What really happened in Lisa's Story?
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I don't know?
Nth for Danys beautiful new world!
is this sarah conner
Yes
if your goal is to protect her, then yes
They broke my baby:(
>show doesn't with the mad queen on the throne with a baby in her hands surrounded by three fully grown dragons
And yet GRRM supposedly is a targfag.
She's sad because her phone sucks
>My name is Emilia Clarke and welcome to the SMOL show
KINGSLAYER! GET IN HERE! We're telling incest stories.
Mine was some bastard boy over the high seas from Dragonstone. My dragon took a spear so I was on ship, sailing over the waves. He came knocking for me, this dumb Northern lad, thinking he could further the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to the bed, GODS, I WAS HOT THEN. Caved in his pelvic bone, probably crushed every spermling he had. Got up over him, his fat pink mast straight in the air. Before I brought myself down on him, he shouted "WAIT! WAIT!"
>chuckles
They never tell you how they all jizz themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Now the Targaryens are extinct, unlike everyone else. He could have lingered in my bed like a smart boy and today his wife would be making him happy, his sons would be dragons and he wouldn't have to wake three times in the night to piss into the snow, NEW EPISODE!!!
Sexually assaulted, only a brainlet would not understand.
She looks like she stinks
God i love her expressions
Emilia is NOT cute.
Nah, i'm thinking she's cute
Can you provide a proof?
She looks like she smells like strawberries and cinnamon.
Lou a cute
She's part indian so maybe you're right
>George: Show Jon will drive a dagger into daenerys heart, the blast will be magnified and will enter other dimensions
>George: It will not only destroy this reality but every reality across space and time. I have already seen it happen
>Book Jon: If this has already happened, how are we standing here?
>George: When the destruction reached my home dimension, I used all of my powers to roll back time, it tasked me to the extreme
>George: We are now in that show's past, Show Jon has not killed the queen yet, you must stop them
>Book Jon: Don't you transcend time? just go back to the past and prevent any of this from happening
>George: Although Arya and I are beings who can pass through different realities we are powerles-- *George collapses*
>Arya: We cannot stay in this one reality to keep anything we change stable, it takes all these books for us to remain in your dimension for as long as we have and once we leave, it would be as if we had never been here at all
>Arya: George has decided that Jons from other realities would have to find a way to stop this one, in other words only he could stop himself
>George: Arya traveled to your dimensions to prepare you for this task
>Arya: You were all tested but only one of you proved to be a king...
PJs
Lisa=Louisa btw
I'M ABOUT TO EMILIAPILL THIS user
WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>she will literally never be my gf
she does take a shower and a bath every day
George wants Jon to meet and fall and love with Dany, but there are two books left and Dany is still in Essos. The ending will never come out. Even if The Winds of Winter comes out, Jon and Dany will never meet. There are also a dozen useless POV's that he needs to spend time on. No wonder George is having so much trouble.
Wait, are you telling me Lisa's Story is a Me Before You prequel?
So comfy
>George collapses but keeps talking
Kek
Emilia’s had everything planned for decades. i cant release anymore information here.
>low res version
She doesn't mind farting, so she might be a bit stinky from time-to-time. It's those pajeet genes in action.
What Emilia told you Kit
She's not cute, she's adorable.
>When you tell her you didn't like Dany until s7
Another deleted scene? I don't remember this in the movie.
CIA PSYOP!
only because dany was nothing like emilia until s7
>when you tell her you've loved her since the first time you saw her
It's not my fault Essos was boring. Also, Dany meeting Jon was pure kino. Too bad it didn't happen earlier.
>but then you tell her that's because you started watching on S7
>when you ask her about got sex scenes
At this point I'm willing to believe anything. She's too good to be true.
HE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
>when reporters ask about GoT nude scenes, but Chad-user interrupts with a question about Me Before You
She's no doubt harboring a deep, dark secret that will crush us all when we find out.
