what was with movies in the late 2000's where all the hot chicks had this sweaty/tan look like they were just about to do a Maxim shoot?
What was with movies in the late 2000's where all the hot chicks had this sweaty/tan look like they were just about to...
it was before everyone realized millennials and zoomers were fags
Why this isn't a thing anymore
are you actually complaining about this scene?
What the fuck are you some sort of fag?
This
I wish it was
No, I was just asking
Sexualizing people is wrong. Women should only be hot for husbands or soon 2 be.
??? Megan Fox was my dream when i was 7
Because back then movies were based.
The girl from 3 was cute.
Bay trying to recapture this
I wanna capture Biel!
it's problematic
Checked and fpbp
bless Biel and the director
Fucking this I remember watching Transformers and couldn't stop thinking about her
Only men are allowed to show their bodies
There was a period at that time of filming in the southern states where the weather was much hotter than what hollywood actors could handle and their bodies couldn't handle the heat.
I think the combo of megan fox and Scarjo red dress put so many guys through puberty around then
Micheal Bay.
I miss when women didn't universally pull their jeans up to their tits.
Nu-women are awful.
>implying you can't see their hips better when they wear high rises
anyone remember that other Shia movie Disturbia, like a remake of rear view window. I remember the girl next door being a bit of a cute
I very much appreciated Blood Drive for capturing that look for its female lead.
When did it become wrong to sexualize women
have sex zoomer
some will say always, but it only started working about 5 years ago
>scene makes actresses whole career
>what’s with this
Sex
Idiot
When gentiles were saved 2000 years ago.
My wife is straight and utterly turned off by the idea of sleeping with women but told me she would fuck Megan Fox(pre-surgery) in a heartbeat.
when ugly women got influence in the industry
I weirdly agree with this and I'm not a zoomer. Just have people who are cute enough and interesting.
‘Member?
she's wearing a padded bra like 2 sizs too big in this movie, have you not seen her naked tits?
k
what's the 2010's version of this? pic related is the only thing i can think of.
idk the daddario nude scene or Maybe Eva Green in sin city? Idk those seem a bit more provocative then the megan fox and margot scenes
only if it's wh*toids
good lord
>straight
>wants to be gay
shes a fag lol
Aquaman's moms.jpg
Nope because I've been trying for years and she won't bite. Theres been plenty of opportunity.
Uwe Toiletbowl ruined this franchise so bad they won’t even make anymore games
that chuck in larry scene was all over the advertising, never even saw the movie
yeah right
>this famously terrible director who we gave franchise rights to at no cost to us independently funded and got this film produced
>people hated it
>therefore we can't afford to make more of this series
dude, I haven't seen a single JB movie
doesn't stop me from saving all the Jessicas I can get
Never, don't let femcels tell you otherwise
lol, I'm sure I've seen one of them but just can't say for sure
I think I saw that A-team movie and that may be it
I think I saw 1 episode of 7th Heaven first but all I remember from it is the dad
>7th Heaven first
once*
Can't say if I ever watched the show, wouldn't doubt if I did once or twice.
Also between the Jessica's Biel was the one I tended to (you know what) too more often but I think Alba has aged pretty damn good
The fappening in 14' really kicked things off
yeah she's probably gonna stay beautiful for a few decades at least
this is still my favorite webm of her though
Feminists ruined it
never saw that one before
gotta say I probably prefer her more milfy
Funniest thing about this scene is it's the one where Megan Fox's character explains that no one can see her skills or personality because they think women are only good as sex objects and Michael Bay read the script and choose to shoot like a Victoria's Secret advert. I can't tell if he was fucking with us for a joke or if he just doesn't know any other way.
she's very good at any stage
very true user
Dark Angel red dress and/or catsuit is Prime Alba. Don't @ me
I don't have any other Alba webms other than some giphy ones that I can't post here due to file size so back to Biels
It's 2019
id love to f her in the a
in a sexual way if you know what i mean
>dudes i was trying to set up my wife with lesbians for years haha
Are you a cuck?
