Here’s your yen and triss bro

Here’s your yen and triss bro

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they'll grow on us

The Witcher more like The Nigger lmao

Didn't they cast a very dark girl ?

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Looks good to me tbqh

*swish*

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No they won't, fucking shill

you never have to wait to get used to GOOD casting

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Fuck off.

Yen looks good. Cool that Triss has chestnut hair like the books.

Would impregnate the top one.
Don't know what the fuck they were thinking with the bottom one, though.

>they actually gave Yen purple eyes
holy shit based, already more soul than GOT

you keep spamming this
they wont

imagine taking this and giving us the Triss in OP

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That's from the games, which the show isn't adapting. Cope harder you little incel freak!

cope harder with your negrita casting
EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE would have preferred a hot ginger over an ugly mutt who looks 40

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I'm happy with the casting. You're not. Tell me which one of us is seething?

I have no problems with this. Mixed girls are kino.

The top one looks acceptable in a goth-mutt sort of way, but the bottom one looks like a 40 year old poojeet who got hit with the plain-jane stick more than a couple of times.
Are they seriously expecting us to believe that Henry Cavill would be in a love triangle with top girl and bottom beast?

How stupid do you have to be to use the books as the only basis for the show when it was the games that made the franchise popular

Triss isn't a fucking nigger in the books.

Chestnut means reddish-brown, not dark brown.

Yennefer looks good. Triss though, ehh

The top girl is cute.

I know nothing about the Witcher though, so I don't get the outrage.

>I'm happy with the casting

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She looks like a gypsy. Get your eyes checked, man,

Yeah, how the fuck is bot girl ever going to compete with top girl? Much less to a chad like Henry.

Why yes, Henry Cavill is the eye candy. What you thought this show was for men?

Yen has black hair, you really think she's fully white?

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So Cavill isn't fully white either?

No.

All true alpha males fuck pretty boys like Cavill in order to show dominance.

this is why you dont listen to shitposters

GoT was right. Purple contacts are fucking dumb.

COPE

In what reality is that not super dark? They would never pass for locals in Europe.

you're also happy with a negro fucking your wife

This is what every retard paying for Netflix is supporting.

Slavs should just declare themselves a separate entity to claim Hollywood is persecuting them. Not that it will help anything, just to fuck with their narrative.

Based fucking retard.

White people can have dark hair, you fucking idiot

Yen looks absolutely great. 9/10 cutie. The other one looks like a Shrek character

>that in the OP looks good
Retard.

> dark hair
> must be an Indian, no other option!

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Yen looks sorta cute, in a weird, dangerous way. Triss looks unreedemably awful.

At least Ciri's still a cutie.

I had a paki gf in college, ask me anything

Shit doesn’t grow on you.

retard

Hey now, could be an Arab or Nigger aswell!

>he thinks she looks like that only in the games
Read the books, faggot

The funny thing is that the ppl that disliked the casting are still going to watch the show and come back to Yea Forums to complain

They could've at least dyed her hair red.

kys nigger shill

It's not even fucking subtle

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and this is why we they keep doing this, this outrage only gives them more views

>implying I give a shit

fuck off

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Why are redheads always blackwashed or put with a black male/female?

We're not you, cuck.

How bad did she smell?

She didn't

even in this shit timeline yen chads still win

you're right in over all sentiment but im pretty sure those are the dryads but still fucking hamfisted

based

So why are you itt? Why not move on? You ppl love this, love "hating" something, consuming it and then complaining about it

Gotta love how hard they hide Triss in the trailer

They know

Also ever notice how blondes are always evil? It's because red and blonde hair are quintessentially white
were you happy with her?

spbp

I was. I miss her.

did she hairy ?

A bit. Nothing excessive, but hairier than the average white woman

I'm glad you were happy with her and I'm sorry you're hurtin' user

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/thread

they couldnt even pick pretty ones
in the games they are both a 10/10
this is a 7 and a 4

to piss you off

she was in harry potter

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Western whites are so fucking pathetic lmao

before this teaser came out, i was really worried about yen's casting and moderately worried about triss
feeling more confident about yen now, but the actress for triss aged 50 years and looks hideous
no way she can convincingly portray the young naive triss when she could be geralt's mom

thanks, user

You are pissing youself off haging around ppl/things you dont like

How progressive of them to make the tribal mystical savages black.

