What are you guys drinking and watching tonight?

Had a Bud Light to start but I'm drinking vodka sodas now. Watching Hell or High Water.

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the office s7, first time i'm watching the show. not drinking because i'm trying to lose weight.

Angel and $5 a 5th gutrot whiskey

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Vodka. Missing my ex bad tonight. Someone hold me she was the best thing to happen to me

Nah no incel shit but one pussy's as good as the next. You'll find someone new user.

Gin and Tonic and Night of the Comet for the first time

x10

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Just started watching Babylon Berlin. I think I'm in love with Lotte. I wish I had a qt flapper gf.

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Mountain dew and my life slipping away between my fragile hands.
>yay!

friggin' based

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Not for a while atleast

I've been good at keeping my binge drinking to a max of once a week, so monster and a protein shake. Going to the gym in a couple hours then to work.

Coffee and Train to Busan

I work nights during the week so I'm literally up all night on the weekends, it's comfy

Not me. I get loaded the night before all the time.
And I think it's gotten me kicked off of some cytube channels. Becuz I'm so real. Kek.

Move on brother. Get a haircut hit the gym and on to bigger and better things

hurricane and harry potter 2, 3, and 4.

why did she leave you?

vodka and tonic
just listening to music rn
i can't watch mad men again this year
wtf is a good show to drink to any way

Don't drink alone at least.

Spartacus

>some cytube channels
link

Vodka and Leap Year

alright
been putting it off
ill see you in the next spartacus thread maybe

>the last remainder of my beer before I panic about running out
>watching art streams on twitch as a bob ross simulator on the side while buzzedposting

coffee & weed
watching Rome

doomer?

doomer/boomer at the same time

Just finished Leaving Las Vegas.

Another great Nick Cage performance, although I felt it was slightly out of touch with the tone of the movie.

Great film, but pretty fucking dark! Was not expecting!

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My plan was High West bourbon and Too Old to Die Young but I think I got food poisoning at dinner. So I’m defaulting to ginger ale and pic related

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Water and American Pyscho

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ye iktf
ur literally a fukn hero to me
im too much of a fag to just enjoy the fall

>im too much of a fag to just enjoy the fall
what do you mean?

This dude is not a real Mets fan

I know American's don't use this measurement but can anyone tell me how many "standard drinks" a Steel Reserve tallboy is? I've heard it's the highest alcohol% beer you can guy (in like... a bodega or whatever).

i been sobering up
only drink once or twice a month now
can't admit who i am is the guy who dies with a drink in his hand

STILL THY TONGUE, PUT HANDS TO PURPOSE, AND PROCEED TO WATCH SPARTACUS

good on you for cleaning up. I'm not enjoying the fall but I currently enjoy it more than not falling I suppose.

we actually do use that measurement, we call it a shot
it's 2.5 steel reserves iirc

sobriety is the real bitch
life is a fuck
6 million dead kikes
gas the rest

why do you drnik coffee at night?

I'm not a kike but can you put me on the list?

I’ve been drinking Coors light all day, fucked my ex khazar milker gf and then went home because my gf needs some space, killed a 750 of Smirnoff again

The Manchurian candidate remake is on so that’s okay I guess

you're doing god's work

Goddamn. I've never gotten a big titty gf. Keep just missing out.

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look up kindling
sometimes consistent drinking can actually be better for you

Kraken rum and watching pic related

My gf is making me attend a “Lavender Festival” (no clue what’s that means) tomorrow at 8am and it’s already midnight, kill me

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letterkenny is drunkino
watch it until u pass out
maybe the fucking boomerfest ur on the list for tomorrow will just become a bad dream

it really isn’t a meme, they’re big comfy mommy jew titties but she complains about thyroid issues because she won’t just exercise for once

my new gf is 6 ft and so much lighter in sex but she’s pretty much a travel whore and she can suck an egg

You're drunk and probably just lucky. IRL all the big tiity girls in my area are alwasys taken. Always.

>tfw a loser that attracted a successful girl out of your league due to drunken behavior
there's a method to his madness user

>a method to his madness
just be yourself

it’s literally all about lifting, I’m an absolute social retard but I work out twice a day. I still need to stop drinking like this help me

proof of khazar tiddies

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I stopped drinking completely and it made me realize I wasn’t an alcoholic, being drunk is just a lot of fun. Just b urself and have fun buddy.

