How do I become a coke dealer?

How do I become a coke dealer?
Asking for a friend

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You first suck the dong of dealers to get drugs. Then, once you have enough, you start selling those drugs to other people.

Step 1:
Go to Florida.

>buy bitcoin
>get a VPN and tor
>buy coke on the darknet
>cut it with baking powder and rat poison
>sell it for premium prices at your local college party
That's how I did it.

>buy coke
>go to strip club
>????
>profit
I mean it's a pretty simple business model.

become a cop and then steal it from drug dealers

I know a guy who's in jail for the next 30 years for this. To be fair he was an idiot from the start.

w2c

>come to mexico buy cheap coke
>put it in your ass
>go back to U.S and sell it at a higher price
>profit.

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>find people interested in buying coke
>go to a coke producer
>make a deal
>sell the coke
>split the money
>use your money to buy other coke
>sell the coke
>keep the money
>collect all the money you can
>start producing your own coke to maximize the profits

>find people interested in buying coke
Wrong from the start
You get people who'd never use coke become addicted

>start producing your own coke to maximize the profits
Wat

you do that later on
relying on someone else is a good way to get robbed and killed unless it's someone you're close to but you can't really trust them either
and you can cut it with whatever you want and how much you want depending on the client

Bullshit
Cops only spend minimal time in jail no matter how much crime they commit

>go to mexico
>ask around loudly about the local cartel gangs
>when some scary men come up to you shoot one of them dead and then say 'hey pendejo, this loco gringo is your boss now, comprende?'

>rat poison
Why?

damn, you made me spit on my keyboard.

You have to get coca leaves for coke, which is grown in the Amazon. You can't just make coke in a lab.

They don't

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Don't do it. You'll either end up dead, in prison, or losing everything you own.

On a related note, how do I become a cokehead?

Will season 4 be fun?

Also, its not the 80s anymore, you will never be Escobar.
You'll actually make way more money if you find a way to sell prescription drugs to zoomers today, like xanax and shit

Is cocaine even that widely used anymore? Hasn't heroin and meth taken over?

most cocaine is barely even cocaine

I'm not but he's right, it still is popular in florida. Especially amongst 40-50yo sketchy business men and kids in their early 20s. Meth is pretty big here too, but that's not a client base you'd want to associate with.

idk how much perscription costs the seller but I've bought half a bottle of addies for $60. I guess it depends on person-to-person but can you even make a good profit off of that?

It's overrated man. I don't even really like the stuff, I just like how it smells.

Underrated post

I never liked Mexico, just wasn't as entertaining as Pablo

it's tradition

That's easy, staying alive and out of prison is the hard part.

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>out of prison
lel, I'd kill to live in Pablo's "prison"

You wouldn't go to Pablo's prison, you'd go to some shitthole full of niggers.

At least I'll get ripped, I guess

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More like Lil Herc lmao

Because drug dealers are usually misanthropes

watch this

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