The funny thing ist that people that initially disliked the casting now let themselves be convinced by some ebin trailer music and hop on the hype train.

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I known this show will be shit but videogames aren't source material you literal incel. Get a better argument if you're gonna die on the >muh attractive white women hill

Should've stayed there.

Yen is going to be Yea Forums waifu. Screencap this.

>2.2 MB 2048x1464

phoneposters BTFO

yeah everyone knows the books written by a Polak based on slav mythology was 90% nigger/pajeet

YOU get a better argument, leftcuck.

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Why not just pick this lady instead?

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How old is Yen in these books?
Because this actress frame makes her look like a 15yo boy

I hate this timeline.

based and enriching

She's 95 in the last book.

*new jersey*
HHHHHHHILLLLO?

yenn is kinda okay i guess, triss is absolute dogshit

heres your Yennefer bro

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Just nuke us already NK

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If he didn't have long white hair, you wouldn't even know it is The Witcher.
It looks absolutely nothing like the books or games. Just some unflavoured american fantasy thingie. It is like a PG13 teen romance book.
I wanted to see things like pic related. Not because it's edgy, but it shows how much shits humans can be with evil influence.
>tfw in Skellige after 85 hours
>tfw bored af to continue playing
>see these threads yesterday
>get fired up to play the game again
>get hyped again
That's the only good thing from this.

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Why did I get my hopes up, why did I think it would come anywhere near this:
youtube.com/watch?v=53MyR_Z3i1w

how did it come to this.

Witcher is like the nu-male version of Dark Souls anyways, stop crying about it. Yennefer looks hot AF.

she looks not even 1% like yennefer

What's happening with her face in the beginning?

I think Yenn will be OK.
Triss was an awful debut. Not like iconic look people want to see. No charisma or sex appeal at all in that shot. She looked a lot older than the instagram pics even.

Elves
>Origional "first people"
>fucking spears
>Live in literal caves
>primitive face painting and clothes

Humans
>Masters of the World
>Empires, nations, civilisation
>Metalworking
>Thriving cities and trade metropolis

BASED.

Doesn't mater who the first man standing was, just the last.

She's a deformed hunchback. Her "beautiful" form is just a glamour.

I wonder if I rounded up enough redheads on twitter and had us all whine a lot if we could make this happen less often in the future.

Yen is shit dude. Look at her she looks like a ordinary 20 year old woman. Yennefer should be hot,intimidating, be able to influence people.
We got an actress whos always looks like shes about to cry

Yen is pretty, but Triss doesn't fit at all, also she's supposed to have a big scar on her chest.

How does one justify the MASSIVE brownwashing in everything current media from a business standpoint?

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who?

>retarded fantasy doesn't translate in real world
not a surprise desu

>amerimutts ruining another franchise with their shitty streaming company and diversity

On one hand you are sure to get praised and backed up by the mainstream liberal media
On the other hand you get normal people talking about your bullshit product and thus indirectly promoting it.
So for now it's a win-win situation for them

No need. It is inevitable.

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The Elves were enslaving all the other races before the Humans realised they could literally outbread them and rise up so I don't get it.

charles dance is a fucking legend that manages to elevate everything he is in with an utter word and mere presence

Yen is hundreds of years old and she transforms herself to look "beautiful", she's a hunchback.

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YOU JUST KNOW

>tfw ywn make a woman blush like that

Kek, I knew I should stay with Triss since game 1

Yen is okay although too young looking.
Triss is fucking retarded and her being a shitskin is the last problem of such a bad casting choice
>ugly as fuck despite witches appearance being tailored to make everyone's dick hard
>40 yo looking when she's supposed to be the youngest of the witches and basically an older sister to Ciri

wait a minute, were they supposed to be elves or dryads?
either way its bad

Netflix is losing billions. They're not winning shit.

This image is problematic to my new diverse show where the men literally wear black shriveled dickhead with balls armor, written for women by women. Please remove it. Thanks shitlord.

Yen is fine. Triss is terrible, it's not even her looks it's simply the lack of red-hair is a huge mistake.

Do not worry annons, I'm here to save you. Polish fanbase crowdfounded movie continuation of The Hexer series and it looks comfy as fuck. Unfortunatly it's story about Lambert and Triss that happens after Geralt, Yen and Ciri are gone. Here you go: youtube.com/watch?v=K2Ahcc4zH54

her hair isn't the problem here. Especially since she doesn't have red hair in the books

>Yen is fine

Yikes.

