How did Alita become such a beloved movie? It seems so mediocre. I am watching it now by the way. When does it get good?

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That's the most dishonest youtube video I've never watched. I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

ALITA!

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Yikes reddit

It gets good when you stop distracting yourself and watch the fucking movie.

It gets good when you stop posting on Taiwanese image board!

>watch the ova's
>watch the movie
>find the ending to be depressing as hell, get creeped out by the way chiron is sent to tiphares/zalem
>go read the manga
>it never ends
>turns out gally never had a human body but was a head grown from a tumor extracted from someone else's body

I like it as a cautionary tale

I'm still laughing that your general got destroyed. Lol go die in a pit

Also, she's only in the scrapyard because she took part in a plot that killed 400.000 people and was sentenced to death via being dropped into Earth from space

It's Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance with a waifubait protagonist

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And without the political commentary. And the quotable lines. And the memorable villains. And the cool soundtrack.

still waiting for the open matte 3d version
should i give up and watch the movie in a subpar format?

And with Rodriguez's amateur childish aesthetic.

Watched this last night. It was okay, an enjoyable enough movie. However it doesn't even come close to the masterpiece so many are pretending it is for whatever reason. It's far from the best movie of 2019 so far.

It is good

>It's far from the best movie of 2019 so far.
Which one is it?

John Wick 3

Unwatchable garbage

Legit just finished watching it with the GF after seeing all the threads about it.

So there was no reason for her massive eyes? I was expecting laser beams or fucking some explanation.

Dialogue was rough.

are the BDs out there already? anybody can confirm no 16:9 ratio?

Pleb

Animu eyes to bait the weebs

Wait seriously no reason?

they looked cool, that's why

plz respond. this is important

I was watching in 16:9 i think but it could of been SVP just handling

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>Fox has confirmed that the film will appear on 4K Blu-ray (on July 23) in just the 2.39:1 aspect ratio. There’s no IMAX-related aspect ratio switching
WTF? what's the source on the open matte torrent then?

Here you go, user, Base64 encoded to make it harder for jewgle to find: aHR0cHM6Ly9kcml2ZS5nb29nbGUuY29tL2ZpbGUvZC8xb3owU2h0elU3QUw2MnJvbDJyN2FRV2d6VE5HZ1VEWk8vdmlldw==

Every martian we see has the same large eyes. Presumably it's just a thing they did to combat cyborgs back then.

Lamo, so ignorant and stupid it hurts.

I have genuinely no idea how this Capeshit tier garbage got so many generals and I'm honestly kind of afraid to find out why

Weaponised cute. Alita is the most likeable protagonist in decades. youtu.be/9GpoCXpTSA8

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the movie never left the uncanny valley, her eyes were not even the worse part, it was the mouth and hair that looked completely unrealistic.
anime face was a mistake

but that's not 3D. what would cameron think of me?
Also, how is that this version exists if fox released everything in 2.39:1?
the credits are still cropped, but i think there's another version in portuguese with uncropped ones, right?

it never gets good for faggots like u who hate everything. just turn it off now

Sneed

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It's a combination of a 21:9 webrip and the leaked Portuguese open matte version. I left the opening 21:9 because the 16:9 version just cuts off the sides, rather than add to the top and bottom. They ending credits are 21:9 in both versions, for some reason.
I suggest you also get the 3D version, as this is a movie that highly benefits from multiple viewings.

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>Capeshit tier garbage
>Afraid to find out why
Fuck me, you haven't even seen the movoe. Yet just go off what Yea Forums shouts an whines about.
The state...

you're right, gonna watch the 3d version now
if someday there's a 3d open matte will watch that too

Alt-right incels and their robot wife fantasy pretty much explains why it's so popular on this board

I thought it was because everyone assumed it was going to be shit but it was far better than anticipated because it mostly stuck to the source material.
Also I think the user spamming weaponized cute is probably onto something.

Watched it yesterday and while the look of the city and the cyborgs was really awesome I didn't like the very basic story. Is it the heritage of the anime/manga or is it Rodriguez' inability to produce anything more complex than Machete or Spy Kids?

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

I thought the same, story and dialogue was the weakest link but I can't tell if it's because of the manga or the screenplay.
Also no closure with Jennifer Connelly's character, can they fix her?

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Chiren is still alive, she might come back in the sequel.

>preserving the hands but not pussy or sphincter (for ass to ass action)
Welp I guess Nova is a handjob fag.

It's not good. It's another stupid Hollywood adaption of an anime. But it came out next to captain marvel so every contrarian on this board made it there sollom duty to try and make it popular.

Nova can reconstruct people from just a DNA sample.

It's a big mac, nothing good or bad.

How did Sneed become such a beloved meme? It seems so mediocre. I am watching S11E5 (E-I-E-I (Annoyed Grunt) now by the way. When does it get good?

she's like 4 decades past her prime. time for a new gynoid body

I see, but I doubt she makes an appearance given they didn't even think to include her fate in the movie when there was a timeskip at the end.
That scene really stuck out to me though, a real moment of body horror in a movie where people were hacking each other apart to sell for scrap

It's Elysium all over again.

was that any good? not a fan of the main actor, but the subject seems kinda cool

All the time I was watching this flick I was hoping the unlikeable "rebel" brat would finally fucking die, then he died and they put him back together and then he finally fucking died. 10/10

>based on a manga from the 90s

Based.

james cameron spent the 2 decades to make a movie about his waifu and i find that compelling

it may just be gaywads who worship women constantly talking up this shit but at least its a robot in the setting. robot girls cannot come soon enough.

Sneed

Is BD out yet?

It is good every second.
But to understand this, doomer's dead soul is needed.

Sneed

No, but some people have gotten theirs early. BR Rips have been online for a week.

Isn't it a lot more Bloomer than Doomer? Alita has a sense of wonder about the world and is excited to be alive, discover new things, etc. Seems like somebody who has transcended being a Doomer.

It came out around the same time as Captain Marvel so insecure fuckheads who hated Captain Marvel hold up Alita as a shield to protect against misogyny accusations. I've noticed their fake praise had steadily gotten stronger over time so it must be working.

Sneed

>i sneeded