>you hear that?
>no
>exactly
You hear that?
Wyatt Watson
Gavin Hernandez
>you hear that?
>no
>exactly
>tfw actually heard something
Landon Barnes
>you heard that?
>yeah
>what? I didn't hear anything
>but you asked if I heard that
>I was gonna say "exactly"
Anthony Robinson
That's some top tier buddy comedy
Brandon Martin
>it's quiet
Jace Price
>too quiet
Juan Barnes
Jordan Davis
two quite
Julian Gomez
How about instead of greentexting cliches we'd post examples of them used?
Ryan Lewis
>give me your gun...
>now the other one
Sebastian James
How about you choke on my chode
Levi Baker
It’s Raph
Yea a little too Raph
Based TMNT II Secret of the Ooze
Jaxon Morales
>let's split up to search faster
>alright, sounds like a solid plan
Connor Stewart
>Kowalski, get in my office, now!
Colton Carter
In Herzog's Aguirre, when they're on the raft and the natives are stalking them and the slave remarks that it is completely silent.
Henry Kelly
>how did you know that?
>I didn't. You just told me.
-_-
Lucas Reed
>there's just one thing i don't get... how did you know it was me?
>i didn't, you just told me
Michael Smith
>And your other gun!
Ryder Robinson
I'd like to see more of these actual examples. Here's a "zoom and enhance" from 24.
Brandon Campbell
>how do I know I can trust you
>*long awkward gay blowjob scene*
Easton Cook
>Heroes get captured by group of the bad guys henchmen
>Everybody tied to chairs
>Female hero starts flirting with henchmen to distract them
>Flirting gets heavier
>Starts sucking one of them off in front of everybody
>And another
>And another
>By the end has sucked everybody's dick
>Completely covered in their cum
>Suddenly breaks free and knocks everybody out
>Everybody just stares as her
>"What? I grew up with five brothers!"
This trope is so fucking played out.
Carson Long
this is like the scenario of all the harry potter movies
Jonathan Turner
>"n-no, use more tongue..."
>"ok yes just like that"
>"keep going... I'm really close"
>"yes...."
>"oh keep sucking I'm going to nut"
>busts on face
>five minutes has elapsed in the film
Landon Robinson
ugh I hate when that happens
Blake Richardson
This is why I can't get any serious acting roles, I'm not a premature ejaculator.
I mean they tell you it doesn't matter but it's pretty obvious from the look on their faces when they gave me the interview blowjob.
Camden Fisher
>How could you stand the brutal torture?
>I just went to my happy place...
Samuel Perez
>And your OTHER anvil
Camden Jackson
>I MEANT YOUR OTHER LEFT!
Angel Roberts
>birds
>what?
>no birds.
*quietly turns off the rifle safety*
>we got company
Grayson Brooks
>But the worst part is- we're out of almonds!
Bentley Reed
>Me, a drug dealer? I prefer calling myself an 'entrepreneur'...
Evan Smith
>But we're being impolite... we should let our guest say Grace...
>Ummm... aaaah... bless... Lord... this food?