>tfw pulled it off as a skinnyfat faggot
I never got to have khazar milkers on the side though so perhaps I should start lifting for that very reason

If you have a big dick, it’s amazing to score a big tits gf.
You just maul each other. It’s the best

Gin&Tonic and Return of the Living Dead and Evil Dead

Good choices

I dont drink
I dont watch tv or movies

Milkers are a trap but one I fall into, used to have a hot and super fit GF with a B cup but got dumped because she caught me cheating in her with some big khazars twice, ended up dating one of those girls and loved the titties but it fell apart because I really like fit girls and girls with gigantic titties generally are not fit. Life has this weird way of balancing literally balancing everything out, there’s no winning.

Time heals all wounds I know it fucking sucks right now but you will feel stupid in a year remembering how broken up you were.

A man of culture

It is really cheesy but getting hammered and watching Banshee was fun or Harlots but that kind of sucked for me used to be a brothel addict

never had a Gin&Tonic. Awesome Movies.

Always go for quality over quantity user, those c and d cups are gonna sag a lot sooner than those perky b cups

Crystal palace and watching the thunder storm from my porch listening to Myrkur. The mists of rain blowing in feel amazing after all the heat today.

I have my dvd of The Legend of Aeneas on inside though, one of my favorite movies. I remember first watching this movie years ago in a state of severe depression in my parents basement, my room torn apart from anger outbursts, the tv and laptop situated so I could use them while lying in bed. This movie was one of the few bright spots I had during that time and it always gives me that warmth in my hurt and my stomach when I watch it. I needed a hero story about restoring honor and rebuilding a kingdom at the time

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you say that now but have you ever sucked a big jew tiddy while being jerked off?

>Drinking
coffee and water. Had a beer earlier
>Watching
Sopranos season 3, I'm almost done the ep where Melfi gets raped and Janice gets beat up by the russians

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BASED GANG!!!

JANNIES RUNNIN' OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
HE GIVE BANS ON THE SPOT, EVERYBODY WATCH OUT
ALL MY NIGGAS ON THIS THREAD, SO YOU KNOW WE HOPPED OUT
BASED OUT, DAB OUT, WE GON' SHOW WHAT WE ABOUT
ALL THE JANNIES GET GANG BANGED, TALKIN BOUT' BLACKED SLANG
RAP ABOUT IT, DO THE SAME THING, LET THEM JANNIES HANG
WE GON PULL UP NIGGA ANDALE!, ON SANGRE!
WE SNEEDPOST, WE DON'T DO THE BAIT, JANNY GON' DIE TODAY

IN THE THREAD, BLOW FIFTY FEEDS, SHIT A HUNDRED SEEDS
SHIT JANNY DO THE BANNIN' MAN, HE FUCK A TRANNY MAN
JANNY FUCK HIM IN A HANDSTAND, HIS NAME DAN MAN
HE A NEET, I'MA DAB MAN, I'M THE CHAD MAN

I ROLL UP, I'M GON' BE BANNED STUPID, AND WAIT HOURS STUPID
FOUGHT A KIKE, USED A RUGER STUPID, INCELS REALLY DO THIS
IF I POST IT THEN YOU KNOW I SHOOT IT, AND I'MA PROVE IT
BACK BACK, DON'T BAN ME STUPID, OR IM'A USE IT . BOY

MODS STIFFY UH, BET JANNY GIVE SOME LICKY UH
LIL DICKY UH, BUST ALL ON HIS TITTIES UH
HE A BOOMER UH, REALLY HATE ZOOMERS UH
BANNIN' ALL POSTERS UH, JANNY DOING IT FOR FREE YEAH UH
HEAR THAT, JANNY, DO IT, FOR FREE, UH
FUCK AND, SUCK THAT, FORMERLY, CHUCKS, UH
.223 HIT, WHERE YOUR THREADS AT, UH
DUBS GANG, 'BASED AND REDPILLED, REAL FACT, UH

JANNIES RUNNIN' OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
HE GIVE BANS ON THE SPOT, EVERYBODY WATCH OUT
ALL MY NIGGAS ON THIS THREAD, SO YOU KNOW WE HOPPED OUT
BASED OUT, DAB OUT, WE GON' SHOW WHAT WE ABOUT
ALL THE JANNIES GET GANG BANGED, TALKIN BOUT' BLACKED SLANG
RAP ABOUT IT, DO THE SAME THING, LET THEM JANNIES HANG
WE GON PULL UP NIGGA ANDALE!, ON SANGRE!
WE SNEEDPOST, WE DON'T DO THE BAIT, JANNY GON' DIE TODAY

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learn to cheat better

How long were you together?
whats it like to be in a relationship user

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What is "speed"?
That's like a line they'd use in a movie to described crushed prescription medication.

