STAR TREK: PICARD - Trailer (TV)

you'll still watch it

It's even worse than I thought it would be, I'm actually a little surprised which just speaks to what a complete fucking mark I must be

>Patrick Steward stars in another trek action-mov I mean series

hard pass

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>thoughts?

It's shit.

Stereotypical swooping panaroma slow piano riff trailer shit that's become the modern equivalent of THIS SUMMER

Another strong independent woman of indeterminate race that is over powered and able to effortlessly kick the ass of galactic assassins and outrun their lasers but somehow she's in danger from a VAGUE THREAT

Bunch of mystery box plot points, some of which reference old shit (PICARD AIN'T HAPPY RETIRED! WHO IS THIS GIRL?! DATA NEEDS TO BE REBUILT!)

Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit. This trailer is shit and the show will be shit too. Another garbage sci fi soap opera space epic with mutts and women dancing around on wires dodging cgi zoom zooms and boom booms. I'd give my left nipple for a new episode of Picard and crew stumbling around a tiny styrofoam cave slowly hammer fisting Halloween costume aliens while they're investigating why Bromos IV is having a drought problem.

Also the twitter account describes it as Beaming this trailer. Because remember Beams Star Trek fans?! This whole revival is so childish qnd condescending that I refuse to believe anyone, not even redditors, actually buys into this festering cunt hole of a nu franchise.

Blame Patrick Stewart for that, he was obsessed with Picard being an action hero for some reason

>pass
you're going to watch it

another strong womyn who need no man but need white people gibs me dats

the first episode, to see the vineyard scenes and how much of a trainwreck it is

Yeah, just like I definetly watched season two of Discovery. Nervous, CBS marketeer?

Every show looks the same now, am i too old for this?

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Its so fucking obvious that the woman is some sort of Borg Queen and why they do the Romulans need to seek asylum in the Federation i thought they are Star Empire not some Papal State

>muh action trek
>seven of nine but this time with added quips!
>horrifically cgi’d brent spiner
Nope.

The shills are shook

>Hardcore nostalgia bait
>stronk mystery womerns who's totally not Data's daughter having been evolved by the Borg or some shit
>So many stronk womerns
>diversity crew
He's absolutely fucking going to die in it & thet'll be the best part because that means it's over.

i will watch reviews picking it apart for the crap that it is

i have no interest in watching the show itself

All of my greatest fears have been confirmed, what a time to be alive.

>Nu Trek Lens Flairs
>No Enterprise
>A fucking niggerbull
>New bullshit diversived crew
>Racist Vulcans
>BLUE FUCKING BORG CUBES

Christ, i was gonna give this a chance but....fuck.

One positive? Jeri Ryan is still bangable in her 50's

who's that moon faced goblin

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>Picard Day reference

REEEEEE

>Every show looks the same now, am i too old for this?
It's not you, and it's not even about they run out of ideas, they simple decided to tell the same story over and over again until you accept

>Borg cube is blue

The blue parts look like force fields. Somebody is also taking apart a dead Borg. Maybe somebody is rebuilding/looting the Borg cube?

Also, aren't they supposed to be beaten after Unimatrix Zero blew up?

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>i will watch reviews picking it apart for the crap that it is
You wish. It's going to be promoting a positive pro-immigration message, which means glowing reviews no matter what.
>B-B-But some fat neckbeard on Youtube didn't like it!
Nobody cares.

is there any form old nerdom left that wasnt ruined?

Looks good.
I'm worried about the quality of writing though.

Dude do you remember Picard day?

looks cringe but i want a seven of nine mommy gf

Smells like STD, that trailer do.

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I have an idea for a star trek show

picard ends up in our universe, in the year 1999. he has to kill Jeri Ryan before she makes barack obama the next president of the U.S. then he has to stop star trek enterprise and Nemesis from happening

>something something time travel
Still 100% convinced the chick who can transport herself is Data's daughter. Watch. They need it to be cause Spiner is too fucking old.

They’re ability to travel to different parts of the universe was crippled after Endgame but they weren’t wiped out

I think the Borg are supposed to all be disconnected now which probably means she is being hunted on some persecution narrative.

I'll torrent it and then complain relentlessly on the internet.

Couldn't they do a spinoff with worf or riker or some shit? Picard is too fucking old. I do not need to see another strong woman kicking every ones ass again. Christ why not do a sisko or janeway if they needed to go diverse? Another shit show on a shit network. Hard. Fucking. Pass.

lmao at this shill thinking i meant mainstream reviews. no one reads your shit anymore

Only the things that not enough people give a shit about for them to be zombified and sent out to make more money.

