Ugly by choice or by nature, still ugly.

Have sex

No joke, that the Infinity Gauntlet story line would be adapted and work.

I remember reading the comic and thinking "this will never be seen on the screen".

Am i supposed to tell you to dilate now?
Did you "win"?

4 more years

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I'm literally on my knees begging you to have sex for the love of god.

He's getting re-elected without a doubt. For the future we need someone far more radical though

While you're down there, you could pick up some of that shit lying around. Take the opportunity to clean your room, you'll feel better.

America elected a Kenyan muslim for president. Twice.

>someone far more radical though
Radical in that regard?

>the trumptrolls found the thread
Oh well, it wasnt fun while it lasted either.

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>he considers this as witty banter
And you accuse other people of having low iq or anti social tendencies?

>Radical in that regard?
In the "publicly executing communist traitors" kind of way

You just expected me to ask for a cock sucking, or wanted, i dunno. How does being anti social relate to low wit, btw? Give us your own insights.

>In the "publicly executing communist traitors" kind of way

t. child

You clearly have no friends if these are your comebacks. Go outside.

user, i dont think of you as a friend to speak to you as such.
We're not friends. Im sorry if you hear/read that often.

Jesus Christ this is getting cringey.

>getting
We've been here all along. You need self awareness.
Work on that.

Your infantile naivety won't save you from the rope. The sad thing is, even shortly before you take your last breath you won't get why you deserve it. Nothing of value will be lost

Dropped your fedora

also all these live action disney movies

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History isn't finished. You will be astounded what your fellow men are capable of if given the right direction. You however have no future

How many fedoras are you on?

Your obsession with hats don't change the fact that you are a worthless pile of waste. No character, no soul just a burden for everyone around you

>just a burden for everyone around you
But I work 48 hours a week and support my family so ok retard.

I can't grasp what people see in him, he's an absolute fucking moron. Is it all because he trolls dem libtards? Is this the state of American political discourse now?

yeah im thinking this is fpbp

That ten years later, Cameron is still working on the Avatar sequel.

I am from 2029. AMA

He cute

As much as 2009 sucked dick I would take it in a heartbeat over 2019 holy shit.

How gay are you?

Nothing unbelievable there. Movies were shit, souless cashgrabs in 2009 too.

Still a little different. there was no shared universe that had heaps of cross over films and stand-alones, Franchises existed yes, but not like the MCU.

26.5%

Like 4 of them at once, mind you

But you'd still end up in 2019 eventually

how long does the test take?