The Expanse

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FUCK all belters

Big martian wife

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>Aaaaaah Laconia stop taking all my colonists
Duster insects get the rock too

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idk man. seems different and not like syfy's production.
Seeing Drummer in it was cool.

rip bobby

ok fuck i gonna read listen the books, are they any good?

You wish you could, inyalowda scum

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For me it's /mao-kwikowski/

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The actually are. A lot of stuff happenens in a different order with different people present and there's more characters but yeah, they're solid reads

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SOMEONE POST THE BOBBI WEBM
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

yes they're pretty good. the lowest points of the series are the anna chapters in abaddons gate and the naomi chapters in nemesis games. elvi is bit ehh too but i didn't mind her too much. everything else is pretty good and entertaining.

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Nice tranny selfie

my nigga

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Why she so smug?

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not to mention they are quick reads i think i read the new one in a day and a half.

>anna chapters in abaddons gate
that whole character was just the worst

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His passion saved this series. No other actor went as hard as him to keep the series alive. Im surprised they didn't make him an executive producer

>mfw bobbi in the latest book
RIP you big bitch

because she is proud of having survived her conversion surgery

fuckin hell, no wonder the balding fedora starman wanted to bang her so badly

A voice made for JOI

she basically controls earth but wants the best for humanity

she's shit, i don't know what they were thinking. the show improved both prax and anna, at least anna had a tie-in to the overall plot rather than just some idiot nobody pastor.

Earther cunt

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Why do the Mao girls look so much better in utility gear? Peaches is the same, she's so-so in the dinnerwear scene but a legit head turner as a mechanic.

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the attention to detail is pretty impressive. at first i thought it was a mistake that the razorback lags back when it detaches, but then i realized the ship it detached from is accelerating and the razorbacks engine wasn't on

>Can't catch the Razorback

hope i don't upload porn

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>A gun rifle.

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Life is suffering...

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dude like 4 more seasons

>A rail gun

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Lunagirls are all legs and hips. Makes you want to tell Elon to get a fucking move on

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who else Apollo 11 Real-Time experience here

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Kek

it'd be nice to see more of him before he gets protomemed

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ok we need to settle this
belter girls vs martian girls vs earth girls

F

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will she live long enough to die in the show ?

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belter titty best milk in quadrant

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how can earth girls compete with those titties

The scales are always off in sci-fi. The size of the ship or ships in relations to humans. Those ships should be massive but they always seem like they could only fit a handful of humans. Weird

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They'll probably get her in the day of the rock at the end of S4 so the normies have someone specific to cry about

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the scale of the roci seems fine to me. its a bit larger in the books i guess but not that much

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0.3G titties is cheating, strong bones is where it's at. I want a nice long legged Earther gf that can snap a Ceres girl in half with one hand.

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Rocinante isnt exactly a small ship tho

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Pretty dick move honestly.

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i just realized there is totally porn like that in the expanse universe. lesbian earth/belter porn, belter femdom, earth maledom.

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I wish I was sandwiches

>martians getting off to earthers banging their women

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oh fuck that framing, made me think of Vito

Yeah true. It just that always see them as bigger on the inside. Especially when the explore the outer hulls. Like in Star Trek TNG or Battlestar Galactica, the reimaged one.

Will we see more of her?

At first I thought it was weird socjus shit in the pan orientation in Julie's dating profile but it probably means "likes belters, Martians, and Earthers". Makes sense

It was only a matter of time until we saw her. She is in virtually every Canadian Produced Sci-fi and Horror movie or series. Except for Travellers.

That smile from Gunny was genuine. It was good they chose to keep that in.