>literal fan movie will be better than that trash.
youtube.com/watch?v=K2Ahcc4zH54

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When will the gingercaust end?

They both look fine and the top girl is kind of qt
I don't understand why you faggots are complaining so much, could have been way worse

>I knew I should stay with Triss since game 1
Triss has got some serious fucking burn scars all over her face and arms that she hides with magic IIRC

Jews did this.

That's because fans actually care.

>Yea Forumscels complain about looks
>meanwhile they are all 2/10 ugo (skinny) fat betas

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The only way it could have been worse is if they were trannies in addition to being ugly and non-white.

True but her face is scarred from pox and she is 35 years old. She is also allergic to magic and that includes magic youth-extending elixirs.

expected nothing, still disappointed
why mutts tend to mistake "ginger" with "nigger"?
it's because their education is shit?

does that include you?

The top one seems a little too Addams family but I guess it's fine, bottom is literally Bollywood shit. I hope they stay culturally sensitive and include all of the overly dramatic bollywood PowerPoint transitions whenever she's on screen too

Actually this is me

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BASED FPBP

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state of pol lmao

this looks like it has 100x times more soul than netlix trailer

You are a retard if you think 99 % of Yea Forums won't watch it lol. Don't even @ me - no matter what you say i refuse to believe every single fagot on this board won't watch this show

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And that excuses some filthy gyppo being cast as Triss because...?

if that was the case you wouldn't have an urge to say it

Based Cavill, he likes his girls 15 years old.

HAHAHA

I don't like the casting choice either, just saying the original character is not as beautiful as the video game adaptation (which I love).

jokes on you faggot i dont watch tv

Who doesn't? The actress is 17, though.

ehhhh yen looks good here

I have an idea.

They made elves black because of the prosecution. Do you understand? They couldn't fathom/risk showing a race of white beings being tormented and prosecuted. I imagine to an American brain it is immediately obvious elves HAVE to be black. To have a race that is white, truly super-advanced with empires and everything, and to have this race crumble under the pressure from savage hordes because decadence and LOW BIRTHRATES... imagine how terrifyingly close to home it strikes.

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Henry is so alpha, he doesnt break until she does

If you have low standards, yeah.

But the Elvs were of Welsh inspiration. This dosen't make sense at all. Its total coal casting

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persecuted :p

seething andrzej

Who's the girl

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nah

shill harder shill

>and pale
>utterly ghastly paleness
>they cast the darkest nigger they could find

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Fuck, I'm actually sort of excited for this.
They do need a better editor and some better sound design, but it does genuinely look good.

Then I don't see any issue at all.

close but nah
triss has a stronger (and more attractive) jaw

america is a cursed soil
usa is a whore, and israel is her pimp

Triss looks like a wine aunt.

The AoC in my country is 14, so I never had a problem with it.

can i suck your dick

There is one (1) black person in that picture user.

Sure he is another one of me for your pleasure.

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I am genuinely disgusted by this image.

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>they'll grow on us

Yes, like Cancer which will inevitably kill it!!!FACT!!!

Dark Souls is nu-male version of Dark Soul and Yen looks bad, so fuck off cunt

this looks cheap, but it hits the tone i want for a withcer series perfectly, that with a big budget would be great.

No they weren't. Lizards were, but they weren't as good as elves and elves wiped them out and took over their cities. Then they forced gnomes and dwarves into mountains. Humans saved themselves from the same fate by being pretty good with magic, that they learned by themselves. Elves were only taking in some origin prodigies that took no part in fucking them up.

Their prosecution is pretty just. They're leftovers of war mongering empire that don't wan't to coexist peacefully.

>world based upon medieval Poland
>also taking cues from Scandinavian culture and the Dutch
>now filled with niggers
>production value looks cheap and sets don't even seem real
>costumography is embarassing
>actors are genuinely shit tier bar the Ciri girl
>video games will always be recognized as infinitely better than all your books and all the tv shows you've tried to shill
imagine being Sapkowski and literally fucking yourself in the ass because you're a greedy fuck

I FUCKING HATE AMERICA YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING

"Yea Forumscels" aren't being cast to play attractive characters on Netflix you braindead fucking tranny. Get off HRT, it'll clear your mind

Yen is actually cute to me but Triss is unforgivable

No fuck this.
This isn't the Witcher universe I like.
I won't let it ruin my Witcher.
I won't watch that shit.