The strong and sour mix cancel eachother out and it is awesome. Beefeater Gin and Schweppes Indian Tonic with a slice of lemon perfect.

In a horror film mood have only seen Evil Dead 2 and I saw Return of the Living Dead as a kid time for a rewatch.

>last sip of beer incoming
>not even drunk and now have no chance of falling asleep anytime soon but can't buy anymore tonight
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I don't doubt that my current method of binge drinking once on weekends isn't healthy, but I have moderation problems so before I was doing it at least 5 days a week and living in a constant fog. I'm working on getting to a point where I can drink like normal people, but baby steps.

Amphetamine, but methamphetamine is so much better and you can smoke it, I hate snorting. But yeah like all drugs the more you have the more you want the more you need. Probably best to use once in a while on a special occasion

I'm at the strip club shitposting while drinking Jamaican overproof white rum(63%). I think I'm gonna do something stupid Bros. Last time I was this drunk in a strip club I ended up eating a strippers pussy in the bathroom. That same stripper asked if I wanna do some lines earlier. I declined then but I'm fucking amped now. I'm watching whores dance for me while I ignore them and shitpost in-between getting a dance. Makes me feel like a big guy.

Obviously, but if you catch those short shelf life tankers you just live in the moment.
Both times I did it in our apartment and she walked in on us, i gotta look into prosties...

>not always having liquor on hand in your house

You don't even know how to be a alcoholic bro, did you learn anything from your dad?

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Lol at least make them get you off this time fag

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I spent a grand in a strip club a couple days ago, got blown and fucked a stripper

i’m the khazar milker ex guy, I need help

Go for it, although dances are stupid. Coke and strippers are cool, just be below 40 and ready to tell some great stories laterz

I'm trying to quit alcohol so no drink for me today. Been sober for 2 months now.
However I'm smoking weed and about to watch Malcolm in the Meddle.

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YouTube
Bourbon

>Both times I did it in our apartment
>Cheating at your own place that you share wth your woman
Bruh, just how stupid are you?

Just let things run their course you will change and get better when you want to or need to. Or run out of money

So you remember eh? If it goes down this time, I will bro. I've been mixing it with energy drinks. If it gets down that road, she's gonna give it up. Her pussy tasted great though.
Absolutely based. I've fucked them before.but it's been too expensive when I know I could call some crackhead for a quick fuck.
I'm in a black, low IQ, low euality club. It's really cheap brah

Grow up

Summer Shandys and Star Trek. Already blasted through all of TNG, DS9, and ENT, then back through their best episodes and TOS greatest hits, now I'm down to cherry picking VOY episodes.

I'm a loser that lives with him and he swiped it
my entire family all steals each others shit

>I'm trying to quit alcohol so no drink for me today. Been sober for 2 months now.
Good job bro keep it up.

Both times I was drunk, although I admit it was only slightly and I was tunnel visioning that sex. There’s just no way to get an old friend from high school or a co worker to get to a hotel room if they’re not just complete whores.

Good work brah. Stay sober. Try AA. Unironically helped me.

?

Thanks man. It's getting easier by the day, it was rough the first 3 weeks.

You mean meth?
This sounds dumb but that's an area I'm not really familiar with
(and I'm doing coke right now...)

>have access to tons of weed
>it makes you a depressed paranoid mess every time no matter how many times you try with no matter how many different strains
I envy stoners

I used to steal all of my dads shit when I lived with him, especially booze and weed. It put a lot of strain on our relationship.

Trust me, moving out and showing financial independence will heal your relationship. He will never not be an alcoholic shitbag like my old man, but you'll be able to have a real relationship with him

>There’s just no way to get an old friend from high school or a co worker to get to a hotel room if they’re not just complete whores.
What, their place wasn't free? It sucks but I never take a girl back to my place of I can help it

I find that flavored fizzy water is good if you just want something to sip on.