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Of course there's gotta be some action cunt strong female character kicking dudes around.

MUH DIK

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Every franchise has been taken over by people who never even liked them to begin with. Star Trek, Star Wars, James Bond etc.

>Jeri Ryan is still bangable in her 50's

This.

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But shouldn't their hive mind be gone now? Without it enforcing unison, you just have a bunch of cyborg dudes dicking around.

He said the word!!!!!!!!!

Apparently they're going to kill Riker in a short trek that comes out next year.

Babylon 5 would be something I could get behind desu. Follow the same story but update the effects and budget.

>Jeri Ryan is still bangable in her 50's
Fucking tell me about it. God damn.

For myself the only positive thing is that Mike will watch it all and make a video about it. He won't be able to resist.

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I've been watching Trek since TGN. DS9, VOY, ENT, the movies, and some episodes of the OG series. JJ was trash. Skipped STD because that was a dumpster fire

This looks okay. I mean I'm sure it's gonna suck, but in this there seems to be like shadow of semblance of Trek that I haven't seen in literally fucking decades.
Which begs me the question; what the fuck is everyone's fucking problem itt?

They blew up Romulus to kick start the Kelvin timeline and those shitty films so it is officially canon now in prime timeline.
JewJews rape of ST still having unintended consequences over a decade later

mommy

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Yeah, it's gonna be awful. On paper, I'd love a Picard series set 25 years after TNG with MILF Jeri Ryan, but we know that Kurtzman and Goldsman are incapable of producing anything good.

LOOK HERE IS THE BORG!!!1

LOOK 7 OF 9!!!1

LOOK DATA!!!1 REMEMBER DATA??

Why can’t they just ignore those shitty movies? Nobody would care if they did.

Shut up & stop wishing for things you love to return & be ruined utterly.
It's proven to happen 99% of the time. Just stop.
Let them be dead.

It looks.. even worse... than fucking star trek discovery. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!

>people ran trains on her at orgies her husband dragged her to
>you never will

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Was that Shinzon's corpse towards the end?

Apparently one planet being destroyed is enough to destroy their entire empire, one that is about half the size of the Federation. I guess they were playing the "one city only" rules of CIV.

Some of the fanservice was subtle (like the future combadge we see in all three TNG-era series), but it's obvious how desperate they are to bring Trek fans back after the STD debacle.

> there seems to be like shadow of semblance of Trek

Where? I don't see any new life and new civilisations.

The one silver lining is that this whole mess can be done away with once JJ Trek is purged by future generations.

looks better than discovery desu
the action stuff was bad but the character stuff in the trailer was good. patrick steward is giving a good performance as usual. brent spiner is gonna do great and jeri ryan is a surprise to see.
i have higher hopes for this one.

star trek has been pure cringe past the original series

To be fair basically everything that wasn't the main series in B5 was varying degrees of questionable, but B5 itself is perfect.

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She went to sex clubs. We have no idea what actually went on in there. Might have just had sex with her husband in a room full of others having sex. No one knows.

That's actually what I'm looking forward to the most. Mike and Rich sliding into depression as Trek is tortured in front of them.

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They literally just need to remaster it and replace the shitty cgi. No need to risk tainting another franchise.

You have a hopelessly naive view of what you do at a sex-club. Dudes have to bring a woman with them for a reason.

t.pervert

Tell me user. Tell me about your secret sex clubs.

Laughing at all you MRA Trek fans. Pathetic.

>the legend of the rangers

good fucking lord

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(You)

Mommy

What happens when you nut? Do you just sit around for 30 minutes waiting to go again? Looking around the room just checking the time?

ALL OF OUR DIKS

Yeah, the TV movies range from "not so good" to "ok". Crusade was only "ok". JMS has tried, but not succeeded in in really making anything else interesting. Some times dead is better.

>tfw no Jeri Ryan trains in your life time

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>Data's facelift
OH NO NO NO

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Looking forward to it more than season 3 of Discovery

So that girl is probably Lal right?

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it looks ok

I'm just curious to see how they are going to cover up Spiner's fat.

I fucking said it twice already.
Positive it is.

>picard
>data
>seven of nine
>borg

wow, they really desperate... and it still looks like total shit

fuck you kurtzman

Daily reminder

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I'm guessing either that or the daughter of the borg queen

I REMEMBER JERI RYAN.