Most of Yea Forums tend to emulate Donald Trump since they are Trump supporters, they'll hate watch television shows and movies, even spending money on them, just the same as Trump hatewatching SNL as they turn him into a caricature of a person. As for me, I'm trying to cut back on how much television and films I watch. I didn't watch Avengers: Endgame, Godzilla: King of the Monsters(I hate the Godzilla fandom), I'm not watching The Lion King and I certainly won't be spending anymore money on Marvel films or the new Mulan movie that'll be released next year. You all enjoy your movies.

I don't understand fags that think Yen's cute. She looks hideous and I don't mean it just while she's in her deformed hunchback phase. I lol'd when they tried to portray her like some femme fatale when she meets Geralt.

The entire show's shit regardless.

>I lol'd when they tried to portray her like some femme fatale when she meets Geralt.
This.
She looks ok, but too immature and weak.

>don't understand fags that think Yen's cute
It's literally netflix shills.

I don’t mind Yen but could they at least have casted a ginger as Trish wtf

Literal shills.
The actress is the opposite of her character.

Yennefer in the books:
>How ravishing she is, he thought. Everything about her is ravishing. And menacing. Those colours of hers; that contrast of black and white. Beauty and menace. Her raven-black, natural curls. Her cheekbones, pronounced, emphasising a wrinkle, which her smile – if she deigned to smile – created beside her mouth, wonderfully narrow and pale beneath her lipstick. Her eyebrows, wonderfully irregular, when she washed off the kohl that outlined them during the day. Her nose, exquisitely too long. Her delicate hands, wonderfully nervous, restless and adroit. Her waist, willowy and slender, emphasised by an excessively tightened belt. Slim legs, setting in motion the flowing shapes of her black skirt. Ravishing.

ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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perfect casting

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did they get extra lighting to make her look more white? Jk rowling you racist

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based

2 shitskins and a literal nigger lol.

my allah punish netflix

It's pure retardation. At least Yen is cute

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Yen is hot

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No.

Jesus Christ, the hair doesnt fit her face at all.

she looks like one of those beta-bitches who follows the main-bitch around
but also somehow not sexy
the worst of both worlds

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WE HAVE A HOMOSEXUAL POSTING IN THE THREAD

I REPEAT, A HOMOSEXUAL POSTING IN THE THREAD

Why women cant deal with casting hotties? Well, at least decent looking actresses.

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She looks fine and she's white to me. Even has purple eyes which is very rare at least here in Houston.

At least we had the games.

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why didnt they cast white women tho

incredibly based and clever post!

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She looks alright, though there were like a million easier choices available. Are we at a stage where aiming for mediocrity and just praying they'll somewhat resemble the characters they're based on are laudable?

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So why is it OK for that group to be homologous?

>cast getting interviewed
>"for you three what was your knowledge about the Witcher going into this"
>Ciri actress says she never heard of it before but read one book when she got the part
>Henry says he played all the games on his own a lot before but also read all the books back to back when he heard they're getting adapted instead of the games since he planned to audition
>Yennefer actress says she never heard of it before and didn't read anything

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If you like gypsies

Hahaha, the gingercaust is going swimmingly.

And judging by the teaser, nobody in the writers room read anything either.

>Well, I do like gyspsies. How could you tell?

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we finna be werwolves n shiet

Here's your scrotum armor bro

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thats racist

if those are elves shouldn't they at least have pointy ears?

Triss looks exactly like that old Jewish mutt lady that used to star in those Judd Apatow comedies. She was the bride in Bridesmaids.

>yen
okayish.. she's bit too wednesday addams but fine.
>triss
just no.

fpbp

>ARGHHH SIEG HEIL!

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Lmaoing @ the SEETHING /pol/incels itt

They aren't elves.
They are driads. In books they weren't black, though.

>yen has autism now
fucking dropped, hopefully the series is ten times better than what I saw in the trailer

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The Scoiatel(is that how it's spelled) are also Elves, are they not? Or were they a confederation of Elves, Dwarves and Humans fighting together against the Nilfgaardian Empire?

Fringilla always makes me laugh, it's the perfect punchline to this picture.