E M I L I A-C L A R K E IS A CIA PSYOP UNDER PROJECT MK ULTRA TO KEEP YOU IN YOUR CONDITIONING DO NOT TRUST THE WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN E M I L I A IRL? THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S CGI IT WAS ALWAYS A CIA PROJECT.
>Thursday, October 28, 2010; 9:06 PM
>The disclosure Thursday that intelligence spending had risen to $80.1 billion, an increase of nearly 7 percent over the year before and a record high, led to immediate calls for fiscal restraint on Capitol Hill
CIA BUDGET SPIKES ON EMILIA PROJECT VERY DAY SHE IS CHOSEN FOR GOT
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DO NOT TRUST THE WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS
DO NOT TRUST THE WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS
DO NOT TRUST THE WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS
>obsessed with Jon being stabbed in the heart
>is stabbed in the heart herself by Jon
GODDAMMIT! Where's Kinvara? We need to fix this.
I'm sure she'd understand they forced her to not emote until then
based trips, fuck D&D
this scene was so hot, if i was jon i would have fucked her right away
He didn't wanted it
>(((Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke)))
>Jon arrives at Dragonstone just in time to see Varys executed, then ignores Dany until the Kings Landing battle begins.
WTF
It's so strange that the audience was supposed to feel bad about that. Varys committed treason. Jon didn't even apologize for causing all this. He also didn't care that his dragon died, despite feeling sorry about Viserion's death last season.
What is up with this Jewish writing?
Ok. I hate Emilia Clarke now.
>tfw stuck with boring hazel eyes
shes so soft and delicate
i didnt feel bad for varys, all i wanted was Tyrion and sansa to get the same treatment
Lmao you pathetic incel she looks like a teenage boy
YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT IN HIGH RES
One less competitor based
I would've killed varys already
And redpilled too as he's probably a fag.
>she looks like a teenage boy
Why didn't Jon just give his cute aunt a hug? Or help her burn filthy peasants?
imagine not wanting to live out your days in the english countryside with Euphemia Rose and your little sproglets
>you catch Lou wearing your clothes
>she gives you this look
>wat do?
I didn't know what the fuck the point of it all was in the end. Are we supposed to feel bad for Jon? He literally set things off by being stupid as fuck, I mean he made Ned look really smart in comparison. There isn't any point where his character seems to be in tune with any of the events until it was far too late.
because goerge and d & d are oy veys that hate pure white people. they even put fascist style themes in a world with absolute monarchy...
Jon's a literal retard in season 8. If he never wanted to be King (or King-Consort), he shouldn't have courted the goddamn Queen. The writing makes no sense. Why would Jon be turned off by incest? Starks married uncle to niece on two separate occasions and both of Jon's parents are products of incest. I hate D&D and GRRM.
I want to hug and kiss her cheeks.
Also, sex.
Ned Stark would've done the opposite of what Jon did
Only after marriage, fren... and only for the purpose of procreation.
I would force myself on Lou and trigger her into a panic state
delet this
no
based
>only for the purpose of procreation
What if I want to please her?
if emilia and i were married, we would never leave the bedroom.
Based and redpilled.
Agreed, she's EXTREMELY CUTE
>I really hope that he just nods slowly and goes, ‘Damned right’,” he says, doing a mock-leer. “Something really horribly inappropriate, and you find out Jon’s had a really sick mind the whole time.
Poor guy
>that beta in the red cap
>Rhaegar: Your journey has come to an end, Aegon
>Jon: I shouldn't have tried to push away my Targaryen side. My strength is accepting it, accepting dany, accepting you
>Rhaegar: You honor me. A father's pride cannot be measured in words, but know that I am proud of you, son.
>Jon: You have no idea how long I've waited to hear you say that.