Mainly that her ex-husband used to pass her around at weird sex clubs.

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>Bringing the Borg back
Lmfao mike and rich dying right now

She's Lal after being snatched & evolved by the Borg, after they failed to get Data.

No! It's time to do away with this white supremacist vision of the future and get some real diversity on the screen.

Basically everyone is nude (girls will put on panties for reasons) and drinks are expensive. There will be hot-tubs and saunas and you and your girl will be approached by old couples.

Unless its one of the new feminist ones in which case I hope you like feeling utterly mogged all night because men are vetted beforehand.

>secret

They're everywhere if you know where to look in a city.

More or less, you get a drink and talk at the bar with people. The guys there (no homo) are always interesting people and you share a sense of camaraderie.

I know it looks stupid, I know its probably going to have annoying politics in it but I marked out seeing 7 of 9 because all I want is an advancement of star trek past Voyager and this seems to be it so i'll watch it.

Data disassembled Lal. They never said what happened to her parts, so it could be. Either way it's going to be some hand wavey nostalgia tinted bullshit.

What happened to his lips

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fpsp

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Lower decks is going to be set right after Voyager as well.

That's not the original, that's Tard-Data from Nemesis.

She did not sound like 7 of 9 at all which is suspect and I wonder if that is more JJ Abrams timeline fuckery to change the character

Lal died in the very same episode she was created. She was then reincarnated a Lizzie Mcguires smoking hot mom

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this guy should play the new data, no joke.

Data looks so godawful holy shit

I bet he kept the pusy

She’s learned to connect more with her human side. People can change.

OH IS THAT THE GUY WHO PLAYED SHIT IN EMOJI MOVIE?

>picard
>data
>seven of nine
>borg

I would have been hyped as fuck about this... before the JJ Abrams Universe.

Such a shitshow.

Data's been slammin some delta quadrant porkchops

Looked identical to Data though
But looking at a recent photo of Brent Spiner he seems to have fallen for the botox meme

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He's like a million years old. I'm surprised they didn't just de-age CG him or even just make him fully digitized living in some kind of supercluster somewhere. You could do a lot about a Data that feels he's sufficiently explored what it is to be human (for now) to explore his technological side for a bit

Oh great that sounds like something I will not fucking watch. Psh....unreal

This, literaly logan

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>just a vehicle for some hot new chick and their team of woke space rogueistas
>tie-in cast member is from fucking VOYAGER
>picard's "engage" looks like patrick stewart half-heartedly saying a line for a Children in Need TV marathon
kill me now

Are they aware that the main point of Star Trek was exploration, meeting new things and chemistry between the crew? Not action and epic battles. They are confusin Star Wars with Star Trek. Fuck JJ Abrams for redefining the Star Trek into this Michael Bay Transformers tier shit.

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>family guy in space
Thanks but I’d rather die.

And where's Riker?

>ran trains
What does this mean?

Who wouldn't?

Kate Mulgrew lost a lot of weight I wonder if part of that was because she planned on being on this show

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>picard's "engage" looks like patrick stewart half-heartedly saying a line for a Children in Need TV marathon
kek I got the same vibe. He doesn't seem to be in character when he says it. Maybe it is intentional

One cock after another in rapid succession.

They got their Thomas the Tank Engine toys out and used her body as the train track

this. Also add in the first two movies

They also released a trailer for the next set of Star Trek Shorts

> Tribbles! Member them?

Fuck off, both of the first two were good.
First was just way too long.

>Did a woman being cast as a Borg on Star Trek lead to America electing the first nonwhite president? This one actually happened.

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Literally only soiboys like the liberal faggot fantasy of later Star Trek though

>picard's "engage" looks like patrick stewart half-heartedly saying a line for a Children in Need TV marathon

Yeah, why the hell did they use that take?

>putting seven of nine in baggy clothes
reeeeeee

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Where the fuck is the post-VOY tv series already?

not interested

no matter what fan service they come up with, im not interested in picards life after starfleet

that guy is banned in the US for like 10 years for using wrong visa, he's also generally blacklisted for posting videos and blogs hating gay people and feminists

Its a shame, because his work is immaculate

inb4 she's the federation president

I'm saying the first two movies are good and should be included with the original series

No, its modern entertanment industry that turned to shit. Boomers get original Lion King and Star Trek with Shatner or Pickard while zoomers swim in sewer full of remakes and SJW crap

What I get for kneejerking.