Biel is more than good
Think a mix of the fappening and weinstein kinda took the curtain off what anyone with a brain already knew what was happening, along with Trump happening probably made then go a bit more self righteous
Why wouldn't you want to watch hot lesbians to fuck your wife and then have sex with them?
she really is
>SJWs have only complained about sexualized women since Weinstein and Trump
lmao how old are you?
Just because Hollywood and porn has taught you that every girl is bi doesn't mean it's true
If anyone else is fucking your wife, you're a cuck
And threesomes are one of the most overrated memes in history
this gets censored so hard on cable
>come into thread for Megan Fox
>get disgusting manface Biel instead
you can just ask for more instead of using reverse psychology
I was just saying that those things played a pretty good part in the last 5 years
This. When women see OP's pic they get jealous. When men see a shirtless Henry Cavill they get inspired. Since women are forcing themselves into everything now, and since they ruin everything they touch, everything is now trash.
Cindy Crawford got me when I was like 5, made elementary school interesting.
it was more just a thread about the ladies around that time than just Megan
>webm
>78 KB, 250x208
for what purpose
The other one I had from that scene was too large and didn't feel like editing it
more evas please
Goose did well
100% fucking with the audience, go watch pain and gain
is that from The Fast and The Furious? I think I remember that bikino
Yeah I believe so, they haven't brought her back have they?
naw, they haven't
it was also the second film not the first, apparently
>that pic
wew do you have any where her qt face isn't airbrushed to shit?
Yeah was thinking it was the second, only have seen the first and bits of some others
how about this one?
I don't know man, he really seemed to hate Megan Fox for some reason
Filename is wrong, it's from Movie 43, not Jennifer's Body
C U T E, saved
cursed image
Eva's another one of my favs, figured out of the 100 or so files in her folder I should have few goodones
don't have an Eva folder but I'm definitely gonna start one after this thread
keep em coming :)
God damn I want her to give me strong sons
its from This is 40, she's not even in Movie 43
may start an /s/ thread for Eva after this then
I didn't know /s/ had celebrity threads, I thought /hr/ was for that
but please do
actually, you should do that now and dump all your Evas there, not like this thread really has a useful purpose :^)
Yeah, that's the one, I knew it had something like 40 in the name
celeb threads just aren;t as popular on s as they are on hr, also won't have to deal with the image sizes as much
will make it now kek
Might be that white girl in exploitive 50cm^2 shirts just aren't a thing anymore.
be careful, I've seen people get banned near instantly cause there was a Biel nipple in their pic
I'll definitely lurk it
also she's 17 in those pics, which I didn't know till like a year ago
fuck the police!
based!
the crazy thing about Biel is that she looked the exact same from like 16 to 30
you are a criminal now
hey 15 year old me didn't know the difference
15 year old you had great taste already
where did Gemma's career go wrong?
yeah, tell that story to the judge, kid
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS
yeah, well like I said she was one of my long time favorites
please no
too late, you are under arrest!
oh god what punishment is Biel going to have me do?
Just as planned, it was a trap all along. Now who's in trouble?
it involves a lot being squeezed by her stronk thighs
Michael Bay never stopped doing it
facesitting of course
okay, think I can handle that "cruel" punishment
When did Alba get the giant tits?
And I thought she retired, what is this?
nice webm, only had that as two separate gifs before
are you sure you're up to it?
new cop show she's in
I can try
Fpbp
if you like her legs, have you seen ? still my favorite Biel of all time
based user enduring her punishment
How do I make slowmo this smooth?
frame interpolation
well wouldn't you?
Take a guess.
I would take my punishment without complaint, you're right
good, thats what I thought
ladies with ponytails are a huge turn on for me for some reason , plus shes got a nice bike. 10/10
I just looked through my Biels and she loves wearing her hair open, not a lot of ponytail kino to be had
For me, it was my wife Milia
yeah, for me too, both Jessicas are good at ponytails
especially Alba
does it count if you can only kinda guess her ponytail?
good luck concentrating on her hair here
faggots and women in the industry
don't die, thread
who did it better?
