Based

based
coping baldie
based
to slay monsters
shut up loser, muscles are kino

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When did teenage girls get so based? This look is a million times better than some "functional" shit.

you can't slay monsters being natural bro

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Guaranteed kino tv threads incoming youtu.be/cSqi-8kAMmM

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Is there a decotion in the book that turns geralt into a roid buff freak as well? He looks like fucking shit and that wig looks so fucking fake. DOA as fuck

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>gets his daily flu shot
>workout all day
>go back home to fuck his harem of sloots

why even live bros

he's doing his superman face

Actually looks good but I'm sure the writing will be tumblr shit.

Yeah I'm thinking it's kino

if you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin

I see hunting drowners isn't that bad
it clearly pays for 4 meals a day and workout

I dont know why Lambert is always bitching. maybe its because he is a faggot

1. Cavill makes me gay
2. Cavill is actually good as Geralt
3. the trailer sucks.

>Geralt, the highly trained mutated guy who drinks potions made of monster hormones is supposed to be some emaciated kurwanigger

no he is not
Cavill is a good actor who can play the role, but he is not a witcher, aka traveling hobos, hungry, thin and full with lice

this guy right here is from the school of the Chadanimal

Geralt was a fucking Chad in 2 and 3. And before you talk about the books, I don't give a rats ass about them. They're irrelevant.

He's a big guy.

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*gets bleached*

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I wish he was doing that to my dick and balls

YOU FUCKERS LOWERED MY EXPECTATIONS SO MUCH THAT THE TRAILER ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY DECENT

WHAT THE FUCK

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Will they have fanservice scenes like the game had with him taking a bathtub? Asking for a friend.

God I hope so

She only fucks white guys based on her IG. Like most colored celebrities.

The writing will ruin it. Cavil does look good though.

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tv memes will save it though

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He looks perfect with his natural body. Why did they have him to wear a buff suit in order to look like an anime buff guy? Is it because they wanted attract the female audience by making them squirt buckets ? The fuck is wrong with the production team

even there he was not natty

>Penis helmet Nilfgaard
>Terrible monster cgi
>Terrible dialogue
Thank you Netflix, very cool!

That's from Immortals, from 2011. He got ultra buff for Superman.

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With those big strong arms, perhaps he can carry the entire show

I wish it was possible to watch bulked up cavil fuck his lean self

For all of us

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Here's your Triss, bro

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>only will be on screen for 30% of the time
seeing Yenifer moaning, Triss appearing and Nilfgaard attacking I assume they skip the superior short stories

Another pale red head lost to politics

He's naturally built like a tank. As you get older its easier to bulk up but keep weight off. Its why body builders typically peak mid 30s yes I know they live on steroids but same effect.
You'll be at your leanest mid twenties then 30s you be at your bulkiest then 40s all down hill and it sucks

Not enough Yennifer.

>You'll be at your leanest mid twenties
:(

what exactly is hollywoods problem with redheads? fucking racists

They fear their beauty and redness.

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Yeah, I couldn't gain weight until late 20s hit 30 got up to 195. But if you aren't lean as in you don't have a six pack in your 20's

Shit man the rest of your life will get harder and harder every year by 2x. You've got to get in shape or its will be too late

Why does she look so OLD lmao
Pathetic shitskins age so bad

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>two in the pink, one in the stink, bitches

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what are you doing here?

In folklore, female redheads symbolize the purity and beauty of the European race. That's why they've got to go first.

Imagine all the pussies in the world getting their cute panties wet and shaking watching this.

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What is Geralt's face saying here?

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>Live action Small Soldiers remake confirmed

a feel

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Funny to hear that, since the very concept of race can be dated to ~18th century, and the fundament of euro folklore is much older

Hey, Henry. Big fan.
Let's play WoW later

baassed

not only the niggers and bad cgi stands out, he does too. he has too big of a presence for this low budget piece of shit

witchers carry all kind of potions and steroids and shit for fighting monsters

only if you learnt your "history" at an (((american))) university

>Just be yourself bro

he doesnt look like geralt at all. too young, too pretty, too buff
but cavill is the least of the problems with this train wreck

you just needed to eat at a surplus above your tde e user

The long hair wig looks god awful. The rest would be okay. They should gone with a topknot or something.

So will Geralt hunt misogynistic and transphobic monsters?