>Rhaegar: You have been down a long road, Aegon, one paved with difficult trials. Those trials are behind you now. Any father can only hope that he is one day humbled by the feats of his son. But it is your soul, Aegon, of which I am most proud. You and you alone possess the courage, the determination, and the compassion that will be required of you to lift the darkness from Westeros
>*Targaryen armor rises up beneath the throne*
>Rhaegar: I ask you to remember one thing. Your abilities may be of my blood, but it is your time in Winterfell and Castle Black, with Ned and Ghost and all the people there, that made you a hero, Aegon.
Jon turns around and sees Ned holding the armor
>Ned: Always hold on to Winterfell!
Jon puts on the armor, mounts Rhaegal and goes to the fight the Others
>i marry Emil-.. err.. Daenerys i mean
Yup
The incest was ours by right.
I would've massage her little feet if I were there.
we can still get this ending fren, someone will just need to threaten goerge into changing his shit ending
We're not going to get any ending.
did the "cutest psycho" poster finally give up?
pic related is now canon
i saw this in the deleted scenes too which is weird because i couldve swore in was in the movie when i first watched it
Genuinely not bad. For fuck sake.
I miss him
why do I have the feeling that the first moment I see emilia in that movie, I'll self-insert as the crippled guy and be angry that I can't use my dick?
>Jon embracing being a Targaryen
Hahaha. That would be satisfying and it would fulfill years of foreshadowing. We can't have that.
Is she a amazon? Look how shes towering this absolute chad
poor boy
SHES SO PURE AND HAPPY I JUST WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER
I have no idea how he even felt about all of it. He just didn’t care about his biological parents or that he isn’t a bastard, or really any of it apart from eww incest.
Bizarro world lelf
So I’m not sure I want to see a MBY sequel, lads. The whole point of the movie was the relationship between Will and Lou. I don’t know if a movie with just Lou would work. Plus, do we really want to see her suffer again by getting crippled?
Ye I kinda don’t want it. All I’d watch it for is Emilia,but it’s like, the first one had a pretty solid end and you can fill in the blanks.
I want to see more Lou, but i'm sure that a sequel would enter in the "Movies That Really Didn’t Need A Sequel" list so better not
What if the sequel is about a neet who meets Lou and she changes his life but it doesn't work out for whatever reason? Like the whole series is just each film passing the baton to a new character each time?
I want to play charades too...
Maybe we can commission Emilia to just wear cutesy outfits and run around pretending to be Lou in public. We’ll get Omaze on board and partner it with SameYou for a donation drive.
So CUTE
Jimmy Fallon was such a cuck there. He locked hands with her instead of giving her a chad embrace when they won a round together. Pussy.
Jon had one line about people not being made up by their house words, and acknowledges that his house words are also Fire And Blood. Outside of that and "You're my queen," and "I don't want it," that's all the reflecting he does.
It's laziness and bad writing.
>daenerys is supposed to be the villain in the end
>more people root for her now
what did D&D and GRRM mean by this?
No one believed the sudden heel-turn, and Emilia made her too likable to play the villan.
>7 seasons of building up a sympathetic hero who liberates slaves and wants to bring an end to tyranny
>lol she is an unsympathetic and irredeemable villain now and everyone hates her and she should die for the good of the realm
>everyone hates her after she sacrificed almost everything to protect the north
BRAVO DABID
She's still beautiful and cute looking all beat up. Not even kidding.
>That smile at the end
I think that se will make another Omaze contest for Last Christmas
Her turn was healing from the pain of that season
OUT OF MY WAY NEGROES, THIS CONTEST ALREADY HAS A WINNER
>BRAVO DABID
Sansafags and starkfags also deny she did anything for the north because Arya nothin personeled the NK and therefore she was useless.
First of all, GRRM's ending is shit and he has no idea how to get to it (he's also going to die before the last book ever comes out. Second, D&D are complete hacks who knew since 2013 that Dany was supposed to turn bad, but still fucked it up. They made her Jon's perfect waifu and hinted that they would have a baby, then said, "Nah, let's forget about all that."