>not in a catsuit

What's even the point then

This looks like and has the same plot as Star Trek Renegades and none of those comparisons are good

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Everything about this show could be redeemed if she was in some Hannibal Lechter-style prison cell.

literally SNEED

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Farscape

FYI - I'm AM going to watch it... FOR FREE ONLINE

The will never squeeze one more red cent from my pocket for garbage like this.

The entertainment comes from watching them flailing about wasting their time and money at this point.

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There has been a lot of droopage in the last 20 years, do don't want to see that in a cat suit. Still entirely fuckable tho.

Based. Hire him this instant.

It amazes me that she can have 3 layers on and still have world class tits at 51

I feel the exact same way about Ep 9.
Desperate dumpster fires are always entertaining.

is patrick stewart just really bored? there's no way he needs money

The theory is he only did it because he has creative control and can force modern politics into it

>i'm still sexy at 50 lol rite guise
NO BITCH GO AWAY

Why can't they just let Star Trek die?

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>CAPTAIN, CITY SLICKERS ON THE STARBOARD BOW.
>AGAIN WITH THE CITY SLICKERS. MR. SNEED, GIVE ME FULL GUMMY BEARS!
>ITS NO GOOD, CAPTAIN, I CANNAE REACH THE FEED PANEL.

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he watched tng and wanted to play the character again

I'M GONNA SAY IT

Star Trek is for fags :)

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>3 layers on
>world class tits
aka "Gaffer's tape hidden by clothing".
Her tits are far too big to not be practically hanging to her belly button by 51.

Spiner is like 25 years older than he was in TNG, I'm surprised they dared to bring him back at all.
I'm sure there's some subtle CGI there but he still looks a little aged for an android.

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>Stereotypical swooping panaroma slow piano riff trailer shit that's become the modern equivalent of THIS SUMMER

Literally this. This is just pure nostalgia bait seething with shitty contemporary movie tropes and shitty editing. Nothing dies with grace anymore.

Renegades was stupid, but I do like the idea of a 140 year old Chekov

Is Riker in this?

Sometimes it still works.

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>MFW been following Mommy Ryan for years before her Picard cumback.

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They're still doing ok man

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Surprise

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Pre-Twitter time was a good time

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The edit in the trailer implies she's directly related to the Borg in some way - they say "she doesn't know what she is" and then cut to Borg cube straight away - but considering that the Borg have all that juicy Voyager time-travel BS going on it could be fucking anything.

She might be Lal from the past who has travelled to the future and will go deeper into the past again in an attempt to save Picard/Data/The Federation and end up becoming the Borg Queen.

>sets look absolutely nothing like any Trek from Picard's era
It's set 20 years later, why would they?
>Borg cube is blue
It's set 20 years later, they have new tech
>7 of 9 for some reason
Fair point, this seemed liked cheap fanservice, how do they even know each other?
>Brent Spiner
Are you even remotely suprised by this?

The real problem is that it really should be a show about a new crew that happens to have Picard in it, there's only so long a 70+ old guy can carry the title row in a show like this.

They just put a rubber Data mask on Brent Spiner. Which, to give credit where it's due, does make him look unhuman and robotic in an uncanny-valley kind of way. Still fuck this show.

HE LOOOOOOOOOOK
like an android

Her tits are fake and still look great.

They're for sure going to have time travel bullshit.

wew it's skully all over again

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When will this nightmare end?
I'm sick of seeing everything form my childhood turn into complete shit.

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>not even a bra
I stand corrected. An exception to the rule then.

Why is Data special if any old holodeck can produce intelligent, sentient lifeforms?

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It's not just Trek though, it everything. Rehashes and nostalia trips dominate the current media. Why do we long for the past so much Anons? Is it corporate planning (familiarity sells)? Or have we lost something along the way?

>Maybe somebody is rebuilding/looting the Borg cube?
It's the Romulans. In the "prison" scene you can see TNG-style regeneration alcoves in the background behind Romulan guards and there are RSE emblems on the walkways. Also the "no assimilations in x days" sign implies it's been under their control for at least 16 years, so this is probably where they got the shit from to start outfitting their ships with Borg tech in the stuff that was supposed to set up the creation of the JJverse.

A combination of feeling that Trek is in trouble again after the movie franchise tanked and nobody liked Discovery, and so needs all the help it can get, plus the usual desire to push propaganda via the media (immigrants this time).

