The Onion News Network from early 2010s was extreme kino

I just like this character because he's so well defined
youtube.com/watch?v=rsBRfmErTEA
>"Them Hebrews what sign my promissory notes come to me an' said old Joad needed to have a book."

Joad Cressbeckler is unparalleled kino, excellent conception and execution

it's a shame the onion is owned by gizmodo now, and it really shows in their "satire."

Based Satan.

The Onion was bought out soon after to push the social justice agenda that went into overdrive with second term Obama. This seemed to happen to a lot of similar sites like cracked.com all around the same time. What a coincidence. And with that brought the death of mainstream edgy "politically incorrect" comedy. Zoomers don't know, but everyone was an edgelord back then, even like insufferable shills like Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, and Patton Oswald became famous making race and gay jokes.

I don't think you know what satires mean.

youtu.be/t8fnoZXrmdU

youtu.be/lmCjJ0VBjjU
And the Grabber
So much kino to choose from

The only problem with your conspiracy theory is that they left all those politically incorrect videos on youtube. Why?

Ad shekels and fluffing their view count. That and no one on twitter has called them out on it yet. After the buyout, The Onion dropped dramatically in quality and they've basically become irrelevant, so no one care what they do.

youtube.com/watch?v=vuKnR8RvxHY

theonion.com/i-slapped-a-crying-child-and-called-him-a-nigger-and-i-1819584813

Kike detected

You know that only happened because stupid assholes started saying the shit unironically and ruined it for the rest of us, god damn /pol/ was responsible for it by having to insert their Reich Larps into every god damn thing

The Booty Wave song is actually really catchy and I wouldn't be surprised if it shot to no. 1 in the charts in real life.

>/pol/ invented racism about 9 years ago
ffs

it happened because of the jews

youtube.com/watch?v=31JNEVHZxO8
This takes me back

one of the best
youtube.com/watch?v=q8NDCJY5DW4

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they foresaw the absolute state of conservatives

Fantastic

It's not about anything it's just a fucking joke

wtf I fully support the muslim cultural practice of beating one's daughters now

that's how you know it's like ten years old

youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U

Absolutely based

Porking Across America was scarier than any horror movie made in the last 5 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=udhwe4VHjng

I find that milf host of Today Now so hot

would love to tongue her asshole

youtube.com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKg

>i am pig?

youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo

Better than idiocracy

To be honest, we're probably less than 100 years away from this.

>muh /pol/
How many times do you post this boogeyman on Yea Forums per day? You faggots are more annoying than /pol/ ever could be

the right is incapable of understanding satire. kinda like how there's a large percentage of the population that can't picture things in their head. just look at the replies to your post. imagine watching that video and thinking the joke is actually that jews are sneaky and greedy.

still true

youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

Imagine putting on a dress and makeup and actually thinking you're a woman.

Oh I get it, your entire comment is a parody of what a complete fucking idiot would post.
Thanks for clearing up the matter, friend!

youtube.com/watch?v=1XFw1jRKRwQ

kino

It's because actual /pol/tards come in every once in a while. To be entirely honest, I'm starting to miss and prefer the /pol/tards.

hiro revealed that over 50% of the site cross browses /pol/

Cinema is so weak in comparison.

>It's because actual /pol/tards come in every once in a while.
Look I have no idea if you're genuinely this fucking stupid or if this is just another elaborate shitpost.
Here's what I do know, you started posting about /pol/ before anyone even made a joke about typical /pol/ shitposting topics, all that was posted was one their most popular videos that satirizes self help advice.
You either, ironically or genuinely stupidly, jumped to the assumption that they don't understand that it is satire, , either without understanding or ignoring that with the advent of political correctness, such a thing would be unlikely to be made.

Regardless of whether or not you're joking or genuinely stupid enough to think you're attacking "/pol/tards", you need to fuck off, you've already eaten up enough of the bump limit.

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BNice

sneed

Hey, you know, the right doesn't understand satire, the left doesn't understand economics, you win some you lose some.

>"hot young news"

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Cope

Original guy isn't me. Its just plain true that intentional racebaiting shitposters come in every once in a while to stir shit. It's just that the retarded shills throw pol around everytime they're cornered in their shill debates.

Feels like a knockoff american version of The Day Today

youtube.com/watch?v=ciV-5YFYJfo

This needs its own spinoff
Such a shame it ended there but what a way to go out

is there any better kino than this?
youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8

>two priests left the show in a tank, shooting as they went

top kek

true

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>Imagine the Grabbler disintegrating into a pile of ash
My literal fucking sides are in agony

wtf how is this allowed

Everything about this is so perfect; the weird spelling, the little details like "Burger King Burger Zone" and "Disney's Europe-Land Theme Park", the scenes of destruction in the background, the fact that "fuck" is used in every other sentence...I wish they made more of these.

Their TED parodies are gold as well
youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

Why would they delete it?

