Name British films?

looks like someone left an uncooked turkey outside

State of that grass

you hate people who keep a tidy garden and children playing?

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The Full Monty

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>British "films"
Oh I am laffin

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cringe

FPBFP

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Don't like it you know where the door is

Simple as

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Local Hero, it makes me happy
Dead Mans Shoes, it makes me mad

>cringe
cringe

FOOKIN PAKI BASTARD

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Why are Poles so uninhibited when Poland is a very socially conservative country?

too real

whats the source

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Scum

where's ya tool

>Dog Soldiers
The UK's version of Predator. Squaddies versus werewolves, starring Lucius Vorenus of the 13th Legion
>28 Days Later
You know what it is. Danny Boyle's zombie horror that's so good you forget that it looks like a student film, has visible cameramen, and the third act doesn't really make sense
>Eden Lake
Chav horror, somewhere between the Hills Have Eyes and Friday the 13th
>Love Actually
The film your girlfriend always makes you watch at Christmas. If you had a girlfriend. See also: Bridget Jones's Diary
>Fish Tank
Oh fuck it sucks to be poor and schemie. Kind of like a dark reprise of Billie Elliot.
>The Full Monty
Regular blokes become strippers because they lose their job at the steel factory and need to pay for their kids. For the female version of this film watch Calendar Girls
>The Angel's Share
Highly underrated film. Scottish ned learns he has a knack for identifying whiskies and he and his mates come up with a plan to steal a ridiculously expensive single malt so he can escape his criminal environment with his family intact.
>Starter For 10
James Mcavoy does university challenge while also trying to do Alice Eve and Rebecca Hall
>State of Play (UK original)
It's a miniseries, technically, but it's way better than the US film version
>Trainspotting
This film's gettin' seen an' nae cunt leaves until every cunt's watched it

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worst country in the world desu

>Dog Soldiers
also Davos from GoT as the villain

sex is gross

>watch british film
>it's about how grim scotland/northern england is

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who's the worst football club

and who's the best

Worst: Chelsea
Best: Liverpool

Holy shit, you're right, and it's Sean Pertwee as the Sergeant too.

Name some good ones

never forget the 96 million

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WHITEBOI GIMME YU PUDPUD

Dead man's shoes.

you ya fucking cunt

Combined with op's post. Literally my experience today.

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Ealing Comedies
If
Straw Dogs
McVicar
A Taste of Honey
Kes
The Man Who Fell to Earth
The Games
Tommy
Look Back in Anger
Cathy Come Home
Tyrannosaur
10 Rillington Place
Elephant Man
Billy Liar
Zulu
Man Who Would Be King
Wicker Man
Angry Silence
A Clockwork Orange
Hammer Films
Dead Man Shoes
Withnail and I
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
The Railway Children
The Eagle is Landed
Loneliness of Long Distance Runner
Don’t Look Now
Raining Stones

is this a very common backyard for a specific area or just in general over there? seem to see these slim fenced off backyards a lot.

Snatch is the only good thing Guy Ritchie ever made.

Where the fence line is, the property is also divided inside, ie on the other side of the fence the building is another person's house

if...
Withnail and I
Italian Job
Get Carter
Alfie
Kes
Bridge on the River Kwai
39 Steps
Threads
The War Game
Submarine
Ghostwatch
Pink Floyd The Wall
Python films
Brazil
1984
Hammer Horror films

We really make some good stuff

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Yes of these houses built from the 40s to the 80s, they all look very similar. A lot are ex-council houses.

i really liked david thewlis in this... that said, what the fuck was the point of the landlord character? goofy shit

Deadmans Shoes

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fucking elephant

not him

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this was such a fucking slog to watch, holy shit. england must be a really fucking bleak place. paddy was good tho

>being this much of an ADHD zoomerkin

>dumbo thinks slog implies ADHD
it's just set in a disgustingly bleak place, makes you want to not watch it

thanks

Their society is getting drunk in an attempt to stave of the crippling depression whilst lashing out at anything

This is the best British film end of discussion

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Wee Geordie

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Not sure about that. I was a massive The Day Today, Brass Eye, Blue Jam fan when they all came out. Four Lions was good but somehow still a disappointment. I don't have great hopes for The Day Shall Come, to be honest.

