Confess Yea Forums

I'll start I've only seen one akira kurosawa film

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I dislike most movies that are made by David Lynch, Terry Gilliam or Woody Allen.

Was it rashomon? That's the only one i've seen

i confess that i love getting repeating digits at the end of my post

I don't get David Lynch

no seven samurai

I've seen two.

ayyyyyy

Which one?

>I've never seen an episode of GoT, but I used to hang out in the live threads on Yea Forums and pick up plot points through osmosis and lie about watching it so that I could talk with my coworkers and seem like a normie

i just come to this board cause it reminds me of Yea Forums when it was good, that and also the fact that im completely alone

BASED

checked

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Wes Anderson's films are mediocre, at best.

I've never seen any Alien film or Rocky film or Forrest Gump

never seen Citizen Kane or Forest Gump

big lebowski is shit mate, nothing to confess

I like the Hobbit trilogy and think it stands alongside the Lord of the Rings.

lebowski is the definition of plebbit anyway don't feel bad

holy based

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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Ive never seen a John Wick film and not because it doesn’t look good, but because redd*tors like it

I've never seen Drive, BR2049, or Alita: Battle Angel, but I still rabidly defend and meme them whenever i get the chance.

First one is a legit very good film. I recommend it.
Forget the others tho, at this point it's became just a cashgrab

I have watched evil dead 2 just over 300 times (over half those times with an ex-gf), but it still pretend I havent seen it so I can have an excuse to watch it with new people

I never watch arty kino ,its a load of sweaty bollocks
Hate capeshit too

I love Avatar but shit on it in every Avatar thread and have done for years,

You're not missing much with forrest gump.. its just tom hanks pretending to be a retard for 2.5 hours

>I have watched evil dead 2 just over 300 times
based

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watching with random normies
being this high on that spectrum

I love jumpscares

Seven Samurai was my first as well. Check out Ikiru or The Hidden Fortress next.

this opinion is wrong

I think 2001 sucks. its so up is own ass and boring.
also I think rearview window is a better movie than Vertigo and Psycho combined and easily the best Hitchcock movie

hate that one on a derset island too

I just pretend to know about movies but Im here just to troll the shit out.

Also because the SW drama

Birds an her getting stuck in the shower was cool

I get drunk while watching movies so fall asleep and never see the endings.
I then google the ending.

I saw my mum's butthole by accident once

alkie detected

thats pretty cool Bateman, but its nothing, check these

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I've never seen a whole TV show

yeah castaway sucks too
tbqh I actually just don't' like Tom Hanks, hes only serviceable when hes saved by a really really good script

was there a sharpie in poophole an have you any nude pics

he was great shooting that tiger with his colt

tv is mostly shit anyway with a few exceptions

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Sopranos was boring slow as shit melodrama not worthy of all its kudos what so ever

>not liking big
pleb taste

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I never rewatch movies, with a few rare exceptions.
There isn’t a single director of 4+ films I’ve seen the entire filmography of.

I've watched things just for the male nudity before.

I've seen other guys' assholes accidentally

I watched the entire Jennifer Lawrence filmography while gently stroking my winky.
not ejaculating, just slowly stroking.

>not liking The Royal Tenenbaums
Repent.

OG Star Wars are boring to watch. The fight scenes and costumes were silly. Also Mark Hamill cant act at all

FBI has been Informed

I hate Godard

Don’t watch citizen Kane

I watch shows made for teenaged girls because I enjoy watching the young girls in them.

waiting for Godot

Same here OP!
I’ve only seen 2 French films

Thats Nothing 99% of mutts have not seen that many

This is the most dad pilled post on this thread

i’m also a big fan of repeating digits

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I deliberately misspell words so people won’t know I’m phoneposting.

Father, I couldn't stop picking apart all the misinformation about nuclear radiation and acute radiation sickness in Chernobyl instead of just enjoying the bleak melancholy.

>phoneposting.

Eternal cringe

Dyatlov detected

>I’m phoneposting

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You can't get sick from touching someone with ARS reeeeeee

story please

I used to pronounce Akira as Acura until last year. I'm 28.

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You like repeating digits?

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Keks
even caring is the height of spergs

I actually liked The Seventh Seal, Gone with the Wind and Citizen Kane (although Touch of Evil was better) quite a bit, but don't say so for fear of being called pretentious.

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I know a girl with a kid named Acura but she pronounces the child’s name like Akira. Guess her ethnicity.

I have pissed myself many times as an adult.

>pretentious.
remember where you posting user Keks

hey stinky bet you popular at your day care centre

no

Keks have a good day user

My favourite director is Michael Bay and i dont give a shit about big name directors movie's like Fellini, Kurosaiwa etc.

I didn't enjoy two, but I liked the creativity in some of the kills for 3

I only watched the Harry Potter movies for the first time last week. I'm 31 years old.

The last Stanley Kubrick film I've seen was Barry Lyndon.

I always pay for 3 seats at the theater and I sit at the middle because I don't want anyone next to me

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based, me too

Which ones did you watch?

I refuse to watch any movie or TV show released after 1995.

I watched Citizen Kane for the first time a few weeks ago and it was actually very good.

My sister and I used to grope each other under a blanket while watching horror movies when we were younger. First time we did it was while watching Halloween 3.

>My sister and I used to grope each other under a blanket while watching horror movies when we were younger. First time we did it was while watching Halloween 3.