At least Triss is a minor character in this. Ciri is the female lead and she's white as snow.

The Scoiatel are elf terrorists working for Nilfgaard-

I mean, it's not like there was any kind of hope in the first place anyway. Next step, Amazon LOTR, oh boy...

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[Chair clatterering]

I don't like this at all.

Why was Yen slack jawed at the start of the trailer? I don't remember that part of her story.

yeah like leprosy

dont like the casting, have sex incels

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Would fuck the Yen actress. I have a thing for poo girls.

Holy crap, really? What about the band of elves that Ciri ends up with in the second novel(not the short story anthology), aren't they also Elves?

Does s -o- y l=e=n=t actually have any s - o - y in it?

They’re just retarded bandits, not elves.

Do you think Henry fucks her between filming or after filming?

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id prefer cancer

two jews

based

chad literally made her cum with a single look

Same. I'm a Bong so maybe it's a primal desire to colonise.

Yes. Then he makes her wear a strap on and they spit roast that Stranger Things girl

Fuck ths show and fuck l*ftoids who defend it

Nevermind, it does have s 0 - y in it. I thought it didn't and it was just a name for the product.

Didn't the prisoner dude that Ciri met have Elven ears? After she frees him and the band of bandits, whatever, arrive and help them escape, I thought they were Elves.

Isn't Cavill basically one of us but managed to ascend? I recall vaguely all manner of anecdotes and speculation he's spergy af in real life.

I dropped GoT halfway. Not watching it, the females look disgusting.

To an extent. I know he lurks and probably posts on a few boards here. If Hollywood hadn't picked him up he'd just be a fat fuck playing video games all day. Now he uses his looks and status to pound teenage pussy.

Reminder that preteen Ciri is raped by a female elf in the books.

Good for him, I wish everyone could attain peace with one's own existence.

He's a decent example of having to work hard even if you look good considering the years he spent doing menial wagie work just to go to LA in summer and audition like crazy.

I dropped cuckflix

The thing on the bottom is a post-op isn't it?

That nappy hair, that man face, that + sign where the Adams apple was. That is definitely a man and that's not even bringing up the broad shoulders

Looking to be a top contender for the new Reddit: the show, now that game of thrones is done and westworld is on break

beyond based friend

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Chick on the right is clearly Indian-black

TV Yen looks good, Triss is abomination.

*saves the show*

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They're able to make Yenn at least resemble something reasonable. You can't whitewash a nigger though.

That blond is one of the hottest women ever. She only did one hardcore scene iirc

Yen actually looks good, Trissfags lose again.

baste

Sauce

Our porn stars are better looking than their Hollywood actresses.

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No

What was with Yennifer's actress having the pushed out cheek like the Goldeneye meme?

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Yennerfer is a hunchback monstrosity in the books before she uses magic to conceal her hideous nature and presents herself as a beautiful woman…. the show obviously dropped this idea

That is inevitable. As more and more hot women bet booted from hollywood, the number of hot women in porn was bound to get up. I'm just happy I lived long enough to see it happen.

terrible

I thought she used magic to physically alter herself? You make it sound like a Melisandre thing with the ruby.

It’s magical plastic surgery.

whoa they look almost like they did in the books

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Cavil has black hair. White people have black hair bigot

Between takes

Nobody called out the fucking female knight yet in the trailer? Like come on, women in this series already have a means to become pretty powerful through magic. Now yo have some cunt running around full armor fighting in wars alongside and against men? Get the fuck out of here.

Not guy but I got very dark brown hair, brown eyes, and when I'm in the sun I tan instead of burn. So in Bongland, I get fuckers treating my like some exotic thing. Once had a non white guy literally say he dislikes white people to my face cause he felt comfortable around me cause he assumed I wasn't white. Don't underestimate the number of fuckers that think dark hair or something equals non white blood.

Someone called it out on another thread. Said he was bothered by that than the poo in the loo.

thats from a card game user

She's got a wonky eyelid that makes her self conscious but nobody cares because her body is perfect

>who is Calanthe, Meve, Ciri.

read the books mongoloid
Sapkowski is a leftist btw

It's all simply so much demoralization propaganda. They miscast these characters on purpose to humiliate you.

This one? Yeah, it looks fucking retarded. This entire thing looks like a trainwreck.

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read the books man, sapkowski has been pushing muh strong females for a while

it's like pottery.

