>Chuck, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering feed & seed.
>I thought we were having fuck & suck.
>D'oh, no, I said feed & seed. That's what I call fuck & suck.
>You call fuck & suck "feed & seed"?
>Yes. It's a regional dialect.
>Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
>Uh, near the old Simpson place.
>Really. Well, I'm formerly from Chuck's, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "feed & seed."
>Oh, not in Chuck's. No. It's a Sneed's expression.
>I see.
Chuck, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering feed & seed
Nathan Brown
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Hunter Ross
>You know, these shoes are quite similar to the ones they have at Gucci's.
>Oh, no. Formerly hobo boots. Old drifter exchange.
>For boots.
>Yes.
>Yes. And you call them boots despite the fact that they are obviously loafers.
>Ye- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.
>Of course.
Grayson Robinson
BASED
Caleb Lewis
>Well, that was wonderful. A good feed was had by all. I'm pooped.
>Yes. I should be- Lah dee dah! What is pulling up out there?
>A Guatemalan car.
>Uh- A Guatemalan car, looking this fancy, in a style this German, imported to this part of the country, localized entirely within your driveway?
>Yes.
>Well, well, may I look at it?
>No.
Levi Johnson
THAT CITY-SLICKER WITH THE GUCCI MADE LOAFERS
YEAH BUDDY, THAT'S A PARK AVE. MANI
THAT CITY-SLICKER GOT A FANCY GERMAN CAR
THAT CITY-SLICKER HE'S A MILLIONAIRE
Nolan Reyes
So what we post Chuck?
So what we post Sneed?
We're just havin' fun
We don't care who REEEs
We blow the fuck out
Every last janny
Postin' Sneed and Feed and Seed
Jacob Butler
holy shit this is a high effort image
Hunter Davis
Cringe
James Allen
Jacob Cruz
LMAOOOOOO
Sebastian Wright
Cameron Reyes
we own this board
Ethan Phillips
Ayden Brooks
I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.
My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them.
I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.
Brandon Jackson
based Yea Forums
Nolan Reyes
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We Have The Sneed (Trad. Arr.)
Come gather 'round, children
It's high time ye read
'Bout a villain named Janny
And a hero named Sneed
We just want to funpost
Fresh memes and O.C.
But Janny deletes them
(he does it for free)
So we'll post day and night
'Bout the old Feed & Seed
They have the Janny
But we have the Sneed
So we'll post day and night
'Bout the old Feed & Seed
They have the Janny
But we have the Sneed
Benjamin Robinson
>in-breeding and race-mixing
James Perez
Yo listen Chuck, here's the story
About some seed and feed that's sold by this guy Sneed
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just seeds
From Sneed, inside and outside
Brown his farm with a slew of tomacco
And a German car
And everything is swell for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got... no Chuck... to fuck and suck, fuck and suck, fuck and suck...
I'm Sneed I like to feed and I seed, I like to Feed and I seed, I like to Feed and I seed, I like to Feed and I seed, I like to Feed and I seed, I like to Feed and I seed, I like to Feed and I seeeed
Jordan Green
Moeshitter btfo
Bentley Hernandez
It was meant to be. It w... it was meant to be this way! Ian Maxtone-Graham... Chuck, Sneed... It was always meant to be this way for me.... They move to the forefront, and everything else fades away, EVERYTHING else; the city slicker, the steamed hams, Deens, it all existed to show me the way, and when I'd found the way...
Everything else melted away.
It was a beautiful miracle... and if NOVEMBER SEVENTH, 1999, the day I first saw the Sneed scene... was the first day of my life, then that day, JULY NINETEENTH, 2019, was the second day of my life.
Carter Price
saved
Ian Ward
Oh......ooh my......oooh my oh my.
That is possibly one of the best jokes I've never gotten from the Simpsons until just now.
WOW....
Jonathan Roberts
kek
Jose Barnes
Matthew Long