Is that Data's QT daughter?

this looks fucking terrible

>When will this nightmare end?

when the revolution begins, brother. the only way to stop it is to destroy the capitalist machine that fuels it.

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This ride doesn't end, only the number of things you cared about do.

>Is it corporate planning
As Ralph Bakshi once said, it's all about "marquee value". If it's not a property that's already known & previously successful nobody with any real money wants to touch it.

God i want Expanse grandma to sit on me

STAR TREK IS CANCELLED

>It's set 20 years later, why would they?
You think that the entire style of their technology changed in 20 years, despite a broad aesthetic similarity all the way from the first episode of the original series until the end of Voyager?

Fuck off, you Discovery-watching dumbass.

perfectly accurate post, however

> refuse to believe anyone, not even redditors, actually buys into this festering cunt hole of a nu franchise

go on /r/startrek and it's a bunch of numales cumming their pants over THAT THING I RECOGNIZE, it's makes my blood boil

>If it's not a property that's already known & previously successful nobody with any real money wants to touch it.

Why was this different in the 60's - 80's?

He looks like he's had a bad reaction to a bee sting

Looks great.

oh god this looks horrible

all the 7of9 catsuit action cannot save this

Well my computer and telephone looked a lot different 20 years ago.

There weren't nearly as many previously proven successful properties to draw from, not to the level of post Star Wars stuff. Plus the whole idea of "reboots" hadn't been thought of yet.

Yes, he and Troi are both confirmed to appear.

Pre-any social media you mean. I miss the times when the internet wasn't mainstream, and sending messages to others through BBS felt like you were part of some underground network.

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>go on /r/startrek

no

Based and redpilled

>What happened to his lips
Forget his lips. My biggest problem is his damn eyes! They look so cheap. It's like someone went down to the local Spirit Halloween shop and got the 99 cents fake eyes package

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>Ralph Bakshi

So no one that has ever once had even the smallest sliver of success in his entire career and also single handidly killed big budget animated movies for a decade?

Yep, ill trust his advice.....

The truth is, you can literally make a show about Plumbers in Space, and as long as it's a compentently made production that provides entertainment, you will find success.

fucking based

Am I crazy or did Brent spiner die around a year ago? What the fuck

Following this logic you could argue that Shakespeare was responsible for Obama

>It's going to be promoting a positive pro-immigration message, which means glowing reviews no matter what.
And Trump will still get re-elected regardless. How much does that make you seethe on a scale of sneed to chuck?

Why is there a Vulkan samurai in the trailer?

>Trekkies are still tormented with JJ Ambram tier garbage nu-trek
I would laugh if this same didn't happen to Star Wars. We are all cucked.

DS9 aged much better than TNG. Next Gen aged like ass.

Proof me wrong.

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So is that JJ Trek prequel comic non canon? The one where Data is alive again?

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I won't even watch this shit trailer either

boycott CBS!

>retcon Data's death

This annoys me the most. Even though Seven is still hot.

>Vulcans are racists not wanting immigration
Fits with the interpretation of them from Star Trek Enterprise.

Romulan, not Vulcan. We've known about him since the casting information came out. The Romulans seem to have a massive Picard-boner in this, likely because he led the rescue mission after their sun blew the fuck up.

Riker has been assimilated by the Borg to infiltrate Starfleet for the collective, but he's dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks keep alerting security

>The real problem is that it really should be a show about a new crew that happens to have Picard in it, there's only so long a 70+ old guy can carry the title row in a show like this.
Now the question is do they kill him off the 1st season? I will guess not because his name is in the title.

I don't know how anyone can watch the trailers for this shit and not realise the absolute difference in tone between this and the comfy old Star Trek.

I think, if they ever managed to make a show that rekindled that old comfort in a new way, the distributing company would shit themselves over how the fuck they'd manage to sell it. You need to make a trailer that's like this, these days, otherwise people aren't going to realise they're watching a trailer, but you can't tart-up those old TNG episodes in that way - and, if you could, you'd be lying to your audience about the content and tone of the show.

So are they going to address the fucking Dominion War at all? Fuck off, Kurtzmann.

>white westeners create kino TV shows and films at a time when the West was still economically strong and more culturally cohesive
>decades of over-consumption and emphasis on constant growth has led to out-of-control immigration to the point where white people are quickly becoming a minority in many Western countries
>in order to keep up with changing consumer demographics, business executives are replacing whites with non-whites
>new non-white writers and producers can't create kino TV shows and films, all they can do is pander to minority identity politics and social justice issues because they secretly hate the white-male establishment which gave them their big break in the first place
>media companies therefore have to rely on nostalgia because nobody cares about the new shows they're making

If anyone has access to Sir John Glubb's book "Fate of Empires" you would see eerie similarities between the Age of Decadence and the current situation we find ourselves in now.