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Thanks for the eastern european wibes bro! I really like how you nailed GoT clone here. Can't have enough for that cool show!

Will watch and subscribe and recommend for friends!

Meve is based though, I don't have faith in the shitty writers of this series to do it right.

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imagine the smell

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>r-read the shitty books written by some perpetually assblasted drunk polack mad because a video game series did his own story better
Nah, I'm good.

BASED
cringe.
Nice pepe bro, saved.

I think the girl they cast as Yen looks the part enough, though it’ll be in her interactions with Geralt and others where we’ll really see it. The look and voice of Yen in the game is almost exactly like how I picture her when I read the books and is the Yen to beat I think. I’d never heard of Eva Green until everyone started mentioning her for this role.

nearly every sorceress in the setting is ugly/disfigured/maimed and only look hot with enchantments.

>I’d never heard of Eva Green until everyone started mentioning her for this role.
do you want to know how I know you're underage?

>I think the girl they cast as Yen looks the part enough
do you have some kind of diagnosis that makes it hard for you to read faces or body language? sorry, that EXPLAINS WHY it's hard for you to do that.

It's not a fucking enchantment. Their beauty doesn't go away if they drop their concentration or something. It's permanent magic plastic surgery.
Plus, that bit of lore is from Last Wish where Sapkowski says any ugly ruler's daughter gets sent to be trained as a sorceress but then in the novels it's clear you actually need some inherent magical talent so I dunno if that has been retconned

Only Redania was based on poland. Late medieval poland was modeled after germany anyway if you didnt know dumb gamefag.

Based

Never read the books or played the games but anons have ranted endlessly about how much the book emphasises the character's paleness, so no, actress does not look the part. She's cute and I'd fuck her but not accurate.

It's a post I copied from some faggot on Something Awful
i.e I was only pretending to be retarded

>That cope

i approve this, but the rest, no

...

>SJW outrage culture

I too am mad they picked capable and interested actors instead of models who look identical to the imagined video game characters.

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Holy mother of based
>You have been BANNED from all boards for the following reason: replying to off-topic garbage
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK MODS
AND FUCK JANNIES

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triss was meant to be younger and more inexperienced than yen
this is trash

>you actually need some inherent magical
You don't, anyone can become a mage.

Geralt vs Vilgefortz:
>That the road to wizardly excellence, although winding and difficult, is available to anyone? Even – excuse my parallel – to bastards or foundlings, wanderers or witchers—’
‘No,’ the sorcerer interrupted. ‘I didn’t mean to prove this road is open to all, because that’s obvious and was proved long ago.

Maybe you should actually read the books. They all look about the same age but Triss actually is that young, the other sorceresses just have magic youth surgery
So the age they actually look is the one thing in this casting that isn't a problem

>capable
>literal nobodies besides main guy

You can't be that retarded can you? Or this is prime bait.

Kek

Of course he's baiting. Do you really think someone living in Texas wouldn't be able to identify brown people?

i did (never played the games though)
i know that but triss looks like an old hag there while yen is basically a child this is wrong

the initial mutation that makes them infertile is like that, but there are instances where enchantments/illusions are done to cover up horrific scarring iirc. The example I can think of is the main wizard dudes assistant.

Yes, that is the one instance of an enchantment to hide a disfigured face in the books which is why absolutely every retard thinks everything else is enchantments too

You need some talent, the quote talks about how anyone- no matter the birthright - can be born with that talent.
>"Magic," Yennefer said after a moment, "is in some people's opinion an art. A great, elitist art, capable of creating beautiful and unusual things. Magic is the talent given to a few chosen ones. Others, talent deprived, can only look with admiration and jealousy at the results of the work of artists, can admire the created works, feeling at the same time that without these works and without this talent the world would be poorer. The fact that after the Conjunction of the Spheres, some of the chosen people have discovered their talent and magic, that they have found Art in themselves is a blessing of beauty. And so it is. Those who consider magic as art are also right.

>There are also those who think magic is science. To master it, talent and innate abilities are not enough.

Yes, but Yen is described as more maternal character, confident, stepmother-ish, cold.
Where Triss is more spontaneous and youngish (which makes sense, since Triss is like 30 and Yen is over 100 years old).

Spbp

Anyone can become a mage but with innate ablities (like Geralt) it's easier.

