"TimeLife Music presents...Sounds of the 80's! YOU'RE THE MEANING IN MY LIFE, YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION"

EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED EMPIIIRRREEE!

>techno X-Files theme

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AND I RA-A-AN I RAN SO FAR A-WAY-EH EH!

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I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE, I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU...

WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO
>E-LEC-TRIC AVENUE

TAAAAAAKE ONNNNNN MEEEEEEEE
[take on me]

SHE'S GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S ONLY LIGHT
GONNA SHINE TONIGHT

CUZ I’M YOUR LADAAAY
AND YOU ARE MY MAN

THIS 2 DISC SET IS PACKED WITH THE HITS YOU GREW UP WITH AND JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF

I remember one of these but can never find the commercial
>get ready WAKE ME UP INSIDE WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>you always fiiiind a waaaay

youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s

Remember this shit?

HERE AND NOW!
I PROMISE TO LOVE FAITHFULLY

That one was my favorite one when I was a kid.

Like it was yesterday.
I can't remember math or shit but this shit is stuck in my brain forever.

AND I SWEAR

I don't know why, but the way they tried to sell you on the idea that you'd want to listen to something called "Tubular Bells" always tickled me.

BY THE MOON AND THE STARS

I think it's hilarious that they put the themes from Miami Vice, Twin Peaks and The X-Files on there.

ILL BE THERE UH EREERRR

Not Yea Forumssic but I'm posting it anyways
Witness me

youtube.com/watch?v=w4rtpTtSBh8

basically an old commericials thread, so you're good

I forgot all about this
>tfw parents wouldn't let you watch beavis and butthead

I could, but I never strayed to mtv, so I wasn't interested at the time, too busy watching tremors and robocop on hbo

youtube.com/watch?v=kYwRXqjiAZ8

back when they had good shit to watch youtube.com/watch?v=GjYDBLnHE1Y

KEK

oooaaaaAAAHH

Starts off X-Files then turns into a derivative of Robert Miles' Children

IT'S THE FINALLLL COUNTDOWWWNNNN!
*synth noises*

> tfw you steal mom's credit card to buy this
youtube.com/watch?v=qfuW0n7UmhQ

LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS!

AND THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEANS

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HELL FUCKEN YEAH

AND THE SUPERIOR SPINOFF
LOTS AND LOTS OF JETS AND PLANES

INB4 ZOOBOOKS

F U C K ZOOBOOKS

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Haha fuckin Hbo A-team baby

CARABYIN QUEEN
NOW WE'RE SHARIN THE SAME DREAM
AND OUR HEARTS THEY BEAT AS ONE

That shit was like catnip for autists.

OOOOOOH, TAINTED LOVE!
WHOA
TAINTED LOVE

based

SHIT WAS SO YUROTRASHY IT MADE ME SICK LMAO

Based as fuck
Yep, that’s why I loved it so much

What the fuck is that thing anyways? It always made me nervous as fuck.

Also why are commercials so forgettable these days? Suburban life seems so lame in them now.

TAKE YOU TO STEAMMMMMY JUNGLES....

I always wanted the sick ass tiger poster from the ads

>you can literally never go back

youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI

o_o

HEAVEN ISN’T TOO FAR AWAY

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGH ENOUGH

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I'll get the cassettes thank you very much. CDs are such a fucking fad. Every car has a fucking cassette player, can you imagine a CD player in your car? Just constant skipping I gauranfuckingtee.

Be smart, buy cassettes.

JENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE

LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE

STRAWWWWBERRYYY WIIIINE
SEEEVENTEEEN

And The Exorcist

Unironically link to the commercial. I need it

>not posting THE FUN EASY WAY TO TURN ORDINARY INTO EXTRAORDINARY DESSERTS
youtube.com/watch?v=lH2Vf25WxXE

NOPE. This is the superior Time Life Sounds of the Xs commercial. 2 minutes played every 15 seconds for a period of 18 months in the early / mid '90s. Hear it again, those exact songs in that exact order, cut that exact way that you need it.

youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0

CAUSE I'M YOUR LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDYYYYYYYYY

nah
"The best years of our lives
The hope of it survives
The facts of life unspoken
The only game in town
I'll turn the last card down
And now the bank is broken"
youtube.com/embed/I2ryqcp1Oxo?start=304

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

fuck shirley temple, and fuck that commercial lol

AND I SWEAR

BY THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SKY

Donate your car to Israel

youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
CAUSE I'M WANTED
WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE

TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

Naw dude, when that shit came out, and the Young Guns and shit, and Bon Jovi thought he was a cowboy, PepsiCo / Frito Lay came out with this fucking Doritos commercial that sounded just like that shit. But it's not on the YouTubes so I can't show you.

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE

I WEAR MUH SOHN-GLASSES AT NIGHT

SO EYE CAN

SO EYE CAN

GUESS I'M OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

t. faggot who sold out to the jews undercutting the 8 track master race

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY
THAT I LOVE YOU?

I love you boomer fucks

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GOD OF WONDERS BEYOND OUR GALAXYYYYYYYYYY

YOU ARE HOOOOOOOOOOOLY

>trust me, my dad works at PepsiCo/FritoLay
Tell me more time traveler

SEASON 1 OF DEADLIEST CATCH WAS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING EVENTS ON TELEVISION

~sail away~ x199

This was Gen X's era little zoomer

youtube.com/watch?v=HVzAH0FtNwg
Forget about Boy George
Wait until 0:58 when Ellen Terry kicks in

Fuck!
FUCK

Every time I eat crab I laugh and think some wagie lost his hand or died bringing me my meal I think nothing of.

THESE DREAMS
GO ON WHEN I CLOSE MY EYEEEEEEEES

NEUNUNDNEUNZIG LUFTBALLONS

AUF IHREM WEG ZUM HORIZONT

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make it stop

youtube.com/watch?v=mRRVSo19wqk

It sounded like that "wake up in the mornin' and I raise my weary head" shit with the mournful guitar and shit, except it wasn't really, because in actuality it was the most annoying shit ever with this I SEE A GIRL AND SHE'S LOOKIN' AT MY DORITOS… hard rock hook, but if you listen to the notes they weren't playing, it was clearly stolen from Bon Jovi even though it wasn't Bon Jovi. They take care to make sure no one can hear the commercial now because #MeToo and you can't have girls looking at your Doritos.

The Beatles 1. 72 of the best songs on one disk for the first time. EVER!

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youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0

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EVERY SECOND OF THE NIGHT

YESTERDAY YOU SAID YOU'D CALL SEARS

AND SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWERRRRR

CAUSE IT'S ALLLLL FOR ONE...

AND ALLLLL FOR LOVE...

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youtu.be/GWZij1FN_SU

based

Im glad i was poor and could never fall for any of this shit.
20 bucks for 1 cd.... fuck that shit

>boomers sitting around sipping lite beer on 4channel about their gay ass commercials
Lmao get back to the retirement center or the nurses are going to call security

THE PATENTED IONIC BREEZE QUADRA

youtube.com/watch?v=QhsIsoDDBEM

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I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

I'm squeezed in the middle.

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ATTENTION

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

imagine being the director for some of these commercials

How's summer school James?

>direct from yurop

Dropped

Darkness
Makes me stumble
For a key
To a door
That's wide open
youtube.com/watch?v=7sLo4CvssDs

I bet you are not old enough to buy a fucking beer can.
You probably still live with your parents and have to masturbate to muted porn

Shit face little asshiole

Are blue screen ads now illegal?

Did Time Life have the music videos!?

EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED EMPIRE

Step aside assholes, best commercial coming through:
youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZo

Robert Loggia is banging the mom

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Just two movies in all that time? I know you wanna sound cool, but you're a retard. You could literally catch one of those movies twice a day.

SONY WON
youtube.com/watch?v=GeOSWLGKuaE

The plan guarantees the right to $50,000 of insurance by age 28, regardless of health or occupation.