>"Yeah baby, diversify our gene pool, yeah don't stop. Ruin my perfect Martian eugenics profile. Yeah, trash those spreadsheet projections"

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>there are anti-OPA shills ITT

Keting ere pashang to ta showxa fo mi, to sabaka mali? Mi wanya to fo sasa mi finyish ere fosh pelésh ere imbobo xunyam mi ere da OPA, unte mi ta go fo walowda raids ere UN, unte mi decho seri xanya mang fosho. Mi sasa dewe fo du xite lik wa gorilla unte mi da bosmang sniper ere da OPA. To nating fo mi amash wang mo ting fo du xite. Mi gonya leta-go to da pashang kuku wit precision lik tumang vedi natim, pochuye da wowt mi showxa. To pensa to kang showxa dedawang fo mi ere da network? Pensa wamotim, pashangwala. Xitim, mi showxa fo secret spy network mi unte im ando trace IP to, deradzhang to mowsh kom sif gútegow fo da storm, koyo. Da storm deting decho da ting to du nem livit to. To pashang det, maliwala. Mi kang bi kowpelesh, kowltim, unte mi kang decho to ere seng xanya we, unte dedawang bera wit xante mi. Mi oso tenye kowl da OPA tungeting, unte mi gonya du im kowl da we fo decho to, to kakamali. Sili bera to ta kang sasa deting unholy retribution wowt semówt mali ta gonya leta-kom ere to, mebi to ta na showxa. Amash to na ta kang, to na ta du im, unte xitim to mowsh gif peye fo im, to nakangepensa pashangwala. Mi gonya kaka fury kowl ere to unte im gonya decho to. To pashang det, maliwala.

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she's with the protomolecule now

>oh yea baby cum on my olympus mons

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a bit worried 2bh

their budget seems to be significantly higher and most of the time nothing good comes out of that, also don't like how it looks now

Someone nuke this insect before their jabbering gives me an 1G aneurysm

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Hello I'm trying to find a scene but I can't remember exactly what show it was.

It had a guy in a spaceship trying to be the first person across some kind of giant space-barrier. But once he hits it at speed the ship is stopped immediately but the pilot turned to goo

Ringing any bells?

I think you're mixing Ceres with Eros, user, time for a rewatch.

bless up, i found it

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Wouldn't it be weird if she sat on your face? hahaha. I mean like, holy cow, that big brapper and long longs just hovering over your head. Oh wow.

>tfw you realize Earthers are mostly unemployed, commit most of the crime, and obsess about "muh g"

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did they blow up a moon? why are there 8 moons? wtf is going on?

>their budget seems to be significantly higher and most of the time nothing good comes out of that, also don't like how it looks now

What a retarded thing to say.

Almost 100 posts in and nobody mentioned FOOKIN LEGEND?

>Belter BDSM where it's just an Earther girl stepping on them in heels at 1G
>This is their version of cock and ball torture and is seen as particularly degenerate

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>also don't like how it looks now
This is it for me, too. Everything so far just LOOKS off. Weird.

>Mars Marines fuck yeah!
>Help gravity to stronk for me

>did they blow up a moon?
An asteroid.

>why are there 8 moons? wtf is going on?
You'll see.

better cameras, different shots, it doesn't look as dirty or crowded as it did before it's really open

Dumb insect
We were the cradle of mankind, and some such.

the possibilities are endless
>that belter that can only get off to zero g cum shots

asteroids are spheres now?

Is this the power of MMC high G training?
>aaaaaah save me Amos

Was wondering why Naomi was struggling on the surface there then it hit me it's her first time ever walking on a planet's surface. Surprised they didn't have her in some powered exoskeleton.

Mi pensa you are on the right track
youtube.com/watch?v=Amy5tXk3Dl4

its an alien planet, its not earth. the moons aren't exactly moons, i dont want to spoil it

>Stronk Mars women held down and forcefully fucked by Gravity

That's it, thanks

oh ok

How the fuck is that a bad thing?

I was just elaborating on why it looks off I didn't say it was bad

user...

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>letting women be space marines

What was Mars thinking?

naomi doesn't go down the planet in the book, she can't handle the gravity. if i remember right the planet is like 50% of earths gravity. so yea theyre changing stuff, i dont mind it though

Ceres is a plutoid the others are egg shaped

why is Pallas censored?

is it Japanese?

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what's going on with pallas?

