HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

It's literally capeshit for the over 40 crowd. If you unironically care about James Bond in 2019 you're a huge cuck just as bad as a Disney drone.
>b-b-but I don't actually care about B-B-Bond movies, I'm just mad about b-b-blacks and women
lmfao @ ur life

I have all my favorites on a flash drive. Goldfinger, The Living Daylights, License To Kill, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, A View To a Kill, GoldenEye, The World Is Not Enough, and Casino Royale.

>inb4 box off bombs on par with Ghostbusters, Oceans 8, and MIB international

wow idris elba looks horrible ever since he has transitioned

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your movie is going to be shit no matter how much viral anger marketing you put behind it shill

They're going to kill Bond. Look it up. Danny Boyle has said this is the reason he dropped out of the movie

Why couldn't they find a cool looking black guy? Give me Wesley Snipes bond.

It took me until this point to realize that is a woman. What the fuck, man?

I'd laugh if they kill Bond then reboot the series in the next movie with another white guy.

I watch the old ones all the time. Even the Pierce Brosnan ones that kind of sucked weren't that bad in comparison to generic action flicks.

This is just fucking dumb.

I dont fucking get it. People has been asking for Idris Elba for fucking years, but when they decide on a black actor, it's someone that's not even British or a man.
What the actual fuck was Hollywood thinking?

It's what is bound to happen if this shit is true.

yeah they could have at least cast 3/5ths of a man

You see sexier black women at literally every bus stop

youtube.com/watch?v=uD9n0kXhMvQ&t=120

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>*laughs* You can rest easy, Ms. Bond. I assure you these are not real hippos and we are not in Kenya. Please, sit back down so we may resume the game.

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there are many prettier dudes actually

I just watched the first three not too long ago for the first time. I loved Dr. No and was surprised how good it was.

>I dont fucking get it. People has been asking for Idris Elba for fucking years, but when they decide on a black actor, it's someone that's not even British or a man.
>What the actual fuck was Hollywood thinking?

they literally did this out of spite, because they saw the vast acceptance/meme acceptance of an idris elba Bond they were like 'fuck dat! we NEED to pick someone that will outrage people! i know, a weirdo nobody negress!!!!!!!!!! hahaha' *devious hollywood kikes*

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kek'd & check'd

Sir Roger Moore didn't die for this.

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Is there even a chance a movie with a female Bond, let alone a black one wouldn't flop massively?

Just the Original Trilogy. We'll always have the best Star Wars.

I always get the impression Barbara Broccoli just pays lip service to these things. There's no way she'd make such a drastic change of changing Bond's gender or even race for a short-term fix.

Ye they just announced the first black female 007. If you thik about it there was already a useless sidekick character in the previous episode and that annoying M character so I think it was always there.

Watched Goldeneye just a couple weeks ago.

Thoughts?

The Brosnan ones are based.

It looks like a somali ventriloquist dummy.

I enjoyed it. I've seen most of the old Bonds and the new Daniel Craig ones, but never got around to Brosnan. I heard a lot of people say that his were bad, but GoldenEye at least was good.

Good, good.

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It helps that I like Sean Bean and the Brosnan architect memes here have endeared him to me.

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A man should be bond simple as that.

With all the ridiculous fights and body straining bullshit the various bonds get into a female bond would in no way be able to compare to them

Most people love Goldeneye. It's everything after that gets shat on.

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Best of his run imo

>When was the last game you watched a James Bond movie? Seriously. I don't even know anyone who has seen all of them, who isn't 60+ years old.
>It's literally capeshit for the over 40 crowd

Exactly, and that demographic coudn´t care less for social justice shit. Even more, they are fed up with it.
To put a niggress as 007 has spooked already the potential viewers. This shit is going to bomb bad.

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Sneed

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Id get mad if it was some actually good franchise, but that dumb face being slapped on james bond i cant do anything but giggle.

>last game
Goldeneye, of course

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Have fun with your new Bond flicks AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dalton ageing like fine wine.

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Was really good in The Rocketeer too

>Is there even a chance a movie with a female Bond, let alone a black one wouldn't flop massively?

gonna flop harder than female ghost busters and female ocean's eleven

Why are they ripping off this kino?

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Is it correct to assume the actor playing Bond had a certain amount of say in picking the Bond girls?

This one will do pretty good coasting as muh last Craig Bond flick. Future ones are fucked and will be bought at by Disney after a couple bomb.

Me in the middle.

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Ana's not even that great and she still mogs every other woman there wtf

She's a supporting character,

>blue sport coat that doesn’t match blue pants
>trainers with an already casual look
Yeesh

I watched Casino Royale thought it was good

Dalton is great in Hot Fuzz.

You jelly.

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>but never got around to Brosnan.
brosnan is 90s bond, and thus the best bond if you dont take james bond too seriously, like many fags do, and exactly what is wrong with the daniel craig films. bond died with brosnan's departure in my opinion(that many disagree with)

Most people agreed when they first found out Craig would be bond, ironically enough. Crazy how the gut reaction to him was right all along.

Ugh like its bond women now...I wish I were joking but apparently some fuckers from the studio were assblasted about the term bond girls

Quantum was underated... fight me

>Since Dalton was contracted for three Bond films, the pre-production of his third film began in 1990, in order to be released in 1991. What was confirmed is that the story would deal with the destruction of a chemical weapons laboratory in Scotland, and the events would take place in London, Tokyo and Hong Kong. The film was cancelled due to legal issues between UA/MGM and Eon Productions, which lasted for four years. The legal battle ended in 1993, and Dalton was expected to return as James Bond in the next Bond film, which later became GoldenEye. Despite his contract having expired, negotiations with him to renew it took place. Dalton surprised everyone on 12 April 1994 with the announcement that he would not return as James Bond. At this time, he was shooting the mini-series Scarlett.

