>Bond and Moneypenny, now members of an anti-SPECTRE non-governmental organization, infiltrate a tanker to investigate the development of a new weapon by the United States Marine Corps.
>While they are investigating, agents of SPECTRE and a recently escaped Blofeld attack the tanker to steal the weapon for themselves.
>The tanker is destroyed by Blofeld and his henchmen, who escapes with the new weapon. Bond is blamed for the incident and is presumed to have drowned in the wreckage.
>Years later, an agent code-named "007" is assigned to a rescue operation on an off-shore power plant which has been commandeered by SPECTRE. The organisation has taken a number of hostages including the President of the United States.
>While at first the agent's sex and voice are obscured by their clothing and a scuba mask, it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a beautiful, black woman agent.
THE PLOT FOR BOND 25 HAS LEAKED
Fuck this gay world.
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Based. I literally cant wait.
This is literally the beginning of Metal Gear Solid 2
Nice try faggot
Would be kino though
>2019
>giving a shit about any movie except DUNE
it's fake
>beautiful, black woman agent.
blind, james blind
Haha wow what an original premise!
i hope this happens because then vidya will have proved to be the best media
That’s literally MGS 2
You a fucking rail-gun with a stealth nuke, stolen by SPECTRE, would be a great weapon for Bond to stop.
>beautiful
Kek
Why is she wearing a wig?
>beautiful
Let me guess, the weapon is a bipedal tank stolen by a guy with an implanted arm and when Bond tries to stop him, it turns out its M's ghost that has lived on through the arm.
BUTT
FUCKING
UGLY
NIGGER
Because black is beautiful...so long as they appropriate white beauty standards.
The plot has leaked a long while ago
>Bond infiltrates a facility under Spectre attack
>Shit goes down and he's forcibly retired
>Years later a female agent now umder his old 007 moniker runs into Spectre
>Turns put James Bond never retired and it was all an act. He has been going after Spectre in underground ops for the past few years
This is the plot to the beginning of metal gear solid 2
But he's already retired. Hell, at the end of Spectre they ended the 00 program.
*sips* MSG, now THAT was a game
>beautiful
>it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a beautiful, black woman agent.
mmhhmmm das rite
I don't believe you. This is literally the opening to Metal Gear Solid 2
And I just realized that's the point and I took the b8 like a sap
why is the adjective beautiful used? is it because black women are ugly by default?
i hope specter wins
WE WUZ SEEKRIT AJUNTS
Mhmmmmm
Imagine my shock. of course it is a self- insert
Literally clown world. We need to ride the tiger and fash up to prevent this shit from happening again.
James Bond died on that tanker two years ago
this.
In this day and age, just let the poor Bond guy die and RIP.
Imagine being in a board room with these two discussing the plot to bond 25 and they start using "negroid debate mode" and gasping for air/ making gutteral chimp noises.
Just the cycle of life, we're reaching peak degeneracy here the likes of which have never been seen before. It won't be long before the pendulum swings back again.
>MGS2 plot
based
This but unironically.
>tfw no MGS2 adaptation kino
>007, do you remember that sinking of the oil tanker 2 years ago?
>Fo sho
>now members of an anti-SPECTRE non-governmental organization, infiltrate a tanker
"Bond died on that tanker two years ago. The name's Stock. Sal Stock."
these two gals look like intelligent writers.
>HOLY SHIT, THE PLOT FOR MGS2, THE MOSE CEREBRAL OF ALL THE METAL GEARS!!!!!
Test
Lmfao it's like the shadow mosses incident.
>007, get out of the theater, NOW!
3/10, go back to scriptwriting 101
Your suggesting that they even have a script. niggers can't read its just common knowledge shes just going to steal stuff from the studio, jail or zoo they're filming at
>do you think niggers even understand what a movie is ?
Briliant
Daniel Craig is pushing past 50 now, he gets injured every movie, soon he'll be in a wheelchair. I want to see a a young black bull as 007, or maybe just someone else
Care for some ice cream Ms Bond?
>she meets and befriends a mysterious Navy SEAL who calls himself “plissken” and takes on a sort of mentor role to our green female agent
>later it’s revealed that “plissken” is actually James!
Based metal gear solid
>beautiful
Just like one of my Japanese animes.
If you did a shot for shot remake of MGS2 with the same premise, it would unironically be kino.
>President of the US grabs 007 by the pussy
Just imagine it
You forgot the part where it is revealed that Spectre is run by Bond's brother who is the mastermind of it all. Oh wait. That was the last movie.
Unless they do it again with another brother.....
>beautiful, black woman agent.
They sure love to keep repeating this line.
Bond, try to remember some of the basics of diversity.
>Bond is being held captive
>the mysterious female 007 busts into the room and dispatches the guards in one fell swoop
>she approaches Bond and puts a hand to her face
>her hand pulls off the mask she is wearing to reveal Idris Elba
>Idris Elba looks directly at the camera
>"Kept you waiting, huh?"
That’d just fly over everyone’s head. Most people would think it’s some kinda drumph satire. Little do they know it’s full blown kojima
Shut up nerd
>While at first the agent's sex and voice are obscured by their clothing and a scuba mask, it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a beautiful, black woman agent.
And then she's killed and Bond has to return? Makes sense.
Sounds legit.
>name is Bongo
>Jayne Bongo
kek