Four Lions is incredibly over rated. There's only a handful of good jokes

Kino

Bump

then why do so many people want to have it?

Dredd.

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This unironically looks comfy as fuck

>tfw you'll never live in a house like this in a small english town

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Paddington.

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Kes

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Possum. If you like psychological thrillers.

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>Dead Man Shoes

my nigger

Really liked this movie, David Thewlis was great, but I find it hard to pinpoint the point of the movie, but maybe there was none...and that was the point.

Filth is 110% worth a watch if you haven't seen it before...

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All of Britain looks like that. It's a depressing country desu.

actually good

Black Narcissus.

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dat matte painting

Bongs are legitimate subhumans

Mom?
...Brother Chad?!

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Don't worry, brexit means the golden years are ahead

Flippin idiots

You're right, finally, a united Europe without the insidious undermining of the eternal Anglo. I wonder what wonders they'll accomplish. It'll suck to be in the third world shithole that once called itself Great Britain though

Why has no one mentioned the couple fucking on the ground?

RULE BRITTANIA
BRITTANIA RULES THE WAVES

OI ACHMED GTFO OUR OIL TANKERS YA CHEEKY NONCES

Three lions

Looks like a student pad to me.

Britain started it with seizing those ships at Malta. Iran did nothing wrong.

The Duellists.

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YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DUELLING, YOU APE!

Post the video.

fack of

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I absolutely recommend Quadrophenia & Scum if you get the chance.

why is that 13 year old drinking a beer

Any movies that capture this feel?

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Wot fahckin tool?

These people don't look white.

THIIIIIIIS FAAAAACKIN' TOOOOOOOOOL.

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He's a late bloomer

>take upper middle class actress who is easy to work with
>give her a council estate ponytail and Adidas trousers
>instant working class character!

AYE WELL WE'LL FACKIN FINISH IT TOO

Why do the british love bleak and brutal architecture? Does it reflect your upbringing and morals?

I remember this video.
The is guy balls deep in that slampig eurotrash that he calls a wife.

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This film was really good but depressing as fuck.

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>THis is considered delicious food in UK

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I doubt even 0.1% of the population eat jellied eels on a regular basis.

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London, not the UK.

East Asians love that shit
No one eats that shit in Londonistan now

I don't get why so many people want to come to this country, especially the cities
All I want to do is get out

Nice blog, faggot.

>Adidas trousers
>Clearly says Nike

He's right however. It's shit

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>Jannies nuke based posts
>leave this one up
Lads let us go on a hunt for the janny...

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Golden Voyage of Sinbad.

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The role that Tom Baker Doctor Who

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Carry On Nurse
Carry On Doctor
Carry On Cleo
Carry On Behind
Carry On Jack
Carry On Don't Lose Your Head
Carry On Follow That Camel
Carry On Regardless
Carry On Loving
Carry On Up the Khyber
Carry on Screaming
Carry On Girls
Carry On Matron
Carry On Camping
Carry On at Your Convenience
Carry On Dick

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Why is everything filmed in Sheffield so fucking kino?

Spicy for this board
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That car scene gave my young self a right hard stonker

Any working class kinos?

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>2009
Fuck where's the time gone? we had alot threads about this when it came out, i want to go back.

based sean bean

B A S E D.

whats that one with sarcastic humour and they have bad teeth

Would honestly rather be in hell getting violated daily by the devil himself

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Bend It Like Beckham

Most of the Sharpe television movies are good.

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?

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Hellraiser.

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>So what do you do? You freeze, and your life doesn't flash before you because you're too fucking scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face

Why could Guy Ritchie not make this stuff forever instead of King Arthur

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?

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Did they care that their neighbors windows looked right into their backyard? I mean you have to see your neighbors almost every day, especially in a row house neighborhood

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Sweet sixteen

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looks like a triforce

that ass is gross

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Licence to Kill.

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Good films.

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get carter
alfie
performance
this film would be nearly perfect if it never cut away from johnny. landlord was goofy and i honestly never cared about what the girls were doing in the apartment.

[duran duran intensifies]

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Shallow gene pool, init.

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Shame (2011).

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Band of Outsiders