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Yes, that's French they're speaking, and no, these children aren't French.

HE'S THE
ROLLBACK MAAAAN
HE'S THE ROLLBACK MAAAAN

HE'S CHANGING ALL THOSE PRICES

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OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!

ITS A HOT SONG

WHEN SHE STRUGGLES TO HIT THAT HIGH NOTE AND GOES RASPY

THOSE BIG HAIR SHOULDER PAD SLUTS REALLY MOANING FOR THE DICK

Heh

Wow, a whole $50,000. You could go to 1.5 years of college with that

THAAAAT'S

WHAT MY HEART YEARNS FOR NOOOOOW

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGXEEafY6f4

For the autistic friendless nosey old man in all of us. This commercial has been an inside joke in our family for 20 years.

MONKEYS
AND
RABBITS
LOOP-
DE-
LOOP

Fuck bros how do we return to innocence??

How about some punk rock?
youtu.be/dJoo7Tgjr8U

I want you to want me!, even the nights are betteeeerrrrr, you ARE soon beaUUUtifuuul to me. Those three snippets have been burned into my mind in that order since I was 8 years old

Zoz

Quit jerking it to traps for starters.

Who'd have thunk that we'd all be missing these commercials 15-20 years later

>Crowded House
>punk

Kiefer was the only one based enough to escape with a shred of dignity.

>KIEFER
>DIGNITY

EVER SEE HIM GO ON A BENDER
IE EVERY NIGHT LMAO

He doesn't have aids or a non-existant career. That's a shred in my book.

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ILLUSTRATIONS

LET ME BE MYSELF
SO I CAN SHINE
WITH MY OWN LIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=-_XL7MtkZ8w

Based schizo poster

TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT!

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
EVERYTHING I DO
I DO IT FOR YOU

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THE UNIVERSE DECLARES YOUR MAJESTYYYYY

Do Americans really relax to the X-Files techno remix?

Do Europoors not?

underrated

O MIO BAAAABIIIINOOO CAAAAROOO
youtu.be/bJBXjE67_nI

Zoz

LITTLE JOE THE WRANGLER WILL WRANGLE NEVER MORE

TINY ADS IN NEWSPAPERS

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HAVE I TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD YOU
LATELY
that i love youuuuu?

THEEEEEEEEEEESE DREAMS....

youtu.be/gueUrgf5mPs

Best in thread.

HEYA OWAAA O AAAAEEEEAAA OOOOOOOWAAAA A HAAAAAEEEEEYEAH OOOOOEEEEEEEAAAAAA

I have the full Time Life 60's-70's collection in FLAC; the masters they used were quite good most of the time and had excellent sound quality

>Hadn't heard Return to Innocence in years
>See these threads yesterday and today
>Walk into Walmart tonight, and it comes on

That's some cosmic shit right there.

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>Tubular Bells

I've never really thought of the Exorcist theme as something to chill out to.

Oh fuck yes.

This is one of the funniest videos ever made.

I'm about to watch The Blob, Monster Squad, Hellraiser, or Fright Night. HBO always just meant scary movies to me as a really small child.

Based af

youtube.com/watch?v=cW8Wn2dJyfY

I thought half the songs they played there was from the 60s.

I can see the horse and the ocean in my head.

That's fucking awesome.

That kino intro always reminded me of this...

youtu.be/VpeBGQ1S5t8

See, that's funny cause when I watched that link, I had flash backs of 24 Hours, Casualties of War, and Fletch Lives.

I'm thinking it's because my grandparents were the only people I knew who had HBO, and my uncle watched almost nothing but horror movies at the time, and he also happened to be deaf, so he wouldn't hear me sneak in behind him to watch from behind the couch.

Kek! Based. That is based user.

For me, HBO was all about watching the films I wasn't supposed to watch. Which was probably all in my head, being rebellious, cause my dad would take me to rated R films on the reg. I remember telling classmates I saw films like Die Hard and Goodfellas and they all were just in awe.

WHAT... WOULD... YOU... DO...