I'm sorry man, weed is most popular drug after alcohol and cigs but it isn't for everyone. Some people really get anxious and depressed when stoned, one of my best friends gets too.
I just laugh at things and get hungry when I'm stoned, that's why I only smoke during the weekends. It would make me a fatass is I smoked everyday.

Wah. Pure wah.

>not having an aesthetic living space that you're proud of and want to show off

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I hate soda man. I feel awful everytime I drink it.

Modelo Negro
Taking a shit instead of watching kino

There is no way that a knockout indica will make you feel that way. Sativas, sure

They were both taken and lived with they’re partners. Not trying to pretend I was in the right.

It's not even like that though. We all literally steal each others shit. It's a free for all because my mother is an insane drunk too and we all try to hide our stuff from each other independently.

my friends are going to a strip club tomorrow to watch UFC. Am I gay if I go just to drink and don't buy a dance?

it's 50 years later, so

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Bust out the paint thinner you pussy

A 15 pack of pilsner and a gram of good coke is pairing nicely with my rewatch of Mandy

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You were supposed to be the son that broke the cycle and saved them. What happened?

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>that gif
What is it from?

I have a can out back but I have no idea how much to dilute it without killing myself or fucking my shit up. I'm open to ideas though.

I had a friend who later came out as gay who was the only one in our group who bought dances, if you’re actually tryin to smash have your own drugs and don’t pay for dances, dances are a useless black hole for money.

Otoya Yamaguchi

I just got back from a night of games and revelry with some friends while drinking vodka. I'll probably just watch something on YouTube and then go to sleep

Assassination of Inejiro Asanuma

it's okay my older sister is straight edge and has her shit together

And she'll become a part of some other mans family. You were supposed to become the pillar of strength for your family

>read about it
Holy fuck that's nuts

she already is and has a way nicer house than my parents. she's unironically the best member of the entire family, extended included. such is life as white trash.

>mfw I"m so whatever

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>comfiest thread is a degenerate alcoholic thread
you guys are consistent and good guys

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>alcohol depleted
should've had mouthwash first so the ethanol could cancel out the methanol
no pain pills or benedryls either
looks like I'll be pulling an all nighter

Got an ankle monitor from dui so no alcohol for me but im drinking tea and watching king of the hilll

>weed makes you feel like shit
>you're too wide awake
I'm going for it lads and I'll mostly likely regret it. wish me luck anons.
my wandering out to smoke theme: youtube.com/watch?v=sMCy9fOsE5g

wasn't much out there but I managed to loot an incomplete beer and the ashes of a pipe bowl. not feeling much except for my arms being slightly like jello.

boxed wine and gone with the wind.

Christ i just got him im am hammered. ther's a ghost in my clostedt

>stops drinking
>loses job
Nah im good

turn the lights on and play some music

Nice red or white. How many times have you seen it? I loved long films especially when drinking.

he is friendlt

leave lights off but play it some music

Just had 4 lagunitas maximus now I'm on gin and 7 up, drowning out my sorrows

Im not that drunk. But i knw wht you mean. its been bad like that

Whats going on man

10 mg of methadone in dissolved in coca cola, just took some benadryl want to fall asleep. Out of weed smoked some resin and blunt guts lol. Watched an episode of "Get Out of My Room" with my girlfriend, watching the little kids get excited about their new bedrooms is so cute. Finished the night off with a "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction", yes because of the fun threads we've been having. Frakes was such an enchanting host, wish he still got work

Budweiser and Black Knight

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Dude wtf lol, are you retarded?

