25 year old NEET

revolution is coming bourgeoisie scum

Absolute cope picture.

>22 year old NEET
>Parents don't mind
>Earned $350k in the time I've been a NEET
>Just bought a new house where I can do whatever the fuck I want. $70k more coming in this month.

Accept the NEET life my brothers.

So will you, and it clearly does matter to you. You can know what your enemies fear by looking at what they use to attack you.

how'd you earn money as a neet?

Not bad, actually pretty based. Thank you for this post OP

No one in this thread has a gf.

Got really lucky with crypto. Right place, right time.

BASED schizo poster

Bro I had 7 Bitcoins when they were $15 but I used them instead of holding as an investment... I still think they were overvalued back then, their value now is fucking insane to me. Makes no logical sense imo!

kms

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he's making up stories because his real story got him laughted at and mocked in his previous thread

I wonder how many of these posts ITT of are actually true...

kill yourself sneed nigger

eat my feces, shitface

That was me who made the other thread, not OP. You are delusional.

Ragie wagie detected

Kino life user.

my enemies fear bullets

So if everyone becomes a NEET then who pays the wellfair money?

I'm a 25 year old neet and I will never get a job. I will never submit to the shame and guilt tactics of the normalfags. come at me and you will regret it.

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I never said I want wagies to stop slaving their life away user. I just laught at them.

There will always be people who want to be slaves.
Is this an AMA post?
How do you plan to survive? At what age do you plan to die?

>i am genuinely happy you are enjoying a comfortable life
Are you really "genuinely" happy about anything in life, let alone what some anonymous frogposter NEET claims to be doing on Yea Forums?

death will be a sweet release. true death is slavery

>tfw studying math just so because my mom always wanted and "education" for me
>government pays for my education so no debt
>mom has no problem with me going back to our comfy farm after finishing my degree

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Reminder ops mothet is forced to work sundays to keep a roof over

what job even is there for someone who was poorly socialised and has aspergers?

99% of jobs seem to be mostly social in nature. very few jobs are actual tasks

Oh well if you don't mind me asking, how do you plan to die? And how are you completely sure that death is a sweet release and that there isn't some sort of punishing or simply evil god that will just send you to some eternal torture after you die, regardless of your actions in this life? (I'm not talking about the god of any specific religion, just the possibility that an evil god exists)

codemonkey
shit lifestyle though

based. sounds comfy.
we had a yellow labrador that was my best friend. great dog. crazy smart and loyal and funny. RIP hunter.

Reminder op's mother is an impoverished woman forced to work sundays to keep a roof over their head.

I guess programmer is unfortunately the best for that kind

unironically based and mentally and spiriturally healthy

CAD drafter, still have to communicate with people daily but 95% of the work is perfect for a barely functional autist

Your parents are horribly disappointed in you and secretly wish you'd leave or hang yorself

Kill yourself reddit nigger

You first, friendo.

Post your NEETcave setup. Pic related is mine.

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I never understand this meme. my parents had 3 kids without getting married and split up when I was 6. I was then neglected as my mom looked after my younger siblings and lived on borderline poverty. parents are responsible for how their children turn out. thinking anything else is boomer mental illness

>>chocolate labrador is my best friend
this is some sad shit, kid

Why the fuck do people try to use the parents argument? Who the fuck cares about what parents want? Parents forced me to be alive, I didn't ask to be born. If anything, THEY owe me.

fuck off normalfag dogs are infinitely superior to the scum humans that inhabit the earth

why not just kill yourself instead of crying about it faggot?

fuck off zoom zoom

Why don't you kill yourself instead of crying about me, asslord?

>muh furbabies

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>fuck off normalfag dogs are infinitely superior to the scum humans that inhabit the earth

CRAAAAAAWLING IN MUH SKEEEEN
that dog only wants food from you, hes not your friend

You must be fun at parties...
>that dog only wants food from you, hes not your friend
How is that different from human friendships? The only reason people hang out with each other is because they get something in return.

>asslord
why are zoomers all homos?

>furbabies
I fucking despise those people.

>You must be fun at parties...
Epic canned response lmao

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t. guy who has experimented with his prostate and tasted his own cum

sois still value humans over dogs

Kill yourself reddit nigger

>mfw Yea Forums is now just people posting shit like
>over and over
I miss old Yea Forums

He thinks it’ll delay his own impending suicide if he says it to people on a constant basis

Why would you want a womanchild by you at all times?

