How much would the average foids pussy dry up if you invited her to Netflix and chill and played torrents from a laptop...

How much would the average foids pussy dry up if you invited her to Netflix and chill and played torrents from a laptop plugged into the TV?

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justbe this guy

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streaming cuckshill, begone

>match with girl on tinder
>hit things off pretty well and we plan on watching a movie at her place, our messages had sexual undertones and I know she’s down to bang
>finally get there, I brought some wine and my laptop
>”what’s that for user?”
>”oh I thought you wanted to watch a movie”
>”I have Netflix”
>”well I can get everything for free on here, watch this”
>plug laptop into tv using hdmi, she thinks I’m some kind of wizard at this point
>I start downloading interstellar, her internet is shit so it takes like 20 minutes to torrent
>sit there making awkward small talk and drinking wine
>finally start the movie
>get close to her on the couch and put my hand around her
>”wait, can we take things a little slower?”
You lied to me bros.
>awkwardly finish the movie and go home
>she removes me from matches and I never see her again

Part of "Netflix and Chill" is mindlessly scrolling through the options together and eventually settling on some mediocre crap neither of you have seen or taking advantage of a "wait, you haven't seen x?" moment. You can't really do that with torrents. If you already picked something to watch beforehand, it just depends how clumsy your setup is. If you're over there fumbling with a laptop next to your tv, you look like a retard. If you're just streaming it from your PC's media server to your smart tv or console, she won't care where you got it. But you used the term "foid", so you'll be dating below average and have little to worry about.

Next time try being yourself

Brutal

just bee urself

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>showing a girl that you know what an HDMI port is on the first date
Hahahaha Jesus Christ dude, try harder

lied about what