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Fucking MATLOCK thread

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formerly andy griffith.

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Perry Mason is better

Have you signed up for your over-50 plan? It really is peace of mind

go to bed gramps

How many negro sidekicks did he have?

i met matlock in a bookstore in LA. he's reading a big heavy book, y'know? he used to be andy griffith. ben matlock, white suits. lawyer, big lawyer. so he's reading a book. and i dont like books. but i got close to him and picked up a book so he would've noticed me. and i say "holy fuck i didnt see that shit coming" and he turns to me and says "its nice to see a young man enjoying literature" and i go "I-I like literature i like TV i like lawyers i like whites. and then.. my throat got dry. and my being.. i felt like i was somewhere else. i never felt such a feeling.

it was not him.

didnt even look like him.

Mortposting and this are back? Based.

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Matlock, Columbo, Quincy ME, Magnum PI, Simon & Simon, The Equalizer, Jake and the Fatman, Spenser for Hire, Remington Steele, fucking Murder She Wrote... never make em like that again, bros.

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I remember watching this with grandad when I was 10. Good times.

>didn't even look like him

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No love for the Rockford Files?

Pure Grandpa kino

I had a dream where I was Matlock once. It had no bearing on the dream. I didn't solve a mystery, just everybody knew I was Matlock.

It was comfy as shit.

The Rockford Files is my fucking jam. What a great show. And the theme is 70s kino for the ears.

detective shows ruined television

Tukikohditettu

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Based and Norm Macdonald-pilled

This is what I used to call Law & Order as a joke

>tfw you'll never be 10 years old again and watch Matlock with your grandma

PERKELE pls translate

HURRY! EVERY MATLOCK COULD BE OUR LAST!

>goodbye
>well well, this guy has been murdered. any witnesses?
>i saw the murderer! it's...
>already 2 bodies, but i have already figured out the culprit
>the waiter is the murderer
>how do you know
>the gun did not have fingerprints. therefore i deduced that the murderer didn't have hands.
>the waiter has fake arms
>the end

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I can't believe it.