How do I get a Dee GF?

It still hurts

she does

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rob dig so deep into mac transformation that he must have become a faggot himself. poor dee.

S1 dee feet webm i made

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Fill pockets with bird seed

What's with her skin? Does she get spray tans to be funny or what?

Based

Right?

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Go to the zoo
Search aviary section
??????
Profit

>Not fat
>Relatable failure
>Can hang out with like a bro instead of making you suffer her interests

Looks pretty good from this angle.

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Something about this early episode where she handling a vibrator about to masterbate is really fucking hot and they never manage to reach that peak with her again.

Rob makes joke early on that unlike other sitcoms the characters should get ulgy as time goes on.

>last season Mac has a ripped body and dee had work done on her face.

What a funny "joke" from the couple who probably wanted each other to look better outside of the show

Trust me, success, money, and fame has changed these guys in the worst way (especially creatively).

Always Sunny as we knew it is dead.

Damn shame.

I like to think of the high school reunion as where it ended in my mind, although there have been two or three episodes since that I really like, The Gang Gets Quarantined is one of them

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That’s a decent way to end it

look how dirty they are
i want to clean them
with my tongue

Feetfags are literally subhuman.
What made you this way?

Try your local aviary.

i hate the fact that they stop caring about the show that really turn them in who they are.

they have a shitload of money and always will thanks to the show. they meet their wifes doing the show.

and them... fuck the show, let a bunch of nobodies to write and direct, lets not even care to make dennis a regular on the new season.

pathetic.

dont know
i just know i want her dirty, sweaty, stinky toes in my mouth

Ohhhh, so you're Indian? That makes sense. Poo in loo lmao

>danny devito has consistently been good and the show's success didn't change him at all

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I think about that a lot.
It's not like we like ourselves.
I hate myself for that. I reckon most of us do.

Jewish propaganda through exposure to pornography made you this way.

He was already pretty successful, it was like putting a hat on a hat.

No. I was born this way. Thought this way as soon as I can remember.
It's not like I'm broken in other ways.

>I was born as a footfag
You delusional motherfucker. So by your understanding, the same way they claim there is a "gay" gene that makes people gay, there is a "footfag" gene that makes people footfags? You pathetic delusional piece of shit. Just stop watching porn and masturbating, your fetish obsession will subside.

Eating ass is fine though, right?

No, only niggers eat as. Feetfags and ass eaters are both subhuman trash.

>let me tell you how your head works
Thank you for your insight about me, user.

He’s an egg-shaped near dwarf, I can’t imagine his ego is super inflated. He always seemed like he was just having fun.

Your head works the same as everyone else, you're not special. I'm glad I could help you reconcile your mental illness.

I like how they all want to branch out and do new things, so they get new shows on different stations... except they're still playing the same characters (just on different shows).

what makes you think i'm indian?
i would kill myself if i was

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>muh jewish porn propaganda
imagine getting this upset because somebody finds something attractive that you don't
please go back to /pol/. Yea Forums is a footfag board.

Its not brought on by porn, it came on with the onset of puberty before I ever jerked it. Don't know why you're talking like you know what causes it and it's easy to explain when the people who experience it can never explain it themselves.

What gets you off then Mr. supreme patrician?

She looks like a bird

This and those crow's feet, don't know what's going on ITT

Funny how psychology struggles to find an answer, maybe you could shock the world with your truth. Or is it the Jews silencing your voice?
Serious note though: I didn't watch porn until I turned 13 or so. I don't masturbate more than the average man does. My tastes were set in stone.
Also please explain the footfags of history to me.

This fucking cope. Footfags are degenerates that unironically should have been aborted. How can a person that sexualizes feet be a moral or good person? That's right they cannot. Being a footfag is admitting your compromised morality. You are reprehensible and should be dead.

Too much of a pussy to say what gets you off?
Figured. Keep spewing your impotent hate pussy.

I get a Dee GF by eating ass and licking feet?

I thought we are normal people that can be purified by abstaining from porn though?
Make up your mind.

>exposure to pornography only occurs after you hit puberty and search it out
Uhhh, no. Before you hit puberty you almost certainly viewed some Jewish created media on TV that sexualized feet to you, and that seeded your fetish, then when you were old enough to go through puberty that seeded fetish manifested in your degenerate behavior as a foot fetishist. It isn't your fault that you're this way, but you're still pathetic and degenerate.

You could deprogram yourself if you stop viewing pornography, that is correct.

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>Too much of a pussy to say what gets you off?
Natural sex with a woman's vagina for the purpose of procreation. Anything beyond that is degenerate.

>what gets you off
Give me my dopamine spike right now!!!!

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>footfags are overwhelmingly degenerate Liberals
Yea, I'm not surprised.

>S-STOP FEELING PLEASURE YOU GUYS ITS DEGENERATE
>WHY ISN'T EVERYONE AN ASCETIC MONK LIKE ME
>FUCKING JEWS

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>Almost certainly
Fuck off with your nonsense assumptions.
>Jewish propoganda
I know you like to cite this as the cause of all your problems, I'm not that weak or deluded.
You're full of shit and I don't even get why you're trying to assert these things.

i'm not even a liberal
i'm just tired of hearing about fucking jews all the time

what do you look like?

You can’t, you would have to write one for yourself.

Go to a local bird store and buy one. Duh

My fault for trying to engage honestly with a facsimile
More like what gives you boners that's so much more pure and patrician than sucking on toes?

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go to any philly bar. breathe.

Simply not true for people that didn't get this as a learned kink later in life.
While surely stimuli had some part in it, it's not because of media exclusively.
Not really. You said dumb shit and it's being used against you. Basic social interaction, retard.

nice

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>I don't have to defend my degenerate fetish! You have to defend your assumption that my fetish is degenerate!
Haha Jesus Christ, you degenerates really need to reevaluate your pathetic lives.

you're correct, i don't have to defend anything to a /pol/tard on Yea Forums

learn to read retard.

Yes, and that's why you're a pathetic degenerate waste of life that is so indoctrinated and brain-dead that they cannot think critically enough to defend their reprehensible degeneracy. I'm glad we can agree on that.

>using the lord's name in vain
That's pretty degenerate, bro

He already explained the Jewish propaganda that leads to foot fetishism. Learn to read the thread.

u mad?

I use his name to vanquish the demons out of thee.

>u mad?
Nah, I'm a sick cunt. You mad?

Based

>You have to defend your assumption that my fetish is degenerate!
Also you're wrong. Explained numerous times in this thread.

Nice cognitive dissonance you got there degenerate. Continue to live your life unexamined. It's worked for you this long I guess.

I want her to rape me

2016 was a mistake.
You pseuds should have stayed on reddit. You can't even make sense of basic post structure.

Did I use some three syllable words that went above your head? Sorry user, I just don't know hoe to dumb down and simplify my posts enough to identify with brain dead retards such as yourself =[

Cute

Explain which beliefs i hold are contradictory you mong.
You used the wrong psychology meme.

Nice hair