Here is your new Thor bro

Tori Black is a nasty coalburner. Natalie is married to a white man.

Yes.

She's into Time's Up and the whole girl power thing
Marvel is just playing her like a fiddle
Sad because I thought she was smarter than this

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Yes

Yes

Yes

Samefagging gay faggot

You really think movies now are going to feature half naked chicks? Even the Alita movie had more half naked boy than female lewdness.

whatever, who cares, comicbook movies are fucking ded

It’s okay to be a fag, no skin off my ass, but let us straight males have some naked kino too.

fuck off, the only good Thor movie didn't even have her

Why though? If it's going to be a woman, why not introduce a new star like they did with Hemsworth, not some old hag.

>She's into Time's Up and the whole girl power thing
nah, this hypocrite just rides waves

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I’m willing to give it a chance. I’m tired of seeing roided up sweetly dudes and gay twinks in capeshit.

>half naked chick
She'll be in full armor covering everything this is fucking capeshit lmao

>sweaty

Still a nice change from seeing naked roided dudes and twinks

Why do jews look like goyim when young, but look more jewish as they age?

This is what you're going to get, fucker
And considering that Portman is flatter than Brie it's going to look ever worse

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I think Portman is way hotter then Bre Larson and a far better actress in my opinion. And it’s a nice change from seeing all these shirtless fags running around.

But you're still going to get shirtless fags, moron
Movies now can't put women in sexy clothes because that would be objectifying them but they can put muscular sweaty men in them because that attracts the female and gay audience

Damn, Thor looks like that!!?!??

There werent any shirtless fags in captain marvel, bre larson is just not hot.

Wrong.jpg

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#timesup white males

That costume is because based George slammed his fist on the desk and bellowed, "NO UNDERWEAR IN SPACE"

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You fags are overreacting as always
It will probably end up like this
>thor meets up with jane
>evil fucker makes an evil x ray which will transfer thors power into his body
>jane gets in the way and she will get thors power
>during the movie they try ro catch the bad guy to force him to make things back
>hemsworth guides portman how to use the powers which will make into a romcom and normies will love it
>at the end they defeat the bad guy and thor gets his powers back

MCU is dead

Holy shit she hit the wall hard

What's next? nigger valkyrie? lmaoooo

based George probably just got her a 8ball before the shoot what a guy

On the one hand I hate that Natalie went back to Marvel after basically telling them to fuck off
On the other hand this means more Natalie threads

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>no panties under that costume
god my dick hurts just thinking about it

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would be kino just copy Aquaman's plot a little bit

Reminder George personally designed this costume

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Thank you for posting cosplay without anyone asking for it. You really enriched the thread

>Telling Marvel to fuck off
literally nobody dares to do that. She practically has zero chemistry with everyone.

She apparently made a lot of noise about Marvel firing Patty Jenkins from Top 2 which is why she was written out of the sequels

it's not cosplay

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haha yeah man, I won’t post your link *winks*

>he doesn’t realize he posted the version with the watermark

Based and oven pilled

I like this. She's a good actress, is hot and has uber kino feet. And on the question of why...THEY'RE GONNA PAY HER OUT THE ASS! Ain't no mystery m8s

>and has uber kino feet
hello where are proofs

it could have been a 40 year old black obese woman with an afro

gotta take what you can get these days

It could have been a white woman. How crazy would that have been

Natalie portman is white

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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They can't hide their true nature for too long.

Ashkenazi Jews are white you retards.they literally cluster with europeans.

Does this mean Titcalf will be back?

HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HAHAHA

Portman will be replaced by a stunt and have close to 6' 1
Will have muscles and wear mask all the time

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thor? more like thot
haha

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whor

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Thank fooking god

>half naked chick
in the comics she only "becomes" thor while in possession of mjolnir, also she has cancer and every time she does it purges her body temporarily of all toxins, including the radiation treatment she's undergoing for the cancer, making her basically have cancer forever while she keeps becoming thor.

they're not going to make her "sexy" in this movie.

Here u go fellow prevert

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hmmm i r8 it 6 million out of 10

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You know whatever happens I'm still going to jerk off to her, right?

exceptional

Will she keep her word?

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Sabotaging a whole decade long character arc with multiple movies right when people are starting to really enjoy Chris, not to mention the significance tied into Caps own completion as a character, and what it meant to wield mjolnir, all to shit on it for muh womyn from a actress who didn't even want to be in the movies, from a less than a decade old comic book that was so outrightly shitty it was cancelled so the old Thor could come back, real great move. They really are going to do this aren't they?

If they actually gave a fuck about Thor and its fanbase we would have Beta-ray Bill, but nah, lets just fuck that all up so we can continue to pander the woke sjw twitter community. I'm starting to believe the posts when people talk about the fat thor was a purposeful move to shit on his character.

Wait, didn't Cap return Mjolnir to its timeline?

>They really are going to do this aren't they?
Yes and not only that we're seeing articles coming out of the woodwork saying that Jason Aaron's Thor is the definitive Thor and widely celebrated lmao

Id rather watch a B-grade black and white movie from 60 years ago.

How do I get a gf like her bros?

i'd dig her vagina like a coal miner.

Imagine not being the snu-snu audience.

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>this is your brain on waifuism

Yes

no

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be a ballet dancer

This, except I’ve seen 4 of them (if you count the first Iron Man)

member when she hated capeshit?jews must love money
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eh I'm more inclined to believe the lady who changed her body for a low budget movie to win an oscar than literal whos

but she's too old...

ban everyone in this thread please for the love of god

why?

point out where she said she hates capeshit

you know what it is called when you believe something to be true when the vast evidence that exists points otherwise?

stupidity.

Your brain is likely addled by your waifufaggotry.

i just hope she disapears before making the movie.

>he wants to date a 40 year old

I know you can't do any better user, but work on yourself and have some higher standards.

but the evidence shows she is willing to change her body for a movie role
she even went bald :^)

Yes

There is a reason why these capeflicks have non-curvy twig women and its not because the actresses don't want to work out.

It's because the primary audience is now white women, who get intimidated by fitter more attractive women on screen.

Hence the only fanservice coming in the form of random scenes where guys take their shirt off.