I almost fucked Furio

>and Ralph

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mommy

anyone have a pic of the milf with big tits at the after party of cleaver's premier?

FUCK ITS THAT FUCKIN ZIP FURIO (AND SOMEBODY)

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>Here's some standard operating procedure. Stay the fuck away from Tony Soprano, shut the fuck up and listen. It's over. Capice? Over and done. You call, or go anywhere near him or his family and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats. And here's the point to remember: my face is the last one you'll see, not Tony's...we understand each other? It won't be cinematic.
How the fuck did Patsy end up being so effectively intimidating in this scene?

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>the unknown not known

Tony never died

Patsi is someone who is unassuming, but you know will fuck you up without thinking twice about it.

>scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats
This line always gets me hard on a rewatch

Whatever, have you ordered the sushi?

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>Tony fucks all kind of pussy on the side
>
>Carm looks at a man for more than 1.5 seconds
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is Milfi so high tier?

Charmaine hottest grill on the show

Think it's the fact that Tony wasn't able to get with or bring himself to kill her. Honestly the rape should have knocked her down a level

>gives you 1000 dollars

That's not the ginger tennis teacher girl

This. Tony's hypocrisy is the thing that defines him the most besides his anger. Take the time that Tony and everyone laughed at Paulie's joke insinuating that Chris's daughter would grow up to be a stripper and compare it to how Tony reacted to what Coco said to Meadow.

HEY KIDS! LOOK!

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Explain the sudden black screen.

Reminder that Patsy becomes boss in the end

the series ended

the last episode went over budget and they couldn't film any further

Reminder that Johnny Sack loved his wife and was always faithful to her. In the world of mafiosos, he was one in a million.

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For me, it's Christupher

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Hey Jersey is a small state

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PAULIE?!?!?!

What she needs is her own zip code

When she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food

What about that bodyguard that Tony beat up to assert his dominance? He was a guido chad for sure.

A dramatic ending to a long series.
>Members Only jacket guy could have shot Tony multiple times, he didn't need to go to the bathroom in order to do it
>Tony had been eyeballing everyone coming in, he looks up just as Meadow enters the restaurant
>the niggers who came in would have already shot Tony

Johny Sack had exquisite taste.

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i like a woman you can grab onto something

You grab onto her and you will lose your hands

If I was going to fuck one of the wives on the show I would have fucked Rosalie Aprile.

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>dramatic
Why is it dramatic? Explain yourself.
Give an explanation for why they suddenly stopped the visual and sound. Why was it sudden instead of a fade? I'm gonna go with the two scenes and flashback describing getting shot in such a way as being what happened.

She woulda talked shit about your bracciol in that 5 pack a day voice

>Tony beat up to assert his dominance
You answered yourself there.

what's so fuckin hilarious ya fuckin parade float?

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I hear Vito once went undercover as a Pride Day float

Hot.

youtube.com/watch?v=iLFtkQCsfjA

did he pocket the money or give it to tony (for the bathroom encounter)?

Your daughter comes home with a mullignan,what do you do

IM A FUCKIN CAPTAIN YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT TO ME

"With the way you eat you're gonna have a heartattack by the time you're fifty!"
What did he mean with this?

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Fat people bad.
Skinny people good.

>Unhealthy people bad.

FTFY

>Click here
What if he was right and the "black out" during the series finale was just Tony dying of a heart attack?