>zoomer stand-up comedy
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Zoomer stand-up comedy
Aaron Murphy
Adam Foster
Parker Phillips
I'm a zoomer reason why I saw it in the first place, It's awful and I can't stand it. All these social media comedians are utter hacks, most of the time they have 1 good video and they just milk their fame with dumb easy jokes.
Oliver Flores
I could write a better edibles joke based on the time I greened out hard on them. It was a nightmare but some funny moments in hindsight. This kid’s just basically saying “lol edibles right?”
Jace Roberts
>boomer standup comedy
Jace Collins
Nobody likes Callen meanwhile this Trevor Wallace guy is always on my social media feeds.
Jose Reyes
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Yeah, millenials are much funnier
Ian Carter
This is awful.
It reminds me of that tragedy...
Brayden Cook
Can't look at the laugh factory logo and not think of Kramer.
Jace Bennett
>I'm a zoomer
stopped reading there
Ryan Campbell
its a joke about being "super stoned on pot", when have people NOT been doing that shit? I can only tell he's zoomer by his appearance. Tight pants + giant sweater + dyed hair is a pretty gay look dude.
Also not gonna lie when he bit the ball at the end it was kind of funny.
Jace Carter
I used to be with Sneed, then they changed what Sneed was. Now my seed isn't feed, and what's feed seems city-slicker too me. It'll happen to you (formerly me)
Christopher Ross
Zoomer?? He looks 40 or Australian
Connor Wilson
>man does drugs and does something outlandish
I wouldn't call that Zoomer humor. That concept is old as shit.
Anthony Robinson
SHUT UP, FIFTY YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU HANGING UPSIDE WITH A METAL FORK UP YOUR ASS!
THROW HIS ASS OUT HE'S A NIGGER!
A NIGGER! LOOK, A NIGGER! THERE'S A NIGGER!
Are you calling me a "cracker ass", nigga?
Kayden Cruz
hey guys have you ever consumed [drug that is trending with the youth now] got so [modern intoxicated slang] you go to [location most of the audience likely has visited] and [innaccurate observation due to temporary loss of cognition]
Now, lets use this formula to predict the jokes of the future.
Benjamin Lee
Meh. Wasn't funny but also wasn't painful. The m&m's joke make me think "oh, that's funny." But I didn't laugh.
Isaiah Cook
I'd like to apologize to my Afro-American friends on behalf of this post.
Daniel Rogers
He actually has some funny stuff on youtube. Yea Forums contrarians will never accept it though.
Gabriel Allen
>Boomers have considered this the pinnacle of comedy for the past 30 years
Jose Gomez
dude he got so high on weed he went into a children's playpen and started eating plastic. this guy is out of control folks.
Lincoln Ross
stop laughing, it's not funny
Ethan Sanders
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
Benjamin Reyes
he should have flossed flossing is AWESOMMEEEE
ZOOMER GANG XD XD XD
who here plays fortnite?!? where's my juulius caesar?!? LMAOOO
Ian Sanchez
>hello now dwellers
>have you ever had your mandatory dosage of repressants miscalculated
>resulting in severe temporary perception desynchronization
>that you ended in the dump folder of the debug sector
>thinking it was repurposing educational facility?
ha ha ha
Charles Gomez
wtf is up with the girl's mouth expression. i'm not talking about this one, the standard? is it supposed to be of disapproval?
Josiah Rogers
this post is funnier than the faggot in the op
William Cook
What the fuck are edibles?
Robert Russell
>making fun or trevor.
Shame
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Nathan Ortiz
>you see, the thing with edibles is...
Jace Rivera
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Lucas Morales
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Parker Wilson
based
Angel Scott
Stand up comedy is pabulum for the plebs it's all self reinforcement.
>White people do this, black people be doin dat
>do you know? gnomesayin?
yeah we all relate to that right! thanks for projecting your opinion as broad fact mr standup comedy man clap clap clap clap clap I'm a seal. I am a worthless non-thinking adult child.
Carter Myers
Like I said, just dumb hacky jokes.
Luis Powell
Chapelle had a funny joke about that
Oliver Hill
Damn, this old video
I looked her up.
>twitter page private
However she has decided to stop being a womanchild and train to be a doctor, so thats positive.
Adam Clark
>hey guys
>have you ever drank a fifth of whiskey and took half a bottle of xanax?
>audience yells and puts a gun to his head
>that's a booze and pills scream there, so depressed
>my dad doesn't get this
>I said "dad, you open your mouth, you take near lethal doses of these substances to not feel your overwhelming existential dread"
>dad says "watching the yankees is good enough for me."
>fucking boomer, am i rite?
>anyway, you try to kill yourself with alcohol and pills and end up at the strip club on Sawtelle blvd?
>You're naked with your cock in a strippers mouth, the bouncer says "wtf, don't you know prostitution is illegal?"
>you say "that isn't a vacuum cleaner?"
>the stripper smacks you across the face and you start pissing yourslef while still erect, splashing it on the bouncer.
>get your teeth kicked in and thrown out the club.
>you wake up 48 hours later with a sore asshole and a contract to play Ironman for the next 10 years?
Luke Wilson
Yeah I kinda like the guy and his douche persona.
Cooper Russell
LMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO
Jace Thompson
>humans
>funny
Pick one
Lucas Rivera
ebin dog
Landon Bennett
I tuned out as long as he mentioned edibles. You literally could not come up with a more NPC topic to talk about if you tried.
Ian Anderson
>Sawtelle
Bruin spotted.
Gavin Allen
get with the times, grandpa.
It's all about Randy, now.
Asher Garcia
>>you wake up 48 hours later with a sore asshole and a contract to play Ironman for the next 10 years?
Justin Bell
>scripted comedy
Cameron Hughes
Not gonna lie bros I lol'd