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>not including her looking back at him afterwards

I'm going to trust Vilgefortz over Yenn desu. He's been studying for only a few decades and yet he could break any Lodge sorceress over his mystically enhanced knee

She wasn't the only one to hide scarring with illusions; it's been years since I read them but whichever one of yen/triss got fucked up on the battle of that one hill and hides it also.

I was only every even replying to the pox-scarring comment. what the fuck was every your original point? that because triss is scarred(like nearly every sorceress in some way with how old they are) she can be a shitskin?

Also spouting "retard" every reply doesn't make you seem any more intelligent, especially after you backtrack after saying there is no enchantment.

Go ahead and trust that Vilgefortz quote, cause it's saying the literal exact same thing except that user took the context out

are you a drunk new worlder by any chance? Dark hair is the most common colour among all whites and Europeans you absolute nigger.

>but whichever one of yen/triss got fucked up on the battle of that one hill and hides it also
Triss got her chest burned to fuck and was never gonna wear cleavage again
>I was only every even replying to the pox-scarring comment. what the fuck was every your original point?
And I was only replying to the post wrongly saying almost every sorceress uses enchantments to hide their disfigurements. Turns out I am also able to join a conversation without being the original poster who started it, you stupid faggot
>after saying there is no enchantment
I said this
>It's not a fucking enchantment. Their beauty doesn't go away if they drop their concentration or something. It's permanent magic plastic surgery.
Which is true for how most sorceresses get rid of their disfigurements, which is what the post I responded to was about
Fuck off retard
Reread the books instead of going "hurr durr I haven't read them in years but I definitely remember this thing"

Dont have quote on me, but another clue to magic not being available to everyone is when witchers were trying to teach Ciri Signs, they mention those require minimal magical talent- which means you need some.
As I was saying, Vilgefortz in the quote most likely talks about how the talent can manifest in everyone, any mutt, pleb, "bastard" etc. No need for magical/royal lineage (which was confirmed in the books many times, when the fact that most magic practicioners are infertile (and Geralt's mother was one)).

>when witchers were trying to teach Ciri Signs, they mention those require minimal magical talent- which means you need some
It was something like if a regular person trained all their life they could maybe throw a single leaf with Aard, a Witcher after mutations can throw a person, and Ciri accidentally demolishes a shed the first time she tries while getting proper magic training

Literally anyone can use petty magic. It's established in the books that charms peasants weave and place in their homes can keep vermin and foul fortune away. Then there is the fact that any shmuck can lay down pretty serious curses if their anguish or hatred is great enough, like that fisherman did in the Witcher 3s Tower of Mice quest. The guy who originally cursed princess Adda was also not a sorcerer

Ciri had monstrous potential as a Sorceress, but lost it when she tried to tap into Fire and found it too intense

more like Fringorilla

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>folklore Slavic magic works for any peasant s-so there
This is the definition of moving goalposts

It's not folklore Slavic magic. It's literally D&D magic.

It's all the same stuff, they're all tapping Chaos (the energy that arrived in the world during the conjunction of spheres). What Yennefer uses is the same thing that several Priests and "wise people" use

>having a charm to keep monsters out or involuntarily cursing someone
>D&D magic
>they're all tapping Chaos
In your fucking headcanon maybe
The entire point of sorceresses is that they can draw power from the elements

Priests use the same power.

Look, I can make up things too:
Peasants involuntarily use the exact same magic as sorceresses do when they till their fields

You've been making things up for a third of the thread, like the claim that only trained sorcerers can use magic.

>"Magic," Yennefer said after a moment, "is in some people's opinion an art. A great, elitist art, capable of creating beautiful and unusual things. Magic is the talent given to a few chosen ones. Others, talent deprived, can only look with admiration and jealousy at the results of the work of artists, can admire the created works, feeling at the same time that without these works and without this talent the world would be poorer. The fact that after the Conjunction of the Spheres, some of the chosen people have discovered their talent and magic, that they have found Art in themselves is a blessing of beauty. And so it is. Those who consider magic as art are also right.

>There are also those who think magic is science. To master it, talent and innate abilities are not enough.

That the road to wizardly excellence, although winding and difficult, is available to anyone? Even – excuse my parallel – to bastards or foundlings, wanderers or witchers—’
‘No,’ the sorcerer interrupted. ‘I didn’t mean to prove this road is open to all, because that’s obvious and was proved long ago.