Just not that many of them there. Same with asians.

yes, geralt will hunt white males

>He's naturally built like a tank

Nice trips but he only reached tank status when he had help from Hollywood personal """"trainers""""

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thats literally what they are implying
>The real monsters are the ones we create

I noticed they're doing stuff from the first and fourth books. I guess most stories from the first two books and the Triss diarrhea adventure from the third will be skipped. Looks good though. (Except the Nilfgaard armor)

Dude I'm mid 30s now. In my twenties my natural weight was 5'11 130, on my diet of 6000-9000 calories a day of get up to 170 but very very little body fat. Now I eat aroumd 4000-6000 calories still low body fat weigh around 170. At my peak weight was 190 but around true 7-9 body fat. Gsp the fighter was around 9 to 10 percent. Marathon runners around 6 to 8
Everyone lies about it lol

>Curry... hints of shit... Yenjeet, gotta be.

It's absolutely crazy when you consider how tall he is and can still look like that.

Because the interesting parts of the witcher series were those about stabbing the fuckin monster in the face. kys

He's built like a tank, all he has to do at hiscurrent age is just cut.
Duh

Cavill is going to carry this show so much. He looks awesome and the rest looks like trash.

>I guess most stories from the first two books
They should leave the Blaviken Butcher story

sorry, still a 9.5/10 body

Why.

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He's only 6ft which is not that hard

The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

Want medieval-like Henry kino? Just watch The Tudors.

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I forgot I'm on the internet where it kills people to admit that being over 6 feet with that frame is impressive.

thats dark man

Not ripping on you, but you have to be soccer fan lol 6 foot 210 and fat isn't that impressive

Is it any good?

More or less the perfect height for most things, especially gaining muscle.

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Apparently shes getting her tits out. Also what mix is she?

Why wasn't he Gaston? He chewed scenery fine in Man from U.N.C.L.E., he could chew more.

I liked it.

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Look at his lats. The width he has and the thickness too. In my experience I've only seen that type of build on 5'6"-5'10" guys at the most. Basically all I'm saying is when you look at him in that pic and his proportions you'd think he's on the smaller side but he's 6'1" that's impressive to me. Look at another actor like hemmsworth who even though he still looks great looks very narrow. That's what's more common with tall guys.

>Funny to hear that, since the very concept of race can be dated to ~18th century

You're an idiot that's been fed horseshit. People understood the concept of race before it was empiricized and measured.

For

>tfw he's bigger than the game depiction of Geralt

Game depiction of Geralt is perfect in pretty much every way. I don't think he should be too bulky, because there's an element of swiftness to the character, almost like a fox, that gets lost if you're too big.
But Henry still looks pretty fucking good.

This is a pretty solid offseason build.

Game Geralt is too attractive, except for the W1 version. He's canonically a butt-ugly mutant.

I need him to impregnate my boypussy

Can someone please tell me if I can look like this naturally?

I'm about 5'10 and natty and not incredibly strong or autistic about diet and get complimented on shoulders plenty. Guess that's one perk of being manlet scum.

Game depiction is the canon look for me, and what got me into the franchise in the first place. Used to LARP that he was just my necro from D2 in a solo game.
I don't know where the "white hair mysterious/ambiguous" trope started, but I'll always be a sucker for it.

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You're not a manlet. 5'10 is about average/slightly above.

Even from certain angles in TW3 he still has that odd mutant look to him. TW2 depiction of him was the best. Cavill is just too young and not rugged enough. He looks like a body builder with dyed hair.

IIRC the trope really became popular from some literature character, but I'm forgetting the name. Think he was some kind of elf. Most popular modern depictions are Geralt and Alucard.

Geralt is supposed to be juiced, its a part of being a Witcher that you take a bunch of drugs to get superhuman abilities.

What that other user said is right. You're a great size at that height user.

You're thinking of Elric of Melniboné. Cool as fuck aesthetic, agreed.

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not really no

Redheads are witches. They need to be purged,

drizzt?

That's Stallone's height

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Game Geralt is lean, but still larger than average, but is all muscle.
He fights monsters and needs to have strength but also the agility to dodge attacks. So his build makes perfect sense.
Letho is the only witcher who has a bulky build. And his is REALLY buff.

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post body

No, it was Elric, that guy was right.
>mfw got flashbacks from watching Fire and Ice as a kid
The bad guy in that had a very similar look.

t. hollywood executive

SS + GOMAD for 5 years

>I was told Triss had red hair, fuuuuuuuuck

Purged onto my dick, yeah lmao.

