The Big Lebowski

>The Big Lebowski
>Donnie is still Steve Buscemi

Your move

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>Reservoir Dogs
>the guy that gets his ear cut off

>Irreversible
>Monica Belluci stays

Schindler's List
the girl with the red coat

Irreversible Monica plays the woman who is raped

>Fight club
>Meatloaf

>Fargo
>Steve Buscemi

>children of men
>Micheal Cain

>Drive
>the guy who gets his face stomped in the elevator

>Saving Private Ryan
>Tom Hanks

mulholland drive and the film director guy

>any Tarantino flick
>keep Tarantino

>The matrix
>Agent Smith

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Die Hard, keep Bruce Willis

damn took mine

Muppet's wizard of Oz, lol
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Well, there are 3 more die hard movies

very good

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ASS TO ASS

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Terminator, Sarah Connor

Dark Knight Rises

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>any james bond movie
>whichever actor is playing bond

requesting a vocaroo

>Baseketball
>Ernest Borgnine

>The Muppets (2011)
>Jack Black

>Spider-Man 1
>Willem Dafoe

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based

>dredd
>karl urban

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>The Sopranos
>Paulie

passion of the christ
jesus

>IT miniseries
>keep Tim Curry

>Statler and Waldorf as Pharisees

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>Django Unchained
>Samuel L. Jackson

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This, but make him a muppet before he takes the serum and the only human after he goes crazy.

>Kermit = Chief Brody
>Scooter = Matt Hooper
>Gonzo = Quint
>Fozzie = Mayor Vaugn
>Janice = Ellen
>Uhh... keep Mike and Sean, I guess.

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>no country for old men
>anton chigurgh

>gangs of ny/there will be blood
>ddl

>My kingdom is not of this world.
>I wish your act wasn't in this world either!
>Do ho ho ho ho!

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>Freddy Got Fingered
>Tom Green

You fucked up. It would be so much better to have Liam Neeson giving an Oscar caliber performance with puppets as his supporting cast.

>the thing
>the thing is played by a human

>Dunston Checks In
>George Costanza
Can non-human cast members (e.g. monkeys) get a pass?

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The Road
The one black guy that gets mugged by Viggo

Gremlins 2, keep Hulk Hogan

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>remake The Hobbit
>keep Ian McKellen as Gandalf

>Walter = Frodo
>Scooter = Samwise
>Gonzo = Gollum

Samwise and Frodo won’t show up in the hobbit. I thought Kermit plays bilbo and Fuzzy Bear Oakenshiekd

Heat
Al Pacino

Based
Based

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Bah. Got my Tolkiens crossed.

>Star Wars
>Alec Guinness

>Kermit starts transforming into the Brundlegonzo

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>not Arnie
Weak

>A Serbian Film
>The director's bodyguard

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Van Cleef, or the character anyway.

>The Frog, The Pig, and The Weirdo

>He doesn't want a Kermit on Conner sex scene
Cringe.

>Gonzo = Phantom
>Denise = Christine
>Walter = Raoul
>Miss Piggy = Carlotta
>Either Bunsen and Beaker or Statler and Waldorf = André and Firmin
>Mildred Huxtetter = Madame Giry
>Keep Jennifer Ellison as Meg

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>Denise
>"Deniseis a pig who features in the 2015 ABC series TheMuppets"

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Hey, when you're casting a female role for a Muppet, there aren't a lot of choices, alright? It's pretty much just Piggy, Janice, Camila, and Denise, and Camila doesn't really count.

Shutter Island, DiCaprio

I say keep everything except make Christine the single human and change Meg into Camilla. Instead of the real ending the finale would involve Gonzo meeting Camilla, the two falling in love at first sight, and Gonzo completely disregarding Christine. Happily ever after. Muppet kino

>Training day
>Keep Denzel

>Mandingo
>Richard Ward

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that was unironically a good series

>wetlands
>Helen

Schindlers List

The One Armed Jew

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>Kermit = Alan Grant
>Miss Piggy = Ellie Sattler
>Gonzo = Ian Malcolm
>Statler = John Hammond [or maybe they alternate between Statler and Waldorf for each scene and no one mentions it]
>Robin and uhh... Walter, maybe? = Tim and Lex
>Pepe = Muldoon
>Scooter = The lawyer
>Clifford = Mr. Arnold
>Bobo = Nedry
>Bunsen = Dr. Wu
>Chickens = Velociraptors

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>taxi driver
>keep martin scorsese

>American Psycho
>everyone but /ourguy/ is muppets

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Double Indemnity, the Fred Macmurray character stays human

The Usual Suspects, Kevin Spacey character stays human

Batman Vs. Superman
Jesse Eisenberg

Pitch Black
Vin Diesel

kino

The Pest
The Pest's girlfriend

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bending the rules to make Alpha where the kid and other tribesmen are human and all the animals are muppet creatures

Star Wars Episode II
Jimmy Smits

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>Lolita 1997
>keep lolita

How about Street Fighter where pic related (RIP) stays completely intact?

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I'd keep Alec Baldwin in Cat in the Hat.

Underrated movie.

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>the warriors
>cyrus

Master and commander
Jack Aubrey
>Hard alarboard, Mr kermit

>simspons
>“sneed”

In Bruges
Keep Collin Farrel

Keeping Steve Buscemi is cheating really. The guy already looks like a Muppet brought to life

It's established that there are ape muppets, so no.

>Fozzie as the guy who asks Ethan Hawke if he's ever had his shit pushed in

Slipknot
Cory Taylor is still Cory Taylor

I don't agree. Maybe Pulp Fiction, but Tarantino could be replaced by a muppet version of himself in most cases. Each movie would require someone else to be human, and I wouldn't waste that on Tarantino

I'd replace the OP with someone who isn't a serious fucking faggot and place the cast of this thread in a mass grave.

Wicker Man where the cop guy main character is the only human

>gets burned alive in a Wicker Man filled with chicken Muppets
It'd be worth it for that scene alone

Underrated kek

Ghostbusters but Rick Moranis stays

Brazil, only Robert deniro

i want henson studios to know i would watch 95% of the movies in this thread

>Full Metal Jacket
>R Lee Emery

redditor

Punch Love Drunk
Adam Sandler

The Shining
Jack Nicholson