What might have been.

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What are the last names of the people responsible for this aberration?

What a cunt. I hope this bankrupts her

dwayne bacon

Not being funny but what use is a black woman as one of MI6's top agents?
You can put a white British man anywhere in the world and make up a valid reason for it.

He literally got MeToo-ed out of there. Too much male chauvinism, I guess. Shame since that was some of the best aspects of the Bond character.

Dr. No is underrated on this board

And that Exorcist movie with the boy which Blatty's book was inspired by. Possessed, I think. The ending was cheesy but he was good in it.

I've only watched goldeneye 007 and i remember the game more than the movie.

>watermelon, diced, not sliced

Will watch ..thnx

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Does that Johnny English movie count?

i'm always suprised to find how older movies seem whizz by. there was practicially no action in the modern sense to speak of but you never felt the film drag in any way. although i must say the fire tank was dumb in my opinion.

When is Hollywood going to replace those big white letters on the hillside with a giant N?

tie is too short

Danny Boyle dropped out because he wanted to kill Bond and also add a bunch of SJW shit.

WE WUZ SEEKRIT AJUNTS

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>Watched The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill a month or two ago, actually
Man of refined taste, I see.

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Danny Boyle was literally quoted calling the idea of killing bond "ridiculous", there were later completely unconfirmed reports that killing Bond was Boyle's idea all along

Danny Boyle's a faggot and made one okay movie, (original Trainspotting)

>last name lore
>expands upon 007 lore

I would say 28 Days Later was good too but other than that I totally agree. Still dont believe he is enough of a faggot to kill James Bond.

last act of 28 Days was poo

Agree again but the aesthetic and atmosphere of the rest of the movie makes it worth it

Bon, Car Bon.

LMAO BOND GIRLS ARE THE ARMCANDY FOR BOND, NOT THE LEADS

JAMES BOND IS LIKELY HIGHEST VISIBILITY SEXIST WOMANIZER CHARACTER IN ALL OF MEDIA

BOND IS THE PRIME ICON AND TOP MEDIA EXPORT OF ENGLAND, COMPLETELY INTERTWINED WITH THE ROYALS

HE WALKED UP THE QUEEN DURING THE LONDON OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY

THIS BLACK FEMALE JAMES BOND CASTING IS JUST INCREDIBLE
WHAT ABSOLUTE MADNESS, HOW DID IT GET THIS FAR
ENGLAND IS LITERALLY FINISHED

>into the trash it goes
thank you hollywood, you're making it easier for us to stop watching your shit.

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>Out of chips, Ms Bond? Well, there is something else you could wager. I understand you have a certain "pass" that I am after...

Fuck off bro the oldie james bond movies were pure SOUL and my childhood. I knew jews would pull this shit eventually it was only a matter of time. Fuck I hate kikes so god damn much.

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It's more that I realized that I had never seen either than having good taste, to be honest. Though you'll probably be glad to know that I liked them a lot.

I think I liked The Living Daylights a little more, though.

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she looks so powerful and empowering. I heard that the other day and I just cant see it. She's scary and I'm on edge when I see her.

What the fuck is that thing on the right?

>whites and can enjoy a movie about nigger culture
>niggers can enjoy a movie about classy white people culture
>mix them together
>suddenly everyone hates it

Genius

>being a spy is white culture
if you think about it, it more black culture then anything, what do spys do in the 007 movies? lie, cheat, steal, murder, destroy property etc..

Oh sweeties. POC 007 will be a massive hit that brings in 1.5 billion dollars.

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The future of America (AND THATS A GOOD THING!)

She kinda looks like that one spooky bitch from A View to a Kill. The one that has Christopher Walken in it
Good for her for going from villain to Bond
Still won't see it

kek

The only good Bond of the Craig era was Casino Royale and it's far from kino. The rest are utter garbage. Who would knew? Martin Campbell is a more competent director than Mendes.

Roger Moore was the best 007

My stomach hurts of laughing fuck you lmao

the red lipstick is distracting

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The name is Man. Juwanna Man.

Grace Jones was 5 times the woman that abomination will ever be. And she was a fucking tranny.

fucking fencesitting faggot

I agree with your sentiment OP but
>your new bond
new 007, not new bond

You fucking faggots say this every fucking time without fail when a role for a movie gets changed to nigger actors.

It's standard Jewy arguing tactics. They screech bloody murder until they get what they want, and then if someone complains about it they ask why anyone would care about such a thing.
Sometimes you just stand there thunderstruck.

The Beach was dope, especially for its time
I thought Christopher Eccleston was pretty great in it tbqh as was the score.

I still haven't read any articles about it and I refuse to believe this is real

And Hale Berry? Wasn't there supposed to be some sort of black female cia bond spinoff?

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She's pretty hot actually

Lea Seydoux is so beautiful that it’s painful anytime I look at her. I can’t watch any movies she’s in without falling into a deep depression.

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who the fuck wanted a female bond

>no more girls

>no playboy personality

>just an ugly lesbian with a gun

I think that they didn't end up doing it because of how relatively bad that movie did. And then we got Catwoman...

why don't they grow real hair
I would be embarrassed to be in public looking like that