What usually happens when stuff is bought by highly politicized organizations isn't that they destroy all evidence of prior work, they instead just direct the opinions towards only promoting one side (theirs). Like at this point I'd be a little surprised if I saw the onion lampooning Democrats for being warmongers upset with Trump for trying to normalize relations with North Korea, since that'd be a bit out of sync with what the Democrats' party line would be.

They're really excellent
My faves

youtube.com/watch?v=iIY5b1JMvGs

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this one is depressing for some reason

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>Baffled under-30 GM exec recalls all cars with stick shift

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Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?

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youtube.com/watch?v=eyIVGDBUq04
This one always cracks me up, especially the background action in some scenes

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this one
vloggest.com/watch/representative-wants-to-meet-more-kids-online-1090254795/

youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4

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Still funny after a decade youtube.com/watch?v=Btw1eh4mitQ

>87878

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>special olympics t-ball stand pitches no hitter

>foresaw
it was just like that back then too you fucking toddler.

>it's frustrageous
so many little touches

r/thedonald in a nutshell

is there a word for this kino

youtube.com/watch?v=T1l217B88nk
Shame they can't get away with the likes of this anymore.

satire can have multiple layers though. back before /pol/ became a sub-95iq board making multiple levels of implications in memes wasn't uncommon.

You can also laugh at something for reasons other than what the author intended.

>This is why I don't pay to vote.

The joke is about naive people not being aware of the bad implications of something.

A challenger appears youtube.com/watch?v=eTGE9153VFE

>i'm getting a lot of handjobs youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00

>Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
youtube.com/watch?v=dBqvg1x6D8U

>It's Obama who should be in prison, not me. But I don't mean all black people belong in prison. I mean just him. Well, unless you've committed a crime. I mean, it should be equal.
It's like a Trump tweet.

pure unrefined kino. this is fucking art

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It's so dumb

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Yup. Used to read the actual paper in the library from 2008-2010 and it was fucking hilarious.
Everything is ruined now.

Neocons have existed for decades.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

>nobody has posted Sex House yet

youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU

That this Mr. Show sketch are the logic endpoint for local news

youtube.com/watch?v=jp83JZg0hU4

>Everything is ruined now.
Nah they still have some good stuff

>for more we go to Onion News Networks autistic reporter, Michael Falk

Wew

It actually turns into straight horror later on. There's 10 episodes of it, each more escalating than the last.

>And why is Osama bin Laden safe in... somewhere?

video was made in 2010 but has ISIS reference.
future news before it happens confirmed

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no smoke without fire

BEATLES

that was stupendously unfunny

their youtube channel was great, then they got a TV deal and used a completely different cast and it sucked

based, exact kind of satire the onion used to put out

What makes this one is the drawings.

More care was put into the subtle world building of these skits than most sci fi movies made in the last 20 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM

A pretty great summary for why cable news was a mistake.

Weird I was just watching some clips from that today
The guy who wanted to kill Obama but not because he's black is hilarious

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youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg
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>burger king burger zone
laughed out loud with a joy i haven't felt in a little while

Unironically kino.

well, what else makes you a woman?

someone explain to me how killing all the grabblers wouldn't literally solve all of our problems

wait did nobody post the autistic reporter yet

youtube.com/watch?v=mjuVVlSgYLc

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I LIKE TO STACK

My all time favorite.
youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k
Also, Peter K. Rosenthal is fucking kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=zWZngM7ROAo&list=PL4NL9i-Fu15iZLbSfrxZCpZfKchWr9Vna

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youtube.com/watch?v=NOHjMwPTCXQ
Literally nothing can beat this one, not even future news

youtu.be/HOgj2etJs3Y
no one has posted this prophecy yet

I have no idea why this is not on their YT channel and could only be found as a 3rd party mirror. Easily the best video from Onion I've ever seen.
youtube.com/watch?v=p8__8--YAm4

this but unironically

This something happened to onion they went sjw and i stopped watching

youtube.com/watch?v=UR2MQ8VGgd0

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youtube.com/watch?v=3q_iqrvnC_4

deleting them would be too obvious. and btw they might end up deleting them, it's not like stuff don't get deleted all the time. Lots of stuff on YT from back then get deleted, there's definitely a purge of wrongthink on the internet.

should be shown in rhetoric classes

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIy_uLF6xI8
>tfw no Toranda trilogy

i was a big fan of lake-dredge appraisal

youtu.be/TTifcI4A0jM

I always was disappointed that the snake egg plotline didn't go anywhere

Why cant you read

I loved it until the ending
I get that they wanted a swerve but I felt they could have done something better

>Please, let Mr Faruk of Al Qaeda speak

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a random guy just hands him a mirror kek

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>didn't POST a video
nice reading faggot, you must be a hit at book clubs

holy shit

youtube.com/watch?v=dF184_T_eWw

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

Underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=Va2g_2N0t9k

New verses of the Star Spangled Banner