...danger close?

...danger close?

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tempo tempo tempo

THE CHILD GROOMING STANDAAAAARD!

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It means you're close enough to get hit by friendly fire from a barrage

Jesus Christ, they let you fucking retards in the Army now?

A MAN OF MY MEANS

Who was a bigger fucktard between him and capt america.

YOU'RE A DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, SIR, EVEN THE MOST BOOT-FUCKED MARINE KNOWS DANGER CLOSE

based

HEY
TURD
SCRAPE THAT SHOTA SHIT OFF YOUR LIP

excuse me?

you should be more like trombley

The commander told me I would get dubs. I am assured of this.

Def him. At least captain america was only a dangerous retard to himself for the most part

WHOPPER JR

FOLLOW MY TRACERS

It seems the coordinates were off by two, we've got blue-on-blue

DENYING THE ENEMY TRANSPORTATION

Respectfully, sir? You fire an AK one more time? I'll fuck you up.

>goes and buries the AK like a scared little pussy

MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS

AMERIKEE IS WATCHIN

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THERE. WILL. BE. NO. FUCK. UPS.

MARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNSSS
KEEEEEEEL ON THREEE

Marines make do

TWOMBLY

>save some guys ass
>capture a terrorist while doing so
>he looks very thankful and nice, seems like a bro
>Captain comes in out of no where
>starts yelling "TOWELHEAD MOTHER FUCKER" and starts stabbing the ground near the captive
>guy looks back at me like I'm a piece of shit

What do

I'LL TELL YOU WHO THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD IS

I have no idea how shit actually works, but I imagine you could get pull the guy aside and explain how horrible the captain is and ask him to report it because you sure as hell can't or it would be insubordination or some shit.

Since when does Shepherd care about danger close?

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>gets the guys clearing the minefield blown up
>fucks the medivac

that Sgt. was a reservist

I forgot about that part