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I started fucking fat chicks for the meme and I can't stop

Here's a legitimately unpopular one
I like Breaking Bad more than The Sopranos and The Wire

>My sister and I used to grope each other under a blanket
are you a redneck or muslim?

>I started fucking fat chicks for the meme and I can't stop

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I'm probably the most mentally ill waifufaggot on this board.

Neither. We just grew up absentee and emotionally distant parents.

I'm only watching the last warsshit and them I'm done with Yea Forums that isn't Yea Forums forever

He was right for the role. A broody and pensive Luke Skywalker who came across as if he understood the seriousness of his situation in 4 and 5 or was any less brooding than he was in 6 would not have been Luke Skywalker.

My muscle tone isn't that good and I have a mullet but pretty much

Yea Forums hates women and thinks we're shallow/only interested in looks or money and it really hurts.
I'm no different than you. I'm not evil and I'm not a whore. I'm not a "powerful" feminist and I don't want you to suffer.
But nobody is willing to believe that.

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woman are more selective in the mating process it's biology so you're always gonna have more bitter men than woman

I'm attempting to build a time machine so I can send Eva Green back in time to molest me as a child.

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I get that, but personally I'm not selective at all. At times I feel like I got the short end of the stick for being a woman because there's a lot of misconceptions.
I wish this "war of the sexes" would stop but it's pretty clear that it will only get worse from now on.

I think only women and gay guys should watch arthouse

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how? is it a medical condition

>failing at greentext

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My friend lent me 40+ dollars over ten years ago to buy the seven samurai criterion DVD in the mall and I still haven't paid him back.

Despite seeing a huge amount of films, including those by Jean Renoir, somehow I've never gotten around to watching rules of the game.

posts this not as a joke ..
watching that *stolen* shit films .. Castrate self now an burn your eyes out ,
YOU DISGUSTING Faggot Cunt !!

>rearview window

THE LUBE DAHNALD

OK
get woke an see Real Life m8
that shit is so wrong on so many levels but I was 12yo an fucked my bong sisters m8 , who was 16 , an sheb spied on us , fingering .

I like it more than The Sopranos. I haven't watched The Wire yet, so I can't say for that one.

Thats my IRL wife kid , STOP that OK.

I don't really watch anything anymore. No movies, no shows. If I watch anything it's usually very selected and thought out.

Confess Yea Forums

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I don't get it

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Shit banter.

I haven't been to a movie theaters in 5 years. I've had a gift card for the one less than a mile away for at least 4 years, but I just don't want to go.

I'm pretty sure it was Friday the 13th, but we made out for the first time while watching that movie.

I think That's my boy (Adam Sandler) is a good movie, really funny and I enjoyed it

17 Hail Marys

WOW
THE FULL TIME PAID SHILLING HP TWATTER /FB /Social media ,
Cunts are here ..

SO lets run down ,
You screaming an Reeeeee ok

Your employer stole the HP from dead 1930s
THAT IS FACT ,

SHE SAY LONDON HIGH COURT ,
SHE STOLE THE HP

TUCK STUFF FROM HIM AN HIS BOOKS AN HP , I regret I never gave the surving families ALl DEAD any Kudos .

so she wrote an thought it all up herself STILL

Billionaire but wants asylums in Bong so we can Be kind .

she loads of Homes wont let those in cos she frightened how it will look when they destroy an we have to evict but ok council houses

do you want on this horrible cunt NEEDS talking too ..

This man is receiving communications via vibrations of his teeth.

it's an unfunny zoomer meme

This is horrifying

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Yeah But its ALL OPEN KNOWLEDGE she STOLE HP .. OK , High court /Newspapers paid not to say /report
NO TV NEWS SAYINg SHe STOLE HP BUT FACT ..

theres Mainstream them then TV news stopped reporting =shitting lawyers will sue ..

even so she will sue anyone ..

I keep at her twatter take me to court an she she Banned an hundred others she bans daily wont ~Go court she scammed a generation children ..she stole HP an admitted in High Court Dirty , she didnt give dead any monies fucking cunt .. !! btw how does you shill cunt life work is it , is it clicks on an get a £10 a day .. God I made you here as a top kek

It's a very clever joke; sneed's feed and seed rhymes. Now work out Chuck's with F and S

I download movies and then I don't watch them

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made you read shill keks

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Never seen a whole LOTR or Hobbit movie and don't feel the need. I've had enough of the fantasy elf bullshit playing computer games as a kid.

i love apu's so much

I like to bump threads from page 10 and then immediately close them

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Really fucking shit banter.

>I am a pleb.

FTFY.

I would happily fistfight any fan of Godard

I only watch shows/movies I've been an extra in anymore, which is about 4 or 5 a year.

i've been using positive/negative enforcment along with gas lighting to mold my wife to my ideal mate
my goal is to get her to the point where she'll ask for my permission to do basic things

I only ever phone post because all of my memes are on my phone

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Many people on this site are grown men with completely broken lives that either got out of bad divorces or have never had a gf. Don’t take what they say to heart.

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nah it's just envy
women have it easier in certain aspects of life so people will feel resentful for that
kind of like how feminists view men as evil because men they think men have it easier
a sort of grass is greener on the other side
at the end of the day you shouldn't let psyche get twisted by anonymous people on the internet
no one takes this shit seriously and the people who do take it seriously end up sad or mad