I’ll have to get a female friend to pose as my gf so I don’t immediately get filtered out, then spend the entire evening ignoring her and talking to Emilia. She will no doubt be unable to resist my charns.
>Sansafags and starkfags also deny she did anything for the north because Arya nothin personeled the NK and therefore she was useless
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Yea no shit. Talk with a starkfags irl and see how far you can get before ragequitting.
>Men and women sacrificing and dying on the frontlines defending your homeland don't matter because Arya killed the night king
Not a shred of honour
>expecting honour from the people who cheered LF's death scene despite it being against literally every value they flaunt
Robb was the last of the Starks.
There are a lot of them
>ywn find before-fame Emilia being Snow White in your little cousin party
>ywn find before-fame Emilia being a waitress in some random bar
>ywn find before-fame Emilia working on the museum
Why even live
Starks are treacherous. Jon should have personally executed Sansa.
This will be my motivation to invent the world’s first time machine and go back to 2010 to meet her at drama school and win her heart before she even gets famous.
>pretending to be Lou in public
She already does that on a daily
Pasta!
A GAME OF WHAT NOW
>user, burn peasants with me?
Yes or no?
Ok, this is an Emilia thread and I don't want to derail it so spoilers and a cute pic to pay for off topic.
Argue with starkfag irl. He starts throwing their meme phrases around. Ok, why did the honourable northmen start pillaging and raping worse than the Dothraki when in KL? Wasn't this what the Lannisters did? And he says: the queen attacking influenced them. THE QUEEN ATTACKING INFLUENCED THEM! It's never their fucking fault, they are always good and honourable and when they're not it's somebody else's fault! Jesus Christ that dude nearly gave me an aneurism.
>they are always good and honourable
Funny because Ned and arguably Robb were the only, literally the only Starks with the honor autism
Hard yes.
Woman in blue
Woman in green
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Damn guys i found her flaw, she's a fucking racist bigot. Emilia Clarke is CANCELED
EH EH
Woman in pink
Woman in black leather
Woman in black
I loved that she did it I just hates that she died.
Woman in red
Imagine a Emilia harem
Starkfags are
>people who like the Starks just because they are the protagonists
>people who like the Starks just because they like wolves
>people who like Starks because Da Norf Skyrim autism
>people who cheered at LF's death scene
>people who cheered at NK's death scene
>people who actually wanted Arya to kill Cersei and Daenerys
>people who turned on Daenerys because Dnd told them so
I had the displeasure to deal with quite a few of them irl and they are exceptionally delusional. Funnily enough they hated the finale too despite every Stark getting everything he wanted because apparently Bran isn't a Stark anymore and Arya was preferable. God I hate those people.
Woman in wine red
She should have burned down Westeros and Jon should have helped. That would make up for Jaime being killed by bricks.
tl;dr starkfags are cancerous normies
>I love de pasta!
>and I love de pizza!
Does she has a chance bros?
Woman in purple
>wohman
>listening to bob marley
How did she get away with it
I lost it when she started doing the Jamaican cab driver.
>crucifying slaver bad
>feeding a man alive to dogs good
>chopping up a man's children and feeding them to him good
Thanks for the morality lesson, D&D.
Woman in... paint splatter.....?
Woman in red 2, also
>callie from the valley
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Her face is so god damn intoxicating
>ywn laugh making her laugh making you laugh more and making her laugh even more
Enchanting eyes!
I love the smell of burnt Lannisters in the morning.
>halo on Davos' head
Sometimes it's the little things.
Did she get bullied up until drama school?
Who could? And who would allow it?
>he doesn't know
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F**** bullies
She used to get picked off because of her eyebrows
>bullying this
What the actual fuck
BURN THEM ALL!
Turns out people don't like moralized to by your shittily written tits and dragons show, it just makes them go back and look at all the hypocritical and contradictory writing. Grrm's going for Shakespeare, and d&d could never hope to come close to achieving that so they went another way and it failed
>Grrm's going for Shakespeare,
kek. GRRM wants to deconstruct The Lord of The Rings, but his ending will never come out.
