Lets write quips for the upcoming (pg) Blade movie

It's almost like becoming a young nerdy Sillicon Valley mogul has become the new power fantasy for an entire generation...

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Well you sound like you belong there your panties are in so much of a knot.

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theyre still under 6'0. aka manlets. aka nerds.

>no keanu
tf

Keanu is Reddit incarnate. go back.

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I'm not disputing that the actors you chose are scrawny, it's that you chose only them as if they represent what today's action star look like. You include fucking cumberbatch who's done mostly drama shit and ignore super obvious ones. Your agenda is clear and your butthurt is delicious.

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Momoa is a good one.
go back blackie

>no rock
>no Keanu
>no Evans
Got a little dumb brain? OP’s hotbed Bozo brain.

>all these white men

very racist stuff...some things never change...

Twinks are infinitely more successful and attractive to bitches than roided up faggots. You boomers need to get with it. A woman of breeding age will choose a twink like Peak Biebs or Ezra Miller over some musclehead. This is who movies are marketed to, therefore, the ones who get the roles.

You got me on Robert Downey or Mark Ruffalo, those faggots are a mystery.

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based and twink pilled

It’s interesting how Spidey is more attractive than everyone there. Otherwise though, the 80s men over the modern men.

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Nice cherrypicked image.

>Chris Hemsworth
>Chris Evans
>Chris Pratt
>Henry Cavill

That's just a few examples, and they all got huge for their roles

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I liked the 70s twink, like Luke Skywalker.

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>being upset that movies don't have sweaty, muscular, shirtless male leads

Seems a bit gay, user

Nice cherry picking, no Rock, Momoa, Evans, Hemsworth,

It’s gay either way and that’s the way we like it

>t. grandad immigrated here

Go back

None of the top four can act at all. Two were manlets and almost all their movies were heavily panned trash.

There's already no way that this Blade can be better than Snipes, but unless it's rated R, it's going to be garbage

Fuck, who’s the fourth 80s Guy, I can’t remember his name

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Real shame

Ahem

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You don't remember Van Damme's name?

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Twinks are just the superior choice, for women and men. Boys under 30 are the perfect combination of youth and strength.

>cherry picking: the image
Way to be so intellectually dishonest, though I guess it's business as usual for the alt-right

Capeshit isn’t “action”.

>Dr Strange
>action hero

He's a C-list MCU character at best

this

Difference is, bottom row can actually act.

Also you didn't include lots of buffer dudes that others mentioned who can also act better.

Still, the 80s charm is arguable, movie making was approached more sincerely, comparatively

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Gross
Nobody want to do those guys, except for maybe sick women

Do you really like those marvel movies and characters, you handicapped retard?

Action heroes before the 1980s were usually relatively thin-medium weight men, closer to average looking for their decades. The modern 2010s crop looks thin, as did a lot of 2000s decade stars, especially the younger generation.

There is a special place in Hell for "people" like you.
And I'm serious now.

>Ideal male musculature 1, Herculean character, Elite soldier, Ideal male musculature 2
>Incel fantasy, STEM-studying jerks fantasy, Wimpy man becomes punch man

Im letting Cumberbatch slide though. Easily the best thing still going for the MCU