>have a B.Sci. from a prestiguous uni
>25 year old NEET

I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU NORMALFAGS

I'M FUCKING COMING

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>The only reason people hang out with each other is because they get something in return.
no they don't, asperger tranny, you are not normal

>parents are upper middle class and happy together
most unbelievable part 2bh

yes they do. normal people engage socially to boost each others egos and convince each other than their lives have a purpose with forward momentum to the promised land

le ebin old tv loved wheddon, lost and colbert

theres a similar website called
>>>reddit

good luck bacon i mean "friend"

EDIT: isnt like bacon is my friend :-°
EDIT2: theres nothing wrong with that :|
EDIT3:alright you want the truth? bacon isnt my friend! hes my motherfrickin lover :OOOOOOOOOO
FINAL EDIT(i swear lol): who doesnt love bacon? hes always there for you unlike those weird humans lol, bacon is love bacon is life (i do miss my pet narwhal lol *plotwist?
EDIT(JK lol no more edits lol mmmm or not? *cue x files theme jk lol

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So you do agree that they should just throw you out into a back alley dumpster like they should have done when you were born.

This is the reason everywhere but here on the internet sucks. Once you escape that prison it's impossible to go back.

from now on my life's purpose will be to antagonise and making normalfags lives a living hell

based pickle rick. all emotions are just chemicals in your brain morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol ok but mr shekelstein wouldn't be able to buy another luxury car if everyone stopped wageslaving. look at the bigger picture user

i know everyone is out there copypasting ebin witty comments for likes

shut the fuck up tourist

how come zoomers can only respond to cultural criticisms with pop culture references and le fedora meme? victims of over socialisation it seems

kill yourself sneed nigger

zoomers have been raised to not have a connection to anything and to despise anything that came before them, truly the nigger of generations, the ultimate useful idiots, corporate cock suckers. Disgusting.

It's very possible I've been here longer than you've been alive. The old bbs boards and small fan shrines had their charm but were reddit before it existed in many many ways. There's a reason this place is pretty much the last man standing of its era.

based

I like how happy and totally not insecure NEETs are

pic related is totally not you

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>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee move out of home you loser and get a job like me it's so good out here

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based wagie
now dance wagie! dance for me! i mean the costumers lol

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Zoomers will be remembered as Gods. You will be remembered as a scum sucking faggot.

>guys look how great my life is h-heh right m'fellow neets heh

90s born queer shut the fuck up

I do what I can. I've never been back to a cold stone because of the horror of what I saw when someone put money in the tip jar. No lie.

>eating tide pods
>making up genders
>talking like niggers
>sneed posting
zoomers should be executef

Most great thinkers writers and artists didn’t have full time jobs
Like, the vast vast majority

zoomers are literally incapable of functioning or doing anything outside of a phone app

>Most great thinkers writers and artists didn’t have full time jobs

oh wow you're talking about me

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This would only apply if you were supporting yourself. Neets basically never do. Someone is paying for you to survive, your parents, the taxpayer, someone. So you are a leech. Normal men desire to support themselves, leeching off someone else is almost physically painful. You know who is fine with being a leech? Women.

87, turned 13 days after 2000 hit. My 90's kid level cannot be matched.

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well yeah, i have money, i dont want to study or work, hell 95% of workers hate going to work, im free i can cuck you without effort lol

you are giving your precious time to your jew bosses lol

>tfw zoomer roomer hoptoomer
Fucking 29 y/o boomers.

personally I think this is rather clever

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>those moments when you remember your dog has only so many years left

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I was born 84, you lose faggot

>being an amateur in the matter of physical training
what a shame

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118371742
>lol

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Then why do NEETs reek of insecurity and have to brag about how "happy" they are? It's not something mature happy people do.

You were almost out of high school before the decade was out, typical 84 reading comprehension.

you're gonna make it brah.

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because thats the subject you chose to discuss

I started school in 1990. Dumb fuck.

Not zoomers. Those are millenials.
Zoomers will unironically save the human race.

>implying you can see your full body potential just by lifting things up and putting them down in a gym in front of a mirror
what's it like having no competitive drive whatsoever?

>Those are millenials
It's a retarded zoomer exposes itself episode.

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10 years is 10 grades. Looking back it's actually amazing how long everything felt given how short a time it was.

every day I work my ass off to destroy the person I was yesterday. But please, keep kicking your little ball around

Cope. Bow down.

bros it's been a while since we had a mass shooting. I need something to celebrate

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>Cope
nigger

cope

Its long because you have no experience to compare it to.

>30 year old neet
>70 lbs overweight
>no friends
>weed is legal but just causes me to focus more on my problems
>dropped out 6 classes from BBA
>parents have a few million but one's a psycho and the others an alcoholic

if it weren't for trusting /biz/ in 2016 I'd be really fucked, without this guy there's a chance I'd have an hero'd

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Your life is mine except I'm 31, overweight, don't smoke weed, and have an ma degree