Alba no doubt
Was Jennifer's body the biggest tease of the last 10 years?
I don't have a ponytail fetish so I'll just say Biel because everything she does is perfect
just realized I almost forgot to post my second favorite Biel
>Both of these actresses claimed to be bi when this film was made
I wonder
>don't sexualize women
>women sexualize themselves every other second
?
Beckinsale
at least Amanda hasn't been shy showing off her tits
i don't know but it was delicious and people are so psycho now they would only see all of their flaws and insecurities in young megan fox's golden brown titties
speaking of favorite Biels
now who's the better mommy?
correct, especially about the specific combination of those two.
Michael Bay or something
this
Gen X is the last great generation
Jennifer's Body behind the scenes gave us the closest to a look at prime Fox naked as we're ever going to get barring an Alison Brie tier leak.
Wouldn't have called Amanda being the bigger slut though
fun fact, outside of a few, every woman in hollywood fucked somebody to get a part.
And they new goddamn well what they were doing.
Only difference now with MeToo is that you are supposed to ignore the fact that they were all whores who decided that they where raped when the benefits stopped coming in.
Pretty much, yeah.
yeah pretty much
Biel, duh
you will never ET phone home her weird ass finger.
saved
Back when I watched this movie even my gay penis tingled when this scene came on.
>barring an Alison Brie tier leak.
couldn't we be so lucky
Women aren't allowed to be attractive on tv anymore they have to look like brown bulldykes.
Ah, back when women used to be hot. Good times.
Me on the right
women want chad to sexualize them. they preach about not being sexualized so dumb betas like you filter themselves out of the sexual marketplace for their own benefit. you eat it up and listen to what women say and ask questions instead of doing what you want, like a man would, so you need to step aside and let men (like myself) take the pussy. thanks ahead of time for letting me fuck your wife :)
me on the right
very true and very based
The movie was about as good as the games.
Probably wasn't in the script for that man to pull on that ass
me in the background
kek
they had to do 30 takes before the director realized it's impossible not to grab it
those are the first "celebrity getting out of a car" pics I have ever enjoyed
how does she make even those candid shots graceful and perfect, bros?
me was that director
>"come on dude it's not that hard I'll show you"
>"all you gotta do is sit here and deliver your line"
>involuntarily grabs her ass
>"yeah I see your point"
BIEL?
"Guys if you just want to fondle my ass can we do it after we finish the scene?"
Will we ever get good fun movies like Transformers? The Bumblebee one was dogshit that looked like it was from Disney,
I grew up with these movies and I think they're masterpieces on their own genre
It was the last gasp of pure female sexuality in movies. They knew it was coming so the most based director shamelessly but more importantly most based did shots like OPs
so hot thinking about her perfect body getting plowed by a big black cock.
so is the biel spamming autist one person? I see him all the time. He's always a thread killer
Girls with fake tans in movies is hardly something new.
>a thread killer
there is no such a thing
please, my penor can't take anymore
>so is the biel spamming autist one person?
you wish dude
feel free to post anyone else, we still have a few posts till image limit
More like what was up with the 2000s and midriffs
Oh God Almighty, her butt as an Holy Aura !
I was posting a bit, there's at least 3 biel posters I think
keked and checked
so if you had to give a top 5 celebs, whether past or present, who would they be Bielanon?
lel you rarely see her smirking like that, cute
I don't know shit about celebrities (especially past), I just save what I find fappable
Biel
Alba
JenCon
Moaner
Debicki
Alba, Biel, Beckinsale, Fox, Roberts
decent list
oh now which one is the real Bielanon?
text is Colin Farrell talking about how Biel is tough as fuck and trains a lot basically, in case anyone cares
told you there's not just one of us
YOU!
based
the Biel autism was inside all of us all along
Prime JenCon
1989 Taylor Swift
Dark Angel Jessica Alba
Right now Katherine McNamara
Texas Chainsaw Jessica Biel
I don't know all the names and Prime JenCon is a debate in of itself but patrician taste is evident
Sofia Vergara, salma hayek, Alba, Shakira, and Biel
w-whats she gonna do with that bat?