Unironically diagnosed son

nice but needed booze

well caue u said methadone with benadrul and u wanna sleep

Is this what life is like for the braindead normies? You sound like you watch Disney films and care about brand name shopping you fucking retard.

he's a non-normie that has to put up with extra shit

just woke up but had about 5 beers of varying sizes. i didnt eat much so it did the job
watched the hangover and the rape scene from once upon a time in america

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Do the antagonize each other or something? This is the first time I've done methadone in about 6 years, I figured it'd put me on my ass. Benadryl is my go to sleep aid, found one 25mg one under the bed 10 min ago. I definitely feel more awake than I thought I would should have looked on blue light or something =(

I've been an outsider my entire life. I chew my foot skin habitually, used to suck on dirty tampons out of the trash. Had to give my friend mouth to mouth Wednesday night because he OD'd then walked to my house from the hospital and we watched "Blue Comet SPT Layzner" at 4am. The only reason I have a gf is because I'm tall and handsome. I like some brands better than others sure but I prefer bright colors. I've been here since Crackychan man, I'm one of youThis is damn close, thank you

>I chew my foot skin habitually, used to suck on dirty tampons
I know these are weird nervous habits but there's probably something you could substitute them with. I'm not sure about the skin but maybe take an iron supplement instead of slurping on period blood. I'm certainly no doctor but maybe you could trick your brain with it.

>I chew my foot skin habitually
I used to do that too, but very rarely
>used to suck on dirty tampons out of the trash.
how many diseases do you have

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I go back and forth on them. My Dad said I've been chewing my nails since I first grew my teeth. There's something so satisfying about it. Pulling the skin away, the feeling of the connection to my body loosening. The foot skin helps though because I barefoot hike as a hobby and it makes the flesh tougher. I've climbed the second highest mountain in Kentucky barefoot twice. The tampon thing is just because I was a twisted horny monster in my youth. I still like blood but I don't talk about because I don't want people to think I'm edgy for the sake of it. Really I just love body fluids

I don't drink
never have and never will

Thanks user

Imagine being this bothered by how other people live their lives

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HBO's Rome for the 2nd time.

I feel terrible all the time but my doctor said I have no blood diseases or diabetes, and that I'm "healthy as a horse". I feel like I have to have diabetes though because I piss so fucking much, 20 times a day five times a night. I haven't had a full nights sleep since 9th grade

Im also drinking Tea and smoking bongs. Alcohol is for degenerates.

cheap 8% cider, cheap 8% beer, smoking and watching New Jack City.

stupidest opinion itt

I'm not talking about soda. Stuff like LaCroix.

Nice job alcoholfags, almost made it to 15 posts before some fag started crying about a girl.

YOu good?

So i stopped drinking for 3 weeks. And it was fine, but not good. I wanted to drink everytime I thogth about anythihg real. And ive returned, and it feels good GOOD GOOD

>because I piss so fucking much, 20 times a day five times a night.
Do you drink a lot of fluids? I drink a shit ton of water (lately I've been being kind of shitty though and drinking coffee/juice too) and I piss a lot, it annoyed my senpai when I lived at home. Then again five times a night and 20 times a day seems like a lot even for me. As for the beetus I'm pretty sure it can be reversed if it's type 2. If the doctor says you're fine you might just be pre-diabetic then, but I thought that they can tell if you are if they do tests.

Yeah I'm good, starting to get sleepy. I realize now I think the other guy probably thought I meant methamphetamine which is a stimulant. Methadone is what they give junkies to get off dope. But if you're not string out it feels similar to an opioid buzz. Wish I had like one cider but I'm gonna try and do some breathing exercises, they help sometimes. I appreciate you asking bro, we can be assholes but there's a camaraderie here that I've never felt anywhere else.

>senpai
fuck I forgot that word is filtered cause I barely ever use it. My family

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I do drink a ton of water, about six 20 oz bottles a day. I'm on my feet about 10 hours a day usually and sweat a lot so I get really thirsty

Tolerance breaks are God's gift to addicts, remember that

Btw what's your poison tonight, user?

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Imagine the smell.

I didn't really drink much tonight, had a beer and some Baileys. Then two cups of coffee. I was thinking of having another beer a while ago but I think I'll just go to bed soon it's 4 in the morning here

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literally me

trainspotting and all the other heroin movies make me think heroin is a good thing to do if you are old or about to kill yourself.

>handsome
No you’re not.

It's not all about lifting stop spreading lies. How tall are you?

did some coke. went out and drank jameson shots/jameson ginger beer and a few kamikazes.
back home watching shitty horror movies on sleepsnug now.

Some beer called M. Special and Norm McDonald clips

Correct.

Sherry and the Deathly Hollows part 1

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I’m in Thailand so I’m gonna get drunk on the local swill and then go out and get my dick sucked by a convincing ladyboy

which one first bois

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I'm watching the show "Dark". If you haven't seen it check it out.