>Local Martian not so tough after getting Newtoned

ilis is heavier than earth gravity actually, 1.1G or something

Its a long con...
They let them be in the marines for a few years. That way they can control and monitor their health and diet.
Then when the time is right, they are "reassigned"....to a breeding farm.

gravity man...all its wants is just a bunch of spheres

gravity hangs out in pregchan

All Martians serve, some just do it on their backs

sweetie, its called new terra

completely unnecessary, hopefully it's not as bad as it looks right now

the one thing i would've liked to see change is the shitty actor that plays holden

it's impossible to get an erection in 0G due to the penis never getting enough blood to stay there in one spot to maintain it.
What is probably more realistic is that they stop artificial gravity within the ship by stopping rotation exactly at the moment when the cum shot is being spurt, making it glob look like it's rising.

It's tiny, that's literally the best picture of it we have.

now thats some belter ingenuity

>third largest asteroid is tiny
kek

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>512 km
>tiny

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>Belter ED humilation sub-genre
>A bunch of JOIs which are just mocking the skinnies for losing wood half way through during flip and burn

>it doesn't look as dirty or crowded as it did before it's really open
well they're on an alien planet that is just a bunch of empty land+alien ruins, so yea it's going to be very open. each book has its own style to it too, this book is kind of like a western survival story until the last quarter of the book when it turns into half a war

>that martian that only gets off to orbital descent face sitting

MANEO NO

>YWN have a former Martian marine sit on your face at 15Gs

>tfw Jupitertarian
>tfw raw power of mass and girth destroys lanklet face sitters.

it's not tiny
it's just really far away

Do it Maneo, she's waiting for you on the other side
does anyone have the edit where she's on the other side of the Ring structure like it's a noose

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>That porn ad that tries to sell you protomolecule slowzone pills to make you last longer
>Actually makes you disassemble your gf and eat your local nuclear reactor

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>belters that have a zero g pee fetish

>When you realise you can suicide truck drive in space

>Mom found the the zero G cum balloon

Lookin good.

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>Be me
>Be Earther doing a tour with a O2 tanker comapny in the Jovian system
>It's hard work but it's better than sitting on basic watching paint instantly dry
>Hard on the muscles though, we fly at 0.2G to save money
>Pull a job bringing 50 units of solid O into Ceres from Ganymede with a qt belter girl and no one else
>thisismychance.holo
>384,000km out I make my move
>In my best Belter Creole say my piece
>"Mi du ámolof to. Detim imim finyish du wa ting, im ye fo sémpere."
>She blushes and within another two hundred km we're floating in the air banging like a rusty air filter
>There's not much else to do on the journey so we're fucking more or less the whole journey
>Gradually the air fills with floating spheres of fluid but the air filter will get them so we don't bother
>Then two marks off Ceres we get pinged by a pirate ship, I bring us up to 2G and manage to escape but when I look around the entire cabin is covered in cum
>Belter girl looks like a glazed donut and starts screaming in Creole
>Don't have enough cleaning strips to wipe the whole place down so when we dock I just unload the cargo and bolt
>Belter girl tells me that her ex/cousin is in the OPA and he's going to throw me out the airlock
I've got thirty pending messages, bros, what do I do? I can't lose this job and I don't think I can afford safe passage back to Earth without the OPA finding me.

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what do we think of Dr. Elvi Okoye
also why the fuck is Naomi on the surface

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didn't you faggots not hear us call this season the "western" part of the book series

If they scrap the whole orbit wars I’ll be pretty pissed.

All that's mostly gone, user. A portal has opened to thousands of new star systems and it's a big land-rush type affair this season. Everyone's too busy bolting clunky engines and Minimal(tm) lifesupport systems onto barely spaceworthy water tanks and setting off to explore than to be bothered with fighting each other.

pretty sure he means earth sponsored merc ship vs. rocinante

Yeah that’s what I meant. It’s pretty visually compelling to see space walks it would be a shame if they don’t do it.
Plus the countdown and relays make the tension rise faster

It looked like the fight was in the teaser, towards the latter half of the trailer.

Id rather see more of the inter solar system stuff. All the portals is too close to just being a stargate knockoff

this thread is fantastic

can't wait for the new season