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I only know drizzt by name anyways, heard his name in a videogame magazine forum more than
a decade back.

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God what a stunner

>Alucard
Might be the best looking son of a bitch in all of fiction. Kinda like Griffith, but less feminine. Unironically jelly as fuck.

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I literally did not realise this shot was Cavill. Wtf. It was one of the biggest problems with the trailer, it looked like a soap opera meathead doing Gothic porn. Jfcavill.

If it was pandering to teenage girls he'd be some skinny curly haired twink

Most don't like the main actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Henry VIII

Can I ever achieve that if I'm a 6'3 lanklet?

Teenage girl want sexually ambiguous K-pop stars.

what film?

What the fuck is this thing? It looks like Robert Z'dar had a lovechild with his Guatemalan maid.

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It's diversity, sweaty. ;)

look at dem elvzz mang

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I fuckt my whole carrier as a actor.

wow. you are actually retarded. fuck off retard

Yes. Gym maxxx, food maxxx, limit the cardio to a bare minimum.

Geralt should never be this bulky, witchers are endurance / agility athletes (other than Letho who isn't from the books). I'm not necessarily against Henry Cavill as Geralt but this particular shot looks like a fucking Conan remake. They should have slimmed him down, not bulked him up like a body builder.

What the fuck. I'm a Hollywood apologist and even I cringe at this shit. Netflix can't die soon enough.

Just be yourself bro

its just unfinished armor they said
its just protective gear they said

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Should’ve cast Tom Holland

Looking good

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Looks like the player character from fable

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Those were my thoughts too. But he'll still be the best part of the show regardless. They could've picked a perfect Geralt and it would still suck judging by the other aspects, so who gives a shit.

top notch visibility m8

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we wuz elvzzz
?

Personally I would've cast Mads about 15 years ago and it would've been a feature film as opposed to a series.

whats even going on with this guy

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Looks cute tbf, but that's not how Triss should look.

Is this kino?

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>scrotum armor

What the hell were they thinking?

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Nice of him to show up with his two daughters

You could literally just rip him out of Valhalla Rising and give him a white wig and it would be near perfect

prop master, go down to the fleamarket abd buy me some art for this set. hush hush.

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kind of looks like it might be duny (aka emhyr) who is ciri's dad when he's afflicted by a curse

basically he's sonic the hedgeknight until geralt helps break the curse

whose throne room is that?

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Straight out of the Eragon movie from 2005.

It looks like crackhead legolas after he let himself go a bit

Not sure. Could be the guy cursed to be a hedgehog mobster/thing from the books.

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cintra, i think

that's ciri on the left, queen calanthe in the middle, and her skellige fuckboy on the right?

>be professional monster hunter/fighter
>wear you hair long
why

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I think those are dryads, which are basically orphaned human children left to die in the woods, but get picked up by fae and trained into child soldiers.

I like how the one guy on the right has specially made fatboi armor

3 golden lions on blue blazon. looks like cintra yes.

for the vagina obviously

>orphan human children

Oh, so it makes sense they're black. Okay.

top notch cgi

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Hi guys, Henry here. Glad the consensus seems to be somewhat good. Trust me, you (most of you) will enjoy the show.

which potion did he chose?

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nice

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Elves in the books were pretty advanced
>nigger elves are ooga booga tier

>why am I wearing ill fitting armor?
>what's happening right now?

more penis armor

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dryads are a separate species brainet. Geralt notes multiple differences between them and humans when he meets them, including the smell of their sweat

Imagine Cavill squatting on your face so you can have full access to his ass/balls/dick haha

>this is the sorceress geralt shags the most

>just faraway background costume they said

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Haha that would be pretty funny user haha

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for nilfgaard?

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looks like shit

honestly it looks like game of thrones but with more niggers

Imagine Cavill's balls slapping your gooch as he bends you over and raw dogs you haha

atleast some people have cool armor

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I'm mostly a bookfag and I think most of this looks good. Nilfgaard armor still looks like shit. Also I'm fine with Elves being black, but I wish they looked more otherworldly. e.g. Dryads have green skin and are almost indistinguishable from their surroundings, but the ones we saw in the trailer just look like tribal humans.Other than that it's surpassing my low expectations.

He's a good looking guy but his eyes unnerve the fuck out of everyone. It might be some Sapkowski self insert shit, but pretty much every single woman he's on friendly terms with finds him attractive.

no color allowed

>woman guard
>token black guy on the right
wew lads

Yeah these aren't half bad. I like fat armors.

