ITT: First faps

Are you me?

I should qualify that this was the first I ever busted to.

Oh Uma. I loved you and now I love your daughter.

bonerd

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Heheh, Beverly Hills Bordello?

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Not familiar. I just remember that show specifically when I discovered I had access to HBO and Showtime on the TV in my bedroom.
What a magical time.
If there was nothing on those channels I could turn it to USA and watch Gilbert Gottfried host "up all night" which was a movie marathon that almost 100% showed one of the bikini car wash movies.
And if that wasn't on Xena or Hercules would be. It was so great.

same

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a man of fine taste

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I feel weird that I'm young enough for my first faps to have been to internet porn. Here's an early, non-pornographic one though (hint: it's not Hatsune Miku)

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Damn they always made me horny even though I didn't know what that feeling was at that time.

She did have a pretty big ass. It's especially apparent when going prone

Based

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Death Becomes Her, when she showed her ass come out of the pool. It was actually someone else's ass though, not the main actress who we thought it was at the time.

So Death Becomes her is the first thing that ever made me explode. Really embarrassing.

is she even really on screen long enough to fap to?

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1960s one was cute too

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she has a comic

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idk if it was the first but it was damn close

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Either her or xena

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God she was hot as fuck

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I bet Spartacus has a special place in your heart.

Yes. I liked Ilithya better though

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Tomb Raider game

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When she was young, and I was young, I think I filled buckets to Kirsten. She was my favorite for years.

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Jet offa Gladiators.
I regret nothing, she got better with age.

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someone post the pasta

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poped a boner when I was 5 while watching this with my two sisters

Shes a top 10 Hollywood beauty ever and I don't even give a fuck that is my hot take

Her smile, her nordic cheekbones, her blueish eyes, perfect skin and perfect breasts and not too tall. Manlet detected ;)

Even now shes a braphog goddess

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from the same movie

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her butt shake was so kino, fuck that leaf that covered it

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Based user

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Man I wish Xenia would be on top of me.

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>not oola
Zoomer detected.

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