A 5/10 movie

a 5/10 movie

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Alita is my girlfriend

no shes not

right. She's mine

Both of you can fuck off cause she was mine first

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>goes on a killing spree because of dead doggo
its fucking John Wick 2.0

Fair rating. It would have been much better without the cringe teenage "love" story.

No, she's mine.

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>cringe teenage "love" story

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>falls in love with the first boy she talks to outside of her home
epic story telling

>It would have been much better without the cringe teenage "love" story.
That was the whole point of that arc. It was supposed to be cringe.

Faggot

How's that hard to understand, she met him as he helped "save" her from the centurion at the beginning, they begin to talk and get to know one another.

They meet again, and they play some sport's, bonding further.

Then Hugo takes Alita to the church, which is semi important to have regarding the manga.
Then they go to a motorball game and have fun... ect... ect...

What more do you want? Its a superhero-esc movie, you shouldn't be expecting some romeo and juliet, ya daf cunt.

I dont want it at all

The movie is based off the first two volume's of the manga the 1st volume relies extremely heavily on Hugo being a character and basically revolves around Alita him and only a very small proportion around "grewishka" makaku, stop being stupid and trying to over criticize the movie.

Well if that's the only thing you didn't like, I think you may enjoy the sequel.

I don't even have to watch this shit to know that'll never come anywhere close to the Yea Forumsnime.

>over criticize
All I said was that I didnt like half the movie. No need to take it so personal, Alita is not your waifu

It falls flat in the movie because, at no point, does alita come off as innocent. She, at best, seems retarded.

Why is Alitas pedophilia overlooked?
300 to 16 is kind of a big gap.

>I sorri user
just the way you said you didn't want it at all, considering the first volume is basically just Hugo x Alita, and the movie only really references the 2nd volume with the Motorball stuff, she did.

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Fuck off, incel, I actually touched her

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>The movie is based off the first two volume's of the manga

This is a lie. Every arc and characterization in the movie comes from the first volume. Motorball is used only in a cursory, cosmetic fashion, to replace the throwaway gladiator battles from the first volume of the manga.

You make this excuse to justify how rushed the movie was, but the fact is, the movie barely has more actual content than the OVA, despite being 60 minutes longer than the OVA. The extra 60 minutes amounting to nothing but filler.

>16
You must know some funky 16 year old's.

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This. Overrated movie.

see mangafag

>edward norton adding himself to this movie but not wanting to stay in the MCU

what a complete moron

reminder that alita threads are made by discord trannies

sage

>MCU
Please tell me you're joking user

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There’s a lot to criticize in the movie though.

Absolutely fucking based

There is, there is in many movie. But not to the extent you seem to always take it to. Ofc Alita isn't a 10/10, barley any movies are. But it's a good WESTERN adaptation, of a good manga.

Most movies aren’t simultaneously rushed and padded out the ass. Also
>you

I don’t see you making literally every excuse in the book in defense of most movies.

The manga was notable for how unique it was, even compared to other manga. The movie went far out of its way to strip away any unique aspects of the manga.

Okay I really can't be bothered to argue with all three of you, so I ask you all to have sex, and that should clear out any problems you guys have.

It’s all me, so let loose.

>projecting

she’s my girlfriend you fucking niggers

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so what's the bluray aspect ratio?
is there gonna be 3D or 4K at IMAX ratio some day?

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Tough luck Zapan. Alita coming home with me tonight.

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There'd better be...

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They’re penny pinching. It’s badly cropped to fit on crappier bluray stock.

Open matte never, sequel never.

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There's an open matte digital... and a sequel incoming so wrong on both accounts

>you

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It got open matte on digital because that doesn’t cost extra. The Blu-ray’s are all cropped.