Chuck, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering feed & seed

>Chuck, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering feed & seed.
>I thought we were having fuck & suck.
>D'oh, no, I said feed & seed. That's what I call fuck & suck.
>You call fuck & suck "feed & seed"?
>Yes. It's a regional dialect.
>Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
>Uh, near the old Simpson place.
>Really. Well, I'm formerly from Chuck's, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "feed & seed."
>Oh, not in Chuck's. No. It's a Sneed's expression.
>I see.

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>You know, these shoes are quite similar to the ones they have at Gucci's.
>Oh, no. Formerly hobo boots. Old drifter exchange.
>For boots.
>Yes.
>Yes. And you call them boots despite the fact that they are obviously loafers.
>Ye- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.
>Of course.

BASED

>Well, that was wonderful. A good feed was had by all. I'm pooped.
>Yes. I should be- Lah dee dah! What is pulling up out there?
>A Guatemalan car.
>Uh- A Guatemalan car, looking this fancy, in a style this German, imported to this part of the country, localized entirely within your driveway?
>Yes.
>Well, well, may I look at it?
>No.

THAT CITY-SLICKER WITH THE GUCCI MADE LOAFERS
YEAH BUDDY, THAT'S A PARK AVE. MANI
THAT CITY-SLICKER GOT A FANCY GERMAN CAR
THAT CITY-SLICKER HE'S A MILLIONAIRE

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So what we post Chuck?
So what we post Sneed?
We're just havin' fun
We don't care who REEEs
We blow the fuck out
Every last janny
Postin' Sneed and Feed and Seed

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holy shit this is a high effort image

Cringe

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LMAOOOOOO