IF MY HEART WAS TORN IN TWO...

Order now!

I'M THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE WITH YOU, DEEP INSIDE YOUR HEART, YOU SEE IT'S TRUE

How the fuck did this stuff work?

youtube.com/watch?v=prMOfdjyFK0

Satan.

Trust me, devil worship was a huge thing back then and "Squand of Wrath" was one of the most powerful Level 8 spells.

youtube.com/watch?v=10EnRI80zvk

Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting is the most powerful level 8 spell in terms of raw damage potential for those into that kind of thing.

Is this kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=7ISe0fdoaPs

These always spooked the fuck out of me as a kid but I really wanted to read them.
youtube.com/watch?v=WBf2i7O5QNg

It's 2019, we need irl Crossfire matches in a lava stadium.
youtube.com/watch?v=85HSayVAC6U

magick

LOOK AT THOSE LOOOOW RATES

This guy knows his shit.

I loved these creepy-ass commercials. The one about the Flying Dutchman always got me.

youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

KYRIE ELEISON DOWN THE ROAD THAT I MUST TRAVEL *CLAP*

I'm not a guy...

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HEY, MAAAAN, IS THAT FREEDOM ROCK???

YEAH, MAN!!!!

WELL TURN IT UP, MAAAANNN!!!!

youtu.be/2eGWW8KOQio

i can't believe i fell for this shit.

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FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE LOW PRICE OF JUST $14.95
youtube.com/watch?v=p3wv5X2GbUU

>early-90s to late-00s Comedy Central, Sci Fi Channel, E!, MTV, Cartoon Network/Adult Swim/Toonami, and Tech TV/G4

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IT LIFTS AND SEPARATES!!
youtube.com/watch?v=E0wSsTclPYk

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
youtu.be/vlGleYWibXM
If you stayed up on Saturdays to watch/record Saturday Anime on Sci-Fi Channel, this played during nearly every commercial break.

LONDON

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

LOL.

What's worse?...

>Chia Pet

OR

>The Clapper

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>you also get Huey Lewis and The News

this is a pretty solid 80s pop rock compilation tbqph

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PURE MOOOD
U
R
E

M
O
O
D
S

used to watch the whole 30 minute infomercial on the weekends
youtube.com/watch?v=GQx97CPInnY

this and A&E commercials are pure bliss...

FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY

I once won a $20 bet because I knew that "Der Commissar" was performed by After the Fire thanks to these commercials.

HHHHHHHH GREGG

youtube.com/watch?v=QJzt8L_i7_U

I love how many different rhetorical techniques are displayed in old ads

>punk
>that entire CD
>those 2 stereotypical punk characters

made my morning.

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I can't listen to this song anymore without thinking of "Don't Call Anyone."

youtube.com/watch?v=0kYYiRmtMH4

commercial nostalgia kino?

Blue screen ads were from a time when ordering by telephone was something people actually did. Nowadays you can just order online, so there's no point in giving out a 1-800 number. In fact, that makes people less likely to buy into it now.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sl7ShjyhEiM

they will never find a better narrator than Graves

sail away sail away sail away

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LADY IN RED, IS DANCING WITH ME

is that what this is? I can tell you what 90s pop punk was but not 80s

silicon i think

A type of shark I think

can't believe this dude is still alive

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!

broooooo

i thought this thread has an 80s motif...
but did anyone else think return to innocence was by some fuckin native american band?

I don't think anyone expected things to get this bad.

open.spotify.com/playlist/7IanQtLOcGARUyTsIL1ARJ?si=BH0Lbo3-Q1ikCiwKc72nKg

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>stop speaking
the virgin morning anchorman vs the chad sand salesman

>2010
Get out.

WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH?

HERE THEY COME

>direct from Europe
kek

Its a cover. Og is falco.

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Many are the evenings I'd bump the X-Files theme while eating a cheeseburger in my truck driving home from the gun store.

Yeah im thinking youre pretty based

THANKS JOHN, I'M REALLY PLEASED