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looks like plastic shit just like that shitty warcraft movie

>generic armor with bland colors
what an epic

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Haha funny idea user

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Me on the right.

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i like ciri though.

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She looks too old for the part

Lmao he looks like an action figure with detachable arms

who white walkers here

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kek, read it in his voice

This. The books never talk about him being ugly, just scarred. He is swimming in top tier sorceress puss which is already above normal puss.

>Our Emhyr
Give Charles Dance a wig.

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Too old.

God damn, MORE DISLIKES MORE! FOR THE FUCK SAKE GOD DAMN!

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heres your emhyr bro

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He already had his shot in the game

Honestly doesn't look that bad, all things considered.

>professional army just charges at a dead sprint for a mile into a fight

Why do they keep doing this

>Kovir and Poviss + Nilfgard, the richest and most advanced kingdoms, use armor based on late 14th/ early-middle 15th century
>The little kingdom of Cintra uses 16th century plate, trousers and burgonets.

That's Mousesack. Guess the actor's ethnicity.

>charging from an elevated position

>mutated under torterous circumstances
>constantly on the road doing all kinds of shitty jobs to survive
>looks like a meat golem

makes sense to me.
pic is me on the big screen. i did some acting myself.

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Looks way better than the shitty dragons from Got

Imagine this guy saying "Dudu" with a straight face lmao

these sets look so fkn garbage

See you at Brenna, Black One.

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all of these > why does everything have the same color palette as the jackets from The Division 1?

Mah qween

It looks like they're going to focus on the later books rather than the first ones, that are for the most part

God she’s ugly

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Thanks Henry, if you're legit.

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God I wish

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I think we knew that he was going to look good from the get go.
Geralt wasnt the issue

I knew he looked familiar

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what fucking order am i supposed to read all the damn elric books in

how the FUCK do they turn this shit out so god-damn quick? I swear it was like, 'the other week' people were finding out lol Netflix is going to make witcher. then the superman guy was casted
Now it's fucking MADE? the costumes, the sets the actors all turned up and it's shot and fucking eidted
what the fuck

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i want him to make me feel like a girl as he hugs me and kisses my neck and gropes my fat ass with his big manly hands
no homo

Not to sound gay, but Cavill was the only part of the trailer that kinda interested me.

Unfortunately, most of the trailer was the ugly women constantly talking and standing. Again, not to sound gay.

I have a bad feeling about this show.

Extremely gay post

How long would it take to look like this if I'm a skinnyfag?

We're all gay for Henry. There's no shame in it.

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>18th century
Absolute bollocks mate, even the Romans used to talk about the Germans, Gauls (french) and the Britons, as well as obsess over their own racial purity.

d...d-d-daddy?

The stealer of souls

Look at all the roasties behind him staring like a bunch of creeps

cope

Can you blame them for being so damn thirsty?

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>soap opera meathead doing Gothic porn
That's exactly what they made. Their entire production staff is a bunch of feminist woke types. They can't make kino, they only know how to preach at best, reeee at worst.

You will never be a woman. Cope.

So medieval fantasy Poland has minorities but apparently no furniture.

>Letho is the only witcher who has a bulky build. And his is REALLY buff.
Yeah, Letho is a roided monster, pretty sure he chews boulders for fun.

This is so goddamned jarring, these guys have great armors but the Nilfgaardians have ballsack leather, who the fuck came up with this idea?

great work user

That's horseshit, buddy. The concept of racial identity is ancient as fuck, why do you think that Jews suffer from so many inbreeding related genetic diseases?

thats actually a lot like what i look like now as 6"2 with random workouts. I have hope bros

The only reason he gets pussy is because he's a rarity among rarities (being a witcher at the time was weird, being an albino mutated freak on top of that is even weirder) and sorceress are into sick shit.
And also...he's good with his fingers....

Yeah I'm thinking it's kino

the prognosis on Toussaint isn't good

who cares lol i dont need to be one for him to fuck me silly

No it is because canonically the magic and mutations running through witchers makes them essentially living vibrators to magically sensitive sorceresses. Also they have enhanced stamina, endurance, strength, and perception. As well as most of them having fit bods even if a bit scarred. Also they are sterile and resistant to almost all diseases. So they can bang without worries.

Why must we suffer.

