What's down there?
What's down there?
Pusy
My friend who is a diver told me it's strange temperature pocket where oysters that have evolved into an isolation gigantism and produce pearls the size of baseballs. They're worth insane amounts of money. The cells from the mucus on these pearls can actually be used in medical research along with stem cells. They've been known to stimulate a brain that's lost oxygen for over 4 minutes. Effectively they can bring the bead back to life, if the died with in 10 minutes or so.
>that one skeleton who died trying to suck his friends dick underwater
hypoxia can make you confused
the sign would be much more effective if it said "if u go beyond this point ur gay"
Holy shit why has no one mass produced these?
this.
delicious free pusy
mr skeletal on the sign gives u free calcium
Trump doesn’t want the masses to be healthy
Nothing. Can’t you read the sign?
it's incredibly difficult to research the species of oysters that lives here, cave diving is no joke, people die. Diving is best done during a clear day with the sun as a guide. Caves have no such guide. Which is notable, that not many things tend to live outside of an area with light. These oysters are thought to have evolved from a branch there were from an underwater volcano. Extremophiles that no longer live near geothermic activity, but instead of adapted to the completely stillness and darkness. They seem to actually die sometimes. That this creature evolved to completely shut down it's body....as in death. Since it's an oyster it doesn't decay or get eaten. It just sits, but eventually the organ containing the stem cell like cells breaks and brings the animal back to life. The life and death cycles have been incredibly difficult to study. It's possible for some of these oysters to be over 1000 years old. Their age is hard to determine due to the conditions, the lack of oxidization makes any kind of carbon dating much harder. The applications for this are huge, it could change the way we look at life and death and potential space travel and suspended animation.
Don't believe their lies!
Kino.
just use a robot
curious
LOLMAO
lolis
gottem
Sneed's Feed & Seed
don't care about money, just want a gf
What if you put your dick in it?
there's no such thing as cave oysters that let you live forever. stop listening to that guy. if it were even a bit true someone would have sent chinese or indian people to go get it.
Why would some one just lie about something like that? Think before you post.
This is some god tier bait. Seriously. 10/10 stuff. Just believable enough that someone might actually go looking.
Sounds like someone trying to stop me from getting cave oysters of eternal youth.
Cthulhu
haha bro are you serious? what do you mean i cant live forever if i go into the skeleton cave haha seriously bro
this post glows in the dark
Yeah this. Fuck that guy, let's ALL go and get some!
Ice cream!
what do giant cave oysters of eternal youth on the halfshell taste like?
the jews
Ur mom in wet furry suit.
kino.
>hide trasure in treasure cave
>put up sign saying that there is no treasure and that everyone that went in died
That’s what the Pharaohs said.
that's bullshit but I believe it.jpg
Pirates used to do it all the time, they'd hide their loot on some island and go around telling everyone that the island was cursed and that there definitely, 100% isn't any pirate treasure on it.
Oldest trick in the book. I'm going into that cave and I'm getting myself some treasure
The sign says no no but for each diver that goes down there and dies it just gets more and more inviting.
impressive amount of bullshit
not even being facetious
>Yea Forums posters
>leaving their house
show me the wikipedia article
The water in the cave is 100% thot bathwater
This thread has brought out the best in Yea Forums
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