It's the last film, and you saw the first two, so why not see the third?

>you saw the first two
That's exactly why.

I have sworn off jewish media

I no longer give a shit about the outcome

Yeah I'll fastforward through a screener

Is this really going to be the marketing strategy?

No that would be
>if you don't like this movie you're a racist sexist fat bald ugly bastard

Solo was captured though

>and you saw the first two
But I didn't

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you forgot misogynist

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They should have just made the OP the official title or tagline.

Because I refuse to give my time to a piece of media that actively disrespects me.

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>It's the last film,
no it wont be
>and you saw the first two,
hahahahhahahahaha
>so why not see the third?
i dont care for disney wars

I disliked the first one then despised the second. Rogue One got praise and was garbage. No way am I wasting my time on this.

t.oldfart starwars superfan :(

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>The Last Gedi

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>you saw the first two
kek

Is this bait?

>Implying I saw the secound one
After TFA I already knew this was all going to end in shit.
Whoever needed the seocund movie to get that is rather stupid but at least not so retarded like you, OP

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I liked Looper a lot and had a genuine hope that the second movie could fix the direction Abrams was taking it and end up with something I enjoyed. Turns out the opposite of that happened.

I pirated the first 2 movies and I still feel ripped off - I don't even feel like pirating the third, much less paying to see it

Disney takes dying franchises and milks them until they die completely. They did it with Pixar, they did it with LucasFilm, they're almost done with Marvel too.
Think about it. Look for the dates of purchase, it's the date those franchises started being milked to death after an initial height or already decline.

I'm not that fat

What baffles me is how this isn't more widely recognized and when people started expecting quality out of Disney in the first place.

Disney is good at taking old tired ideas and soft rebooting them to something comfy but never exceptional.
They always did that, even their iconic movies are covers of very old stories.

In part it's the "responsibility" of the franchise itself that ended up being tired and dying before Disney purchases it.
e.g. Pixar was almost out of ides when Disney bought it to milk it, same with Lucas and almost same with Marvel.

I'll get a good camrip. Not giving money to Disney ever again.

Beacuse i don't give a shit about the characters. Because the story is boring as hell. Because it retroactively ruined what came before, and giving them more money will only vindicate doing that

Sure but more to the point they primarily market to children. But these days legions of adults seem to rely on them and It's so weird. If you told me in the 80s or 90s that Disney would buy the rights and start making their own Star Wars movies, what we got is exactly what I would have expected. Now though people seem shocked and that's what's weird.

your expectations were subverted!

I don't give a shit about spoilers. I have the patience to wait for the HD rip, as we did for the previous movies.

This is the worst for me. If you take the new movies as canon they shit on everything that happened before.

I don't think it matters what age you target, there a good movies that target kids.
Besides, the original trilogy is a pretty basic story, most of the science is wrong.

Episode 2 live over at basedstream.com

>Disney takes dying franchises and milks them until they die completely. They did it with Pixar, they did it with LucasFilm, they're almost done with Marvel too.
>Think about it. Look for the dates of purchase, it's the date those franchises started being milked to death after an initial height or already decline.
Disney bought Marvel in 2010 right?

It only took 40 years.

2009; and I feel like for the last ~10 years I keep seeing the same superhero movie over and over again from the same cookie cutter. Sure, they are sometimes a 7/10, but they are so FUCKING REPETITIVE that any flaw they have is justified.

How so?

>justified
I meant magnified

Of course they're repetitive. Normies will pay for tickets if they know they're getting something familiar. Sales are always the most important thing.

Wow, they should be kissing Raimi's ass

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>Vader is Luke's father
>Han is frozen in Carbonite on his way to Jabba who we haven't seen yet
>"There is another"

I saw TFA which was a hollow retread, so I didn't care to see another Disney Wars

That's what Disney do. They take old overtold stories and soft reboot them every year to milk down the fan base.
Original franchises do not do that. They have a story arc that they complete, e.g. the original Star Wars trilogy.

Iron Man was the last film pre-Disney?

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He's right though?

Woah you're streaming star wars at basedstream.com

I still haven't watched a single nusw movie even if i know everything about them and that won't change any time soon.

Which is why it's the only one which has a sex scene

that entire line is false

>Star Wars a dying franchise
not, now it's a dying franchise with no return

>you saw the first two
I pirated TLJ and couldn't get through the first 15 minutes

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>You saw the first two

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i'm not really into capeshit but i really enjoyed iron man 3. it seems to be hated by most.
also alien 3.

The best of the original trilogy was definitely A New Hope because they didn't even know if there would be a 2nd so they wrapped everything up nicely, every character arc had a conclusion and there was no feeling the film needed another installment.
Empire Strikes Back is the most memed as best because it was more impressive visually but I think it was one step behind mainly because it was partly a rehash of the 1st and partly it required a sequel to make sense.
Return of The Jedi was a bit of a mess but it did wrap up the story nicely so it's almost as good as the 2nd to me, probably equal.

A New Hope is the best movie. The trilogy itself still has a reason to exist though so when people say the franchise should have ended with the original trilogy they are probably right.

Right now it's mainly a milking of a dying franchise by Disney with disguised soft reboots of the original, which follow a weak attempt by Diskey-less LucasFilm to prequel them.

Han's whole arc of learning to be hero and falling in love apparently all fell apart like 5 minutes after RotJ ends.

Right, didn't think about that.
Basically the same for Luke and I assume they will retroactively give Lando the same treatment before they inevitably kill him.

Ha ha the balls on this fucking jew

Based

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A New Hope is probably my favorite as well, but it's not really as self contained as people imagine. If it was the only Star Wars movie ever made then it's weird fir there to be so much focus on Luke getting a magical laser sword handed down from his father. Which he then only ever uses once, to train badly with a robot drone.

That's some clumsy ass storytelling.

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Probably, but I won't be there to see it.

I don't need youtubers to see that, rat shill.

who said we aren't gonna watch it? most people aren't gonna buy tickets tho

that film is gonna be a mess

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I love how NuWars is so utterly fucked that shills can't actually advertise it on its own merits; they have to tear down the whole franchise because that's the only way the bar will be low enough.
The ONLY people who I've seen try to argue NuWars does anything good on its own are mentally ill reylo faggots, and if they're the best line of defense you have, I honestly pity you

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It's not even Star Wars any more.

>you saw the first two

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because i didn't like the first 2
also i might catch it on netflix (not in the us)

Because it’s fucking bad.

I remember when star wars used to be fun.
youtube.com/watch?v=keAhk3Lz6E8

I never said I wasn't going to see it.

The only reason why I watched the second was because a friend dragged me to it. That same friend now hates Star Wars.
Thanks Disney.

I will pirate it.

holy fuck its that stannis?

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>you saw the first two, so why not see the third?
Fool me once shame on, you fool me twice shame on me. I won't get fooled again.

use this instead

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Because I fundamentally disagree with everything they have done.

So do you guys think TRoS will make less then a billion or at least less then TLJ?

Hulk takes place before IM2. Only the post credit scene takes place after.

Am I the only one getting the RLM meme

What reason is there to watch this shit?

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