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I could get arms like that if I wanted too

Is there a non-meme answer for the ballsack armor? I don't know anything about the Witcher series.

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Life is suffering

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It does look good and even if it's rough around the edges it's in most of our best interests (assuming most people here are dudes who like adult fantasy) to not shit all over this show and instead help it succeed.

>WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MORE SHOWS FOR ME
>FUCK YOU FOR NOT MAKING MY SHOW PERFECT

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Are you retarded?

You either make the show good or it's better not to make it at all.

...If you are blind and retarded.

Are you retarded?

Marketers only care how much $$$ the show makes. The more it makes, the more shows in the genre they will want to make. kys.

imagine those biceps wrapped around your throat, choking you as he vigorously slams your boipucci into oblivion.

he's ok...

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Who gives a shit about marketing, are you high? Good shows are good, anything else is garbage and shouldn't have been made. No one was begging for a Witcher show and now they're delivering a (((diverse))) trashfire.

I wish I were as dumb as you

reminds me why i took the shani-route

too big for geralt but still kino

> thinking this syfy original looks good

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Cavil was announced months after he was casted.

imagine auditioning for the role of witcher man thinking you're gonna be spending all day banging hot witches then a bunch of mudshits get cast

where can I learn more

>DE HUMANZ SOTLE R MAJIC!
>NOW WE LIVE IN DE WHOODS!

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Proof?

and?

>newbie on MORDHAU

You should try looking more than three inches in front of your face. You and your ilk would have more things you like in the world if you stopped vigorously shitting all over every instance of Hollywood actually trying to cater to your needs. They're really not incentive to put in 100% effort and maximum budget for things like this that aren't hugely popular with normies. It's a gradual process. If this show succeeds, they're going to put in MORE effort and care into the next show like this. If it fails, they will not. THINK AHEAD RETARD.

>the monster's gonna grab my hair
>not just smash my face in

Cool, he has a Chiefs hat on. Wonder why, what's a Brit doing liking American football?

not from a jedi

They're fucking ugly and disgusting to look at in a largely visual platform like TV. The males are just pathetic and probably the lowest tier in the dating game, they get absolutely zero pussy

>Spending a lot of time in America, learning to enjoy football, I realized I had to choose a team," Cavill said on The Rich Eisen Show Thursday. "It’s never wise to choose a team based on who your partner is, because what if you fall out? It’s also good to have some rivalry in the house anyway. I was trying to think of something that would always stick. I figured Superman’s from Kansas. I was playing Superman at the time. It just kind of made sense to me.

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>i wrote a check!
>I WROTE THE CHECK!
>THAT MEANS EVERYTING I DO IS RIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTT"

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Kansas City is not in Kansas though kek

My peepee is humming.

Looks good but why didnt they hire any slavs? Are they racist or something?

There's a KC in both Kansas and Missouri.

Daddy af.

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His eyes and biceps both look edited.

Because of the facepaint I'm hoping to fucking god those are zerrikanians and not elves, jesus fucking christ

Sexy dilf, gotta be

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But the Chiefs are from Missouri

>i picked a team based on this character I played for a shitty movie

I like that Cavill doesn't shave his chest completely. Everyone else in Hollywood is baby chested.

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I've heard sillier and weirder reasons for picking sports teams. At least he went through a tough training process to play such a character.

fat non-sport-playing non-athletic wannabe "powerlifter" detected

of course, there's always something stupider

I thought that was Mel Gibson but then I remembered it's not the 80's anymore

>In folklore, female redheads symbolize the purity and beauty of the European race
no they dont you retard.

>cgi armor fixed in post because it resembled a penis too
HAHAHA

Myanna Buring is a scandinavian goddess

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She looks like she's in her late 50's and given the anppy hair and man face, hell that may very well be a man as where the adams apple is supposed to be looks weird, I would have to say it's a black hispanic mix probably a foreigner that immigrated

Haters BTFO

The Chad Manspreader

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DOMINANCE

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you know you saw that shit nigger

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i would watch this shit if they had fabio lead

A place of poower, gotta be

henry manspreading makes me kek more than it should.

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>will never sit on his lap while he sucks on my titties
when we fall asleep where do we go?

same, but hairier and with a much less attractive face. Working out can't fix everything ;_;

That would be Duny. This is the fight that took place in Cintra on Pavetta's 15th birthday. Pavetta is the mother of Ciri.
Read The Last Wish.

Calanthe, the queen of Cintra. Pavetta on her left.