>Katherine McNamara
nice choice
3/5 not bad
>I don't know all the names
I mean there is only one name on there that you're allowed to not recognize and still post on Yea Forums
>JenCon is a debate in of itself
perfect face, perfect body
what more do you need?
hide it, guess where?
I'm not a femdom guy but those louboutins make me hope she's going to beat me to death with it.
>chuck
up her sneed?
True, but it's rude to single a girl out. Consider though that depending on what boxes you're wanting ticked JenCon goes through all of them in the Career Opportunities, A Beautiful Mind, and Requiem for a Dream eras. Arguably Spiderman too, if voices are your thing.
Who would you swap out? Taylor and Kat? They seem to be the outliers.
When society's testosteron level dropped under the minimum
Using what method? Ai?
Would like to try
where do you get that ai?
and that's image limit
it was fun, thanks fellow Bielbros
Until next time
Back then I looked everywhere for that magazine and actually ended up driving 30 mins to my nearest airport to buy it
(Back then you could just go hang out in airports, and every gift shop had a full compliment of pornographic magazines)
That was a biel thread after all, so
>buttlimit
yeah, as always
goind to bed now, sleep tight, user
?
you too
seeya then
It's like a different species...
well that was fun, guess quite a few loads dropped for Biel then?
that's private, you pervert
Ugly dress, makeup and hairdo can't hide the kino beauty of our girl.
>what was with movies in the late 2000's where all the hot chicks had this sweaty/tan look like they were just about to do a Maxim shoot?
unironically : el nino happened. it was hitting southern california hard in the 2000's, raising the humidity in the relatively dry area where most hollywood films where shot, so all the girls were extra sweaty.
conclusion: if you like sweaty, glowly babes, continue polluting and causing global warming.
count me but I'm late today
How hard can she punch me?
based marcus nispel and daniel pearl
>a thread killer
you're confused, mods delete her threads faster than any
>literally went to image limit in the very thread you're posting in
>so is the biel spamming autist one person? I see him all the time. He's always a thread killer
protip: the biel poster is also the best emma poster, and he runs Yea Forums
>literally went to image limit in the very thread you're posting in
but didn't start with her and I remember a webm thread full of Biels reached limit in an hour and a half but was prunned after archived
SJW culture prohibits it.
>reached limit in an hour and a half but was prunned after archived
you just said mods delete Biel threads faster than anything else
do you know what the word "faster" means?
why is hard for you to understand it? If a thread starts with Biel it gets deleted fast, this one and the one I'm talking about aren't Biel's threads
>this one and the one I'm talking about aren't Biel's threads
yep, threads where everyone posts Biels until iamge limti sure aren't Biel threads at all because the OP said something else
get a life
>made exactly as many posts as me about the topic
>realizes he is losing
>g-get a life
thanks for conceding that you're wrong
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD, OH NO, FUCKING MEMES, FUCKING AUTISTS
ah, the 2000s, the age of the midriff.
girls don't show enough tummy anymore.
Hello mental illness.
>>realizes he is losing
losing what?
I'm CUP
If you never owned a white belt you never really lived
because there's a weird trend now where twitter decides what's acceptable.
>wife talks to you about other people she wants to sleep with
You fucking cuck
and what kind of people is it making the decisions on twitter?
severely underrated movie
I remember her in one about cheerleaders
Annoying idiots with no life outside the internet. Loud mouths, fools, and general opinionated no nothing shit heads.
basically fags, feminists and Trumptards. All the worlds garbage.
i wish i was that chair
Pretty much.
Women are in charge now.
That was a fun show, kind of wished it got another season.
Bros I miss the 2000's fuck this ugly and boring timeline