So, what was the plot? What an incoherent waste of time

So, what was the plot? What an incoherent waste of time.

What are some other movies that are vague for the sake of being vague?

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Wrong image, but good start of a thread.

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Well the X-files movie was meant to tie into the on-going TV show plot so if you didn't watch the show of course it was vague

What if it's not about the plot, but the journey?

The journey has to lead to something.

Monster of the Week

No Country for Old Men.

Why didn’t the vast global conspiracy just hire a crackhead to shoot mulder in the face

1st movie was a tie-in between season 5 and 6. 2nd movie was a standalone mess.

Because Mulder was being both used and protected by powerful people way above his paygrade
did you not watch the show

every time mulder discovers something it's because they want him to, he's their best disinfo agent

>Aliens crash in the 50s
>Goverment use DNA and tech from the dead alien and wreckage to make terran aliens and ships for the purpose of distracting the population while they make an alien human hybrid that will represent the next evolutionary step in humankind. This group is called The Syndicate.
>A race of aliens with no face somehow find out about the plan so they come to Earth to kill every fucker involved in that.
>Inside the group there are faggots with their own agenda. Some want to use the hybrids to rule, others have regrets and leak info to the FBI, others use the byproduct of the experiments just for LOLs (ex. black oil).

That´s it. Seems pretty simple to me. The main objective all along is to create a alien-human hybrid that doesn't have the side effects of bioengeneering. BTW, all monster of the week stuff, zombies, angels, demons and shit are anomalies of nature itself. Like when you open a potato chip bag and there's some chips burnt. You could call it mistakes or defects.

SCP wiki > X-Files > Lobotomy Corporation

good for reinforcing the popular idea that Greys are an actual species capable of hybridization and not just open-source biological robots that several species use the same way we use drones

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because his biological father is bored and Mulder amuses him

so why is the black oil widespread? under ground? beneath the sea? etc.
has that been retconned?

Like, everything by JJ Abrams ever

Like how Hillary Clinton put the hit on Seth Rich?

i wish someone somewhere to do a decent media adaptation this delves into the SCP universes

It was made before people had woken up to the Mystery Box shell game of long running series. People actually awaited the finale expecting satisfying answers.

Original series finale was terrible. Can't think of a worse one.

SCP finds its truest expression in the form of a wiki. Not everything needs to be forced into the crude 20th century moving picture framework.

Ah disagree

first 2 seasons are all you really need to watch

The truth is out there.
kek

The point was to beat off to Gillian Anderson.

She was so fucking hot when she was a chubby lil trollop. Much better than the wine aunt she became.

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>So, what was the plot? What an incoherent waste of time.
You might need a brain, user.

I think that's another alien organism that can invade all life known in the X-Files universe.

We don't know what's out there.