>go to Starbucks
>barrister asks for name
>"Ben Dover"
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
ITT: Times you acted like the joker
Cameron James
Hunter Foster
UPVOTED MY FRIEND :)
*gives silver*
Brandon Gray
>barrister
you mean the bartender?
Jose Morales
>go to star bucks with my friend
>say my friend's name before he can make his order
lol this story didn't happen i don't have any friends I just thought it would be a funny quirky moment if i had friends also i've never been to starbucks because i make coffee at home
Brayden Price
>watch a film
>it's kinda shit
>don't finish it
Ryder White
>Meet a shy, introverted QT at college.
>Could take her to dinner and a movie...
>Na, took her to a sleazy motel and a gram of meth instead.
>Snorted some fat lines and fucked nonstop for 48 hours.
Must have made an impression since we dated for 1.5 years.
Joseph Howard
>seething anti-Brie incels start hating on Brie
>pretend to hate Brie as well
>I actually loved her from the very beginning
PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN
TWO WORLDS, ONE FAMILY
Jaxon Watson
>classmate asks if I'm a virgin
>confidently say no
>actually I got fucked by a trans girl one time and don't even know if it counts
YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB, BOTTLE FULL OF BUB
Anthony Campbell
>did the Alita Challenge months ago and re-watched Alita: Battle Angel in IMAX 3D
>I also watched Captain Marvel in IMAX 3D the very same day
AND I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL
WANNA TOUCH THINGS I DON'T FEEL
Isaac Cruz
>posts lyrics from obscure Disney films
>likes Captain Marvel
Based.
Julian Richardson
nah, I think he was just getting legal advice
Jack Nelson
>lady asks me to hold the door at the mall
>I don't
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
Julian Robinson
>get accepted into college due to minority quotas
I'M TIRED OF MONKEYING AROUND
I WANNA BE LIKE YOU
Nolan Jones
>open witcher thread
>say i'm excited for it
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Jose Lopez
>wish cashier a good day
>don't actually mean it
WOULD YOU KNOW MY NAME
IF I SAW YOU IN HEAVEN
Robert Bailey
>barrister
kek
John Morales
>support nazis
>have nothing against jews
>suport MRA
>have nothing against women or feminists
S-S-S SOMEBODY STOP ME
James Flores
>barrister
Jason Fisher
>118333333
Jacob Jenkins
>go to subway
>order Tuna
>I wanted Steak
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN
Colton Taylor
>be 5 minutes late for work
>no one notices
>only stay 3 minutes after shift ends
HE WAS TURNED TO STEEL
IN THE GREAT MAGNETIC FIELD
Angel Martinez
>scroll down catalog
>pick a thread with hardly any responses from page 10
>bump it back to page one
COS IM IN TOO DEEP
Xavier Allen
>barrister
Owen Gonzalez
>open random thread
>shitpost
>reply “based” to my self until thread limit
HE’S THE ONE THEY CALL DOCTOR FEELGOOD HE’S THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU ALL RIGHT
Alexander Ward
based
Isaac Gutierrez
based
Owen Lewis
based
Hunter Russell
Based?
Eli Cruz
based
Brandon Thomas
based
Camden Rivera
>sign up for class at community college
>sign as nick gerr
>first class starts, teacher checking if everyone is present
>"okay, next up is nick gerr, nick are you present?"
>mfw
Wyatt Johnson
>go on Yea Forums
>reply "have sex" to random posters in every thread
SOMETIMES IN MY BED AT NIGHT I CURSE THE DARK AND I PRAY FOR THE LIGHT
Ryan Ortiz
thANKS kind stranger!
Jaxson Campbell
fuck off tripfag
Jason Reed
based
Christian Collins
>Post multiple times in the thread
>None of the stories actually happened
Carter Howard
Have sex.
Ian Mitchell
based
Jace White
>go on 4 chan
>post actual opinions
>everyone gets triggered and tries to troll
>I keep posting my mostly positive opinions
>everyone gets upset
Todays gonna be the day
Joshua Barnes
based
Thomas Bailey
based
Blake Turner
based