I've never had a girlfriend

Me either. It is a primal instinct for us to want one, but me personally, I'm going to try to quell the desire and focus on making movies.

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Lose weight.

literally this

oh I mean asking a girl out in my class who's given tiny signs that they might be okay with it, they're pretty shy/quiet so nothing too overt
a risk I want to take for the first time in my life

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Same. I'll be 31 on Sunday.

I've had two in real life but my family never met them and probably think im gay

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I don't want a boyfriend, though.

wat

I was infatuated with this guy all through middle school and high school. Never amounted to anything. I'm so autistic I couldn't even become his friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

don't worry user we're going to lock people like you up soon for the safety of society

I will.

Good luck fren

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I am so tired bros

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if you want to lose weight, do intermittent fasting
makes it easy if you struggle through the first few days of skipping breakfast and delaying lunch
fewer calories consumed in the eating period too

Never had a girlfriend but slept with probably close to 100 women from clubs/bars. No one can relate to this feel it seems.

>27 year old virgin
>only girl you ever loved left your city and is getting blacked thousands of miles away

i wont make it lads

Just leave, I’m sure you have your share of orbiters in discord or twitter, go tell them you wanna get fucked soon, we don’t have that luxury

Ask her NOW. I’ve missed out on about 5 women. Do it before some douche does.

do it faggot

good luck user

I have a nice pc that I built by myself, so your picture mad me happy that at least I don't have a shitty laptop anymore.

This are the joys my life are made of. I don't even want a boyfriend, but I'm miserable in general. I don't think getting a boyfriend would help.

post left hand

my new 6 foot girlfriend wants to be a cool wine aunt and travel the world, told me she needed some space

now i’m fucking my khazar milker short chubby jew ex in my car every other day

what do I do

>I don't want a boyfriend.

Does your virginity make you illiterate too?

>posting your picture on mongolian hat weaving board

lmao

>late 20s
>never been on a date, had a gf, flirted with any girl, had attention from any girl
>only fugged prostitutes

>tfw just intermittent fast full stop because I prefer it
>Gain weight because I each such immense horrible meals and drink my weight in alcohol on the weekend
Can't imagine how fat I'd be if I eat regularly.

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A girl pressed her boobs against me during a hug once, that's the most action I've had in my 20 years of living.

Lads, why couldn't I be born a simple northerner not bothered by the crushing weight of existential dread or the burdens of proper hygiene?

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>getting fucked equals having a boyfriend
You’re pretty old fashioned aren’t you?
You can lose that virginity whenever you want, since you didn’t even refute the other things I said, so you’re keeping it out of laziness or for attention

>>posting your picture
It's just a hand you cowardly fat bitch

>needing a gf
>not being a man of god
Just trust in the Almighty's plan and wait your turn.

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Married and separated with 3 kids from 2 different women. Currently hooking up with 3 girls from work. Not even 30 yet.

Cherish what you have. The grass is always greener my lads. Love yourself first and foremost. I cannot stress that enough. Women are mostly garbage.

>on a*
now post

Can you shitbirds take this to /r9k/? We're trying to discuss capeshit

>pretty old fashioned

I just thought that was what you meant, but I'm saving myself for "THE ONE". So yeah, maybe I am old fashioned. I just think it's fun to tell people because these threads always pop up with people lamenting over it and I don't really think about my virginity like that.

I'll either die a virgin or be with that person. Whichever comes first, I'm not really worried about it right now.

Instead you very born as standard low IQ self-importart zoomie with no worth. How unique.

>currently hooking up with 3
>grass is green garbage
Nigger if it’s so fucking bad then stop doing it, goddammit

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Meaningless. There is no such thing as a female incel, this is your choice.

How is it every photo from Da Norf of a friday night seem like a painting?

TRIGGERED

if it makes you feel any better I have fucked a decent amount of 8/9s and it doesn't do anything, it's just a fleeting moment. even with the two chicks I dated, who I was loyal with, it's all a wash

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I envy you northman

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But have you KISSED a boy?

I never said I was a female incel, I'm more of a volcel. Clearly.

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>on a friday night
this is likely a typical Tuesday. But the answer to your question is that the Norf is a work of art

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Narcissicsm is a curse

do you know what the benefits are of extending the fasting period to 23 hours? i don't know shit about the insulin memes and imagine it to be some shit about eating fat for energy
benefits aside from being able to control your calorie intake very easily in that single hour/?

If you really are a girl and not just a man telling the truth while pretending to be a girl, you’re gonna have to settle for less sooner or later, unless you’re traveling the countryside of Scandinavian countries you aren’t gonna find WORTHWHILE men that share the same beliefs, most men will either already be used goods or severely autistic to be a virgin at that age
Give it up, lose your virginity, enter the dating game, it’s not too late

No.