Idk about deconstructing LOTR maybe just with bran being king, Sam writing a history book isn't happening in the books that's a joke, you might think he's overrated but Martin's a pretty good writer man when he's actually writing at least
>When the sun has set, no candle can replace it
>almost 33yo
>Yea Forums told me this is too old
Yea Forums told alot of things. That she was fat, ugly, old, a bad actress, etc. Probably some seething roasties
>look at all the hypocritical and contradictory writing
But the ending George wants is full of this too
Time to close my eyes, bros. Goodnight.
I love her, lads.
>Yea Forums said this was fat
gn bro
Emilia was made for bullying.
Sleep well
Bran being King is retarded. GRRM also gave his self-insert the only happy ending romantically. He fucked up after A Storm of Swords, and his books are now unmanageable.
You shut your goddamned mouth.
No, only playful banter
Yeah, I don't think so
Anyone else here wants to bully her so hard until she starts crying?
You don't know that until the books come out. No one complains about Robb dying, or theon being character assassinated, cause stuff like that was well written, everything season 5 on, wasn't
No, but i do want to make her laugh until she starts crying
You monster
Theon was always a cunt and The War of The Five Kings was contrived bullshit that let the Lannisters win. Renly was taken out by a Shadow Baby Deus Ex Machina, for christsakes.
The very premises and concept of the ending is shit no matter what or how it's written. Bran CANNOT be king in any sense that doesn't violate that world, realism, history, tropes and suspension of disbelief
>THE MOAR SHE DRANK!!!
He's a preteen tree wizard who worships the wrong gods and has no Targaryen blood. Nobody is ever electing him king.
>not using the superior version
Fix'd version
No one says it's perfect but it's better than the trash d&d put out, there's plot holes and contrivances like the shadow baby, jeor longclaw, lots of other stuff, it's not enough to destroy the whole thing though, every fiction has some plot holes and contrivance
I'd prefer hand bran if that has to happen yeah I won't defend that
It's obviously entertaining, but GRRM is not a perfect writer and he doesn't know how to get to his ending. ASOIAF is the biggest case of bluebells I have ever experienced.
He can take that nihilistic trash and shove it up his fat ass. Hell will freeze over before I drop anything I’ll be reading in the future for his works. I couldn’t care less about Mememoon.
Not him but George uses contrivance so often to move the plot that it's ridiculous. Like Varys' entire plan and motivation falls apart with the slightest logic as does Littlefinger's.
For example, the very concept of Varys switching out the kid in the time after he was telling Aerys to not let Tywin in, then Robert lets him live, keep his position and happens to be a shit enough ruler meanwhile Dany and Viserys survive on their own, for the stage to be set up for fAegon to invade
Littlefinger is trying to marry Sansa to Harry, knowing that she's already married. And Tyrion happens not to kill or expose him for lying to Cat
His books were so convoluted that he relied on his own fans to help him keep track of what HE wrote. 3000 pages will not be enough to end this story.
>I only know she was the one thing I ever wanted. Someone took her away from me, and seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fAegon is the biggest plot device I have ever seen. George realized at the last minute that Mad Queen Dany couldn't happen any other way, so he put in fAegon.
The difference is asoiaf has plot holes got is just a string of plot islands
Don't forget his other plan to drive her mad consists of isolation, hallucinating and shitting herself in the Dothraki Sea, lol I think I'll choose Fire and Blood now please. Very eventful trip apparently, the kind to completely change your mind on
The difference is that people still view ASOIAF as "realistic," when it isn't in any way, shape or form.
Someone explain this sweater
Rocket ship
Brain damage
And that's a good thing
>she blinked when she clapped her hands
poor Emilia a woman denied her sproglets
People defend this shit solely because George wrote it. How is Dany supposed to even go to Westeros, kill fAegon, fight The Others and fall in love with Jon in the span of two books? She hasn't even left Meereen yet. If the solution is an extra book, then the ending will definitely never come out. There are also two dozen other POV's that George has to entertain.
