JAMIE

has any guest ever dared to make an anti-DMT statement in his presence?

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Honestly wonder what their relationship is like, whenever a guest on the podcast asks how many daughters Joe has he always says two (referring to his two white biological daughters) and never the stepdaughter. Hell I don't think he's ever mentioned her at all.

yeah on the episode where he interviews an Annunaki and he told Joe that DMT sends your soul to another dimension where you get buttraped by demons

you think he hates his black step daughter?

Nah. She might hate him though.

She's a full on slut, so probably never been close at all.

haha source?

Not in front of him. Closest was Alex Jones who went on this nutty rant about DMT.
youtube.com/watch?v=JyOYlsuy2dE

You don't need to ask him for a source, just look at her fucking insta it's obvious

redban pull that up

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Peak Dickhead Rogan is when he had a scientist on the podcast who talked about how he took his autistic daughter to some fast food joint once per week because she really liked it and Joe just laid into him about his diet and told him to stop being fat.

Like the weed issue I can understand because being a stoner is half of Joe's life, but he was just being an absolute dick to that guy for no reason at all.

>mmmm

>yeah... that's fucking crazy man

then sympathizes with an mma guy that was bullied as a kid

whenever joe says this he instantly changes subject because he doesn't give a shit about what the other guy is saying

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It's 100% his go-to "that's nice but I'm about to start rambling" move.

>DUDE MAGNETIC ROADS AND CARS

>yeah that's crazy did you hear they found DMT on Mars omg jamie pull that up?

gang gang bruh

>DUDE A.I.

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>travis barker episode
>"you're right joe weed isn't addictive at all"
>"anyway this one time I taped a few bags to my legs to sneak it through the airport"

It's weird how Joe is self-aware enough to point that a lot of things considered non-addictive, like fast food or soda, can be addictive and have comparable effects in terms of health to things like hard drugs/tobacco, but not be able to apply his own logic to his insanely obvious weed addiction.

Joe Rogans entire being condensed in 19 seconds.
youtu.be/BKrf7mX_R6M

When he is on JRE it feels like Joe doesn't even know what comedy is

bro he can quit any time and never smoke again if he actually wanted to, Jamie pull up that article about weed curing the blind

>you think he hates his black step daughter?

shit, I hate my stepdaughter

perfection

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Anyone remember the episode where some guy is showing Joe this dumbass UFO video and white he takes his headphones off you can hear Joe and Jamie laughing at him?

kek

It’s like addicts do mental gymnastics to justify their addictions. That and he probably doesn’t want to look weak by admitting to having an addiction.

theo's funny but he's also a stone cold moron

youtube.com/watch?v=DWK_iYBl8cA

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Theo is a rich european (literally a Polish aristocrat, from a family that still owns palaces and castles in Poland) who's playing at being a white trash redneck. It's fucking amazing that it's working.

>Jamie pull up that study about short, bald men being the next step of evolution

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My impression of polacks is that even the geniuses seem like doofuses if you don't know otherwise. For some reason they just don't seem very sharp in casual conversation.

*lies*

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so i told dis bitch, "let me eat ya monkey", i sweah joe rogan *wet cough*

>father born in 1910

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you can't just post something like this without providing some sauce user

This dude really trying his hardest to act gangster.

yes, 2 more hours of asthmatic wheezing please.

>guest tells a hearbreaking story where he almost died in an underwater cave
>was writting a farewell letter to his wife and children before by some miracle getting out of there
>DUDE CAVES? yeah I know caves
>Jaime pull up a picture of a cave

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Proof?

"now this is tha 'onest tah god truth here Joe Rogan, I swear on my mothas life" *lies*

or just a
>"wow that's crazy"

why does this fat fuck always wear jujitsu branded clothes? Is he actually involved in it or is he just sucking up to Joe's fight fetish?

>yeah imagine if a chimp was stuck in there he would go crazy

What should you say if somebody told you a story like that?

>"I actually used to have a bit about caves"
>"Isn't it crazy how the art of standup comedy reflects real things in our lives?"

Enforced monogamy is already a thing, it just means people think it's shitty to cheat; old gay dudes banging little boys is just English public school, television and government; trannies choke themselves all the time, what's the difference. Being vegan actually destroys the environment and weed LITERALLY cures cancer

>whispers into the mic so you need to double your volume to hear
>need to turn it back down when Joe talks

They should tell this guy to fucking speak up or even out their voice volumes post edit

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Pretty sure he's a blue belt

this is what he says when he doesn't know what side his guest his on to dick ride

Imagine his disgusting sweaty body on top of you during sparring

>Joe Rogan, lemme tell you somthin dawg...

>caves are kind of like isolation tanks right?

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It's actually white but turned blue because of pulmonary edema.

That's why you get good at open guard and sweeps

>so im riding the train and these two motherfuckers start fighting on the roof

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In real life, building a pad of fat over the muscle is common body conditioning because it prevents muscles from spasming when hit. It's why backyard fighters tend to be a little chunkier. Fat over heavy muscle is the ideal fighting body.