I have a vague remembrance that Shakespeare might have been the focal point on the creation of the Mirror Universe timeline, but I don't remember where I read about it.

THIS IS SO BAD BECAUSE OLD PICARD FROM THE TNG FINALE WAS ALREADY GODLIKE

TNG Finale
>bearded
>kinda demented
>overly enthuastic and impatient
>turbochad

Now
>basically old TNG Picard only cucked and weak

FUCK THIS

>Borg....again!!!!
>Seven implant looks like a a $2 Halloween sticker
>Data probably not a regular and only in one ep
>STD color scheme instead of the vibrant TNG one
>Borg

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more liberal shit i won't be watching. that's fine though: more time for me to buy up more guns and ammunition. by the time they realize what a terrible mistake they've made it'll be too late

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Bakshi was speaking about what all the companies wanted & were looking for, not what was "right", to Kricfalusi. Also Bakshi's lack of success had far more to do with him being fucking shit-eatingly insane & constantly wasted to a Hunter Thompson degree.

All 5 Trek captains are still alive.

They need to do a few episodes with them all in because Shatner ain't got long left.

It was First Contact in the novels wasn't it?

WHERE
IS
RYKER

Only thing that can save this trainwreck!

The bridge of whatever ship they're flying looks like utter horseshit. Shit lighting (hurr grim dark for drama), everything's black and super spacey like they're inside a fucking music hall or something.

Modern TV is fucking garbage. There's no hope left for this or the upcoming decade.

>Data returns, somehow, despite exploding in Nemesis

>Seven is acting too human, not at all like on Voyager

is this just "member tng, member voyager?" the show?

Vulcans have always been elitist, they are the elves of Star Trek.

honestly, Shatner will probably hit 100 at this point.

Mirror Phlox just mentions that Shakespeare's work was pretty similar in both timelines despite how different everything else turned out. It had nothing to do with the actual creation of the timeline.

Reveal at the end should have been Vash.

I don't think Shatner is the problem. I think Sisko is. Like that guy is off the grid now legit insane.

Chekov and Sulu are in the wrong seats.

>generic ass kicking girl with mysterious backstory who's super important and needs old man to protect her but not only because she doesn't know how cool she is yet

WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS SHIT? I FUCKING HATE THESE SHITTY YA WOMEN WRITERS

It's Whedon shit and I'm tired of it

>Ryker making an appearance on a half assed money grabbing Star Trek in name only show?
>That one's pure fiction

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I tickles my nostalgia nipples. Data got pudgy. I wonder if Picard sometimes opened the drawer where he keeps Data and looks at his dick.

I found the reference.
>On the other hand, in "Dark Mirror", by Diane Duane, is TNG mirror universe novel, Picard reads the mirror universe version of Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice". According to TV Tropes:
>In the Mirror Universe Shylock gets his pound of flesh because no one would really think you can really get a pound of flesh without shedding blood. They weigh it, it is too much, and they laughingly say he can take some of it back.

Mystery Girl is a secret Borg Queen.

This makes Voyager look like DS9. hehe

>I wonder if Picard sometimes opened the drawer where he keeps Data and looks at his dick
Yea Forums always asks the truly important questions.

They're real bruh.

They should have made a show right after Voyager. Make it a political thriller or something. The Federation has been infiltrated and the main character and his crew are given an off the record job of trying to find who the infiltrator is and he has to hurry before they steal all Voyagers secrets and tech from the delta quadrant. Make that for like 3 seasons would have been tight

I'll never forgive her for making Obama President, the little slut

How much airbrushing did they do to him? He looked older in Nemesis.

I am not shocked that the out of touch modern star trek writers will look to Voyager for characters to reference, the progressive show with the woman captain in their eyes. Expect Janeway to not only be in this but to be Picards adversary.

To be fair about Seven, she was spending time in the holodeck practicing to be less autistic during Voyager. On top of that I would think spending ~25 years in human society would probably make her more sociable.

this

Kek

White women age like fine wine.