She also flinches every time she fires a gun in Terminator.
where is this from
at least it would lead to the people immediately realizing the st*rk menace and exterminating all of those little shits once and for all. the north is basically depopulated anyway and bran has no powerbase
she just wants what is best in life
>tfw dreamt i was at the game of thrones wrap party and emilia was really sad it was over and i was really sad because i knew it was the last time id see her :(
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>ywn go to the range with emilia and make her shoot guns bigger than her
she's very smol in comparison
No flinching at the end
That's CG
that couldn't possibly be true
>stabbing this
Yep, that's believable.
>leaving this alone after winning basically ragnarok
In all fairness, she was hoarding all the coffee.
>drives drunk in your path
I think even they may be surprised at the lack of interest towards more GoT crap. I have no desire to get invested in one of your stories again if you just going to shit all over it for an ending
She's clearly drunk or high in this movie, just watch how she don't pay attention and twist the spoon
She's just autistic
she cute
Probably sniffed high doses of CUTENESS
>not attempting to comfort her
You blew it.
Any les stuff?
The next series about this guy. Let that sink in.
She’s just absent-minded.
Hate to say it lads, but she's probably in love with Kit Harington. Just give up.
Kit, the rehab worked?
SHI FESERVAH TO BE FRIE
What about season 9
MAH FAVAH WUZ A REEL BESTORD
if its just dany incinerating impure unbelievers to epic and uplifting music, then yes
If there's a baby, I am all for it.
I'll only watch S9 if in the trailer, we see Kinvara and then Dany's eyes the end of it.
It would actually be pretty simple to sell Bran as a nonhuman/children agent trying to kill everyone thus requiring Dany to save humanity once again. yes im aware this will never happen
>If there's a baby
john killed the last one so i doubt it
And Jon regretting everything of course, i'm sure Kit hated the ending as well and i want to play Jon Snow again
They could always live on together as fire wights.
Why not just spend your time expanding the Pompeii or Brimstone cinematic universe bro?
Go to bed, Kit.
Because i died in both of those duh
I have a feeling that resurrected Dany is no longer in love with Jon
This pictures has shooted in the exact moment that Emilia asked Kit to go out and he refused because he's married
More like Kit asked her out and Emilia remembered him he was married, wasn't it Kit?
I love delusional drunk-posting Kit.
Hand Bran doesn’t even really work since the hand needs to vocal and insistent like Ned or Davos and Bran just sits there speaking monotone
I guess all those tens of thousands of dollars in rehab were wasted
Jesus H Christ lord have mercy on my soul
Or just have the story happen all in essos and leave bran ignored, it can just be assumed bran is benevolent so George doesn't get mad while they expand on the lore outside westeros
Seriously though, it wasn’t her cup right?
Dany is irrationally obsessed with nephew dick. She wouldn't just leave it alone.
No
This predates the rehab iirc
I think she said that it couldn’t have been hers or Emilia’s since they didn’t drink in costume because it was a big thing to get out of their corsets if they needed to use the bathroom.
Sophie said it was Kit’s but that might have just been a response calculated to amuse fans
made for cuddles
Was GoT the most hydrated show on cable?
Yeah, i'm thinking she's cute
>very funny, D&D, but where are the real scripts?
She drinks alot
Based, gotta stay hydrated
she must have a very strong bladder
>that bed
How can a adult sleep in there
she is the size of a child
...
...
oh which one
shieeeeeeeet
This one
None, fuck off to your discord and spam images with no discussion there instead.
? what discord
There’s a /ecg/ discord
I doubt it
>Joranon
How would you know, discord tranny?
What the fuck is the point of this? The whole thing with these is subtlety, you retards.
Yes
>threads got pruned
based