No, I mean that Rodenberry was inspire by Forbidden Planet which is based on The Tempest then coupled with the snow ball effect from Jeri Ryan's ex being replaced by Obama, lead to No Shakespeare means no Obama

I have to think of the pyramids in Egypt. The oldest ones we know are also the most amazing and technically advanced. From there through the ages the building techniques and artistry gets worse and worse. It seems the art of construction got lost over time. And the Egyptians during this time knew this, writing about a greater time thousands of years before them, and that they were in a declining age.

I can't wait to watch action movie Picard and action movie Seven team up to stop borg Thanos from terraforming Earth

I miss 20+ episode dramas. They were much comfier and easier to watch than these newer 10-12 episode season binge-a-thons.

I'm sick of Action Movie Picard and Action Movie Trek. These writers and producers don't fucking get it and never will probably. JJ and all his proteges are fucking cancer.

We can't even make Time Travel jokes because it's inevitable there will be time travel since Star Trek abuses the shit out of it, especially Voyager.

I do have to say I did like the idea of the time police and wish they had a show.

You think things are bad now.
Imagine the glorious future, when they will pile crossovers on top of remakes.

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looks good actually
also
>looks like Borg are back on the menu boys

Sold. Please add more Gina Torres tho. lol

I miss the aesthetic of TNG

Plastic surgery and heavy make up help.

Still hot af, but just saying.

The dialogue is an abomination. Did they just reuse the Discovery writers and crew? It looks the same as that which is bad considering how poorly that show is doing.

These guys were the best thing in the movie.

Trotting out the Borg out of desperation for like the 18th time is not good actually.

Uh... they dug Stewart out of his grave, what did you expect?

>Trotting out the Borg out of desperation for like the 18th time is not good actually.
In their defense, when was the last time we have seen the borg actually? Enterprise right? How many years ago was that? I am shocked they had the self control not to use the borg in 3 of those JJ Abrams movies.

Picard the character has done more important things than fight the Borg. People would know this if they actually watched the show or were actual Star Trek fans.

it was implied at the end of nemesis that because of data's memory thingy he did with b4 that b4 could become data
seven becoming samantha makes sense based on everything that happened in voyager
not to say this shit won't suck

But uhh, didn't Voyager fuck over the networks that allow the Borg to transport around the universe in their final episode?

And now that is retconned?

I hope the show is about Picard leading his basedcrew into chadhood and basedness

>Data/B-4/Lore is fat
lol

>But uhh, didn't Voyager fuck over the networks that allow the Borg to transport around the universe in their final episode?
I believe it was said that was only one of their many networks

>JJ knowing anything about the non TOS shows

My waifu Seven is back

Looks good in all honesty, some people are really overreacting.

frakes is more likely to appear on the Orville as the ship's new chef

My concern isn't Picard/Data it's the nu-crew of hipster kids.

There is no excuse to not include a Q episode that brings back all the captains. If they do not do this, fuck them. I don't care if it's shameless fan service that could lead to a convoluted episode, they must do this.

I can see everyone agreeing to that but Avery Brooks. The Sisko is done with Trek.

its been 30 ish years.... data is not a real android.

She's had like 15 or 20 years to learn to be human again, give her a break.

Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, Archer, Pike? Anyone else I've missed?

based and insanitypilled

Reminder that Jeri Ryan is the reason Barack Obama became a senator, and later president. All because she was so hot.

The power. The beauty. The impact. The queen.

You missed the most important one you racist sexist.

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Good.

I'm actually liking the idea of exploring the romulans more, outside of muh cold war allegory.

She’s doing the Mirina Sirtis thing where she completely forgot her own characters speech patterns

Is he mental? Did I miss something? I thought it was just because Avery Brooks is a cunt.

thanks user, articulated perfectly

no he's just quite, quite mad

youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

No he’s just an eccentric dude. He still loves Trek but he considers it a part of his life that is over and doesn’t need to be reflected on anymore.

And that's a good thing. Original Troi was unbearable.

I still think he would be down for a cameo and thats all anyone wants.

Fucking lol

*sigh* ill watch it. trying to put poor spiner back in some kind of make up is really embarrassing.

Well it was their homeworld and the epicenter of the empire. If Earth got destroyed, the Federation would be shattered too.

It was only a couple of years ago she came back for Star Trek Online and she sounded like the same old Seven there. The thing is, that's even further in the future than Picard so it looks like its been overwritten.

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I think she goes to the same surgeon as Gillan Anderson.

agreed. they should have just done a comfy reunion series, maybe had picard have to broker an alliance with the borg and federation.

No. If anything it would mean that Vulcan, Andor and Tellar would have to put up with human refugees, not Qo'noS or Cardassia.

Argo fuck yourself

I thought people pretty much understood STO as non-canon? If Picard is a shaming success, except a lot of that to go out the window.

Hugh / Third of Five is back too.

your willy is small and smelly incel

Looks cool

>>sets look absolutely nothing like any Trek from Picard's era
>It's set 20 years later, why would they?
Maybe because we've already seen 20 years into the future. For example, here's the bridge of the USS Pasteur, from 25 years after the end of The Next Generation.

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Yeah, STO got Jeri Ryan to do 7 of 9's voice; same mommy

She isn't captain though is she?

>twitter.com/StarTrek/status/1152671148372480001
>Immediately introduces STRONG FEMALE LEAD
Dropped

I agree, it looks ok.
Also it seems Federation and Romulans are working together on the Borg technology

On a torrent site. Wait, you think you'll be getting money from anyone? Ahaha, that's cute!

>Hugh / Third of Five is back too.
where?

I wonder if they'll do a tie-in to Picard regardless. Bless their hearts, they're right now trying to pretend that STD is in the same timeline as TOS.

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ya im going to pirate it the fuck you mean?

Have you not been paying attention. Canon is no longer respected in any medium. Whatever fits the political message is what matters now.

Jonathan Del Arco was on the panel and he's in the cast list.

d&d

He's got my vote.

They will do one. It was even said a while back that the Picard writers were alraedy talking with the devs (likely about how much shit STO is going to have to change to fit in post-Picard).

Sure, it's certainly be a big issue, but it wouldn't be the end of everything as they're trying to make it out as. It'd be like NYC suddenly disappearing. It'd be a huge deal, but there'd be no legitimate reasons for people from Vermont to have to go to Canada as refugees.

Nope, SJWs took over DnD and Pathfinder too.

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But then, in Enterprise, they realized they'd fucked up the characterization of the vulcans so badly that they did a three-parter about it. Where like Archer gets possessed by the soul of Surak in order to reform the vulcans and make them less assholish.

fuck you talking about? thats like saying they took over SCP just because one SCP is a tranny.

Jesus, her tits have more polygons than her face

The Vulcans were fine in Enterprise. To them, humans were a lower species with good reason so they haven't proved themselves yet. It's like the way we view niggers but niggers have still yet to prove themselves

TNG is objectively better than the original series and disagreeing means your brain doesn't function properly.

>Women is strong and doesn't need a man
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT SINCE TOS WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU FUCKING CASUAL DILATE ALREADY

and of course there's a character who is the CHOSEN ONE and Picard will be her mentor or some shit. Because Star Trek always needs space jesus to save the day, right? It's not about problem solving and diplomacy, we need a Strong Woman who can punch bad guy really hard

also remember when Seven was a sincere portrayal of an autistic character who struggled to understand social cues but still interacted with normies and was respected by them? Fuck that, now she's "cured" and just acts like a generic action movie sidekick. Fuck you, nerds!

>text uses a "they" pronoun a few times
>oisegmhcakmcrblm,!!!!!!!!! THE ESSS JAY DUBBA YOUUUUss!!!!!!
go away quartering.

I really hate modern TV shows, the producers are hell bent on hiring ugly people to pad out the cast.

It's going to suck, and fuck

Remember when star trek was about a bright future where humanity no longer had wars and people would focus on becoming a better self?

Where will it place?

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Perhaps, but they were like that to everyone. It's sort of the focus of their arc with the andorians, that they just can't keep it in their pants. It's good at explaining why the humans had to lead the charge on the creation of the United Federation of Planets, but it was also a ridiculous flanderization of the vulcans.

>He's absolutely fucking going to die in it
yes
>& thet'll be the best part because that means it's over
The ship gets renamed to the USS Picard allowing the series to continue
How did you not see that coming

unironically true. DS9 was well written and had nuance but shit all over rodenberry's ideals "hurr, U hAvE 2 HaVe MoNeY?!!2 wUt r U 8?? LoL thE FeDeRaTiOn Iz DuMB!" and voyager was often a trainwrek.

this is gonna suck isn't it

Not gonna lie, I do appreciate that the Vulcans/Romulans in this have different haircuts, there's even a baldie Nero type. Seeing all Vulcans and Romulans in the TNG era having the same